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  1. Quite liking this song right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_YUHd-kbbw

    Monday, 15-Jul-13 18:39:42 UTC from web
    • Someone should probably tell Carcino or whatever the hell he's calling himself this week

      Monday, 15-Jul-13 17:47:35 UTC from web
    • Like a kind. Returning to his slightly obnoxious castle.

      Monday, 15-Jul-13 17:32:37 UTC from web
    • The gay porn parody of Pacific Rim has the same title

      Monday, 15-Jul-13 14:38:43 UTC from web
    • You know when you have an extra special weekend and it makes your weekdays extra crappy

      Monday, 15-Jul-13 10:12:07 UTC from web
    • As much as I want to stay and chat, I gtg :p I'll pop in again when I get back.

      Sunday, 14-Jul-13 18:21:50 UTC from web
    • Good morning.

      Saturday, 13-Jul-13 23:44:13 UTC from web
    • Update from England: still hot.

      Saturday, 13-Jul-13 19:45:04 UTC from web
      • I am chilling in Yorkshire. It's only about 24 celsius.

        Saturday, 13-Jul-13 17:32:07 UTC from web
        • Hearing English people babble on about how brilliant the weather is is enough to turn someone racist.

          Saturday, 13-Jul-13 08:34:07 UTC from web
          • AND WE'LL ONLY BE MAKING IT RIGHT

            Friday, 12-Jul-13 23:49:29 UTC from web
          • Britain, can you just cool down for like 5 minutes? Some of us are trying to sleep.

            Friday, 12-Jul-13 22:46:26 UTC from web
          • Yeah my server has a name and I refer to it with a female pronoun you got a problem

            Friday, 12-Jul-13 20:51:41 UTC from web
          • Tomorrow night I'm baking some red enchiladas.

            Friday, 12-Jul-13 20:16:53 UTC from web
          • Anyone want to chip in and buy a Boeing 787? Should only be about 20 AmericaPounds. If one person chips in.

            Friday, 12-Jul-13 20:07:08 UTC from web
            • Am I the only one constantly refreshing to see what changs

              Friday, 12-Jul-13 19:27:20 UTC from web
            • Is his name 'Scott Bakula From Quantum Leap' or 'Sam Beckett From Quantum Leap'?

              Friday, 12-Jul-13 18:24:00 UTC from web
              • avatar change complete.

                Friday, 12-Jul-13 15:57:00 UTC from web
              • I bought a box of 12 Krispy Kreme original glazed to last me the weekend but I think I'm just going to eat them all right now

                Friday, 12-Jul-13 13:03:56 UTC from web
              • @thelastgherkin >Edinburgh

                Friday, 12-Jul-13 13:20:45 UTC from web
                • @vt3c What do ladies have to do with it

                  Friday, 12-Jul-13 07:20:45 UTC from web
                • @ceruleanspark beautiful.

                  Thursday, 11-Jul-13 19:36:16 UTC from web
                  • So what's with Lola Bunny network?

                    Thursday, 11-Jul-13 18:35:12 UTC from web
                  • c54f5d79-1a2d-4b50-283a-4123c834e601

                    Thursday, 11-Jul-13 18:15:26 UTC from api
                  • I am covered in dog hair. Clearly this means I am a furry now.

                    Thursday, 11-Jul-13 12:39:39 UTC from web
                  • I got the oil changed in my car and didn't get an extra 20 horsepower. Did Gran Turismo lie?

                    Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 18:59:34 UTC from web
                  • This site isn't optimised for Netscape Navigator 9. I shall write a complaint to your head office in London.

                    Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 18:22:52 UTC from web
                  • Open minded. Family Fun. No Limits.

                    Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 14:34:59 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                  • I'm going to ponify my entire vocabulary by just neighing at people for communication

                    Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 08:47:55 UTC from web
                  • What we do is what you wish to do.

                    Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 08:34:16 UTC from web