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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 28-Oct-11 12:35:50 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1948&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Cerulean Spark&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;ceruleanspark&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; This reminds me of a friend of mine you used to complain that certain feminine products always contained &amp;quot;bananas&amp;quot;, e.g. &amp;quot;Vagisil&amp;quot;, and that it would be fair if there were masculine products with names like &amp;quot;Penicream&amp;quot;.</html>
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