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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 04-Nov-11 14:13:31 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>Dear Princess Celestia.  Today I learned to not ask questions I don't want to know the answers to.  Your faithful student, Jack the Last Gherkin.  P.S. men are perverts.</html>
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