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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-25 16:28:37 UTC</title>
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 <html>Let’s say I have five million dollars, cash. Do I a) move into a house on stilts in the most expensive state in the country and declare bankruptcy in a year after being unable to pay property taxes, or b) just buy a bigger house in the DC suburb I already currently live in for one million and then still have four million to play with</html>
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