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 <title>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Nov-11 19:39:16 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)</author_name>
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 <html>So here's what happened: after I got done in my meeting with my manager, it was late, and I was the last one in the office. I wandered around and checked it was empty before locking up and setting the alarm...or at least trying to set the alarm. When I tried to prime it, it flashes up an activity warning and a sector number, which corresponds to the sheds at the back of the property. I put my bag back inside, taking just my work phone, my sword-umbrella and my kubaton. I make my way over to the sheds under cover of darkness. All the lights are off in the shed, but there's people inside moving stuff into an unmarked white van. I can't just close and lock the door because the van's in the way, so I think: What would Adam Jensen do. So I kick the side door open, slam a hand down on the light switch, dazzling the occupants and dash at them with my umbrella, musashi-style. I realised just before I did anything that it was the CEO and a handyman. We all had a laugh about it after though.</html>
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