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 <title>Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 17:01:26 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/76&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Jack&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;thelastgherkin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Derpy is everyone's mother and daughter due to a shorted out time differential from the time she reversed the polarity of the neutron flow in her muffin bag and accidentally the laws of time and sex. Then it becomes less of a tree and more of a mound of wood chips and paper pulp. tl;dr EVERYPONY EVER IS RELATED TO ADOBE. WHICH YOU WON'T FIND IN NAIROBI. fanon fixed.</html>
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