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 <title>theironpony's status on Tuesday, 03-Jan-12 20:18:11 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2620&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Dane Dychkowski&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;yodelerty&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Fine. But we must meet at an undisclosed location. At 3:14, travel east to the gas station on the corner. There, you will find a blue van, knock on the left rear window four times, followed by two more slow knocks. When the question is asked, reply: &amp;quot;Only when the moon shines upon the cooked bacon.&amp;quot; He will give yo the keys to a beige truck at the other end of the parking lot. In there, you will find a portion of a map with directions. Follow them exactly. Then, we may meet and you may know my secrets.</html>
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