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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jan-12 12:40:01 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/183&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Carlis Moore&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;retl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; You sit on some other things, but find that doesn't quench your thirst.  You start sitting on more things, and MORE things, THEN ALL THE THINGS; NO SURFACE REMAINS UNTOUCHED BY YOUR BUTTOCKS wait no this is dumb</html>
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