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 <title>Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Thursday, 17-Nov-11 02:01:34 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Erik Banner (communistprime)</author_name>
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 <html>A message from my friend: &amp;quot;I'm sorry, buuuut I'm gonna have to kill myself. I have failed society by allowing my dad to play Bioshock 2. I apparently learned nothing from letting him play the first Bioshock. But now there's little hacking &amp;quot;mini-games&amp;quot;, and he cannot complete them to save his life. It's horrible. All you have to do is get the arrow to stop in a green area. But he's all, I TRIED THAT AND IT DIDN'T WORK D: So now he's purposely avoiding the green areas, and playing the game wrong. And he's gone through about 10 rounds this way&amp;quot; !&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/group/25/id&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Video Game Ponies! (videogameponies)&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;vgp&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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