milo's favorite notices, page 53
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That drawing earlier of Rainbow Dash I said I did, I had it laying on my bed about to be put away. My mother then enters the room, asking me if the wireless is working correctly. Before I can answer she compliments me on my "Wonderful picture of Rainbow Dash," calling her by name. I wat'd. After checking the wireless she left without even asking about me and MLP. I bucking love my family.
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@MRDRAGON IS BUSY, POST PONIES.
Monday, 26-Sep-11 13:37:44 UTC from web -
Boy, am I tired! I was up half the night trying to remember something I wanted to do. Then it dawned on me - I planned to go to bed early.
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I went to a plastic surgeon yesterday - he looked almost real.
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If you've got insomnia, don't lose any sleep over it.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:13:21 UTC from web -
My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do it, so for twenty pounds they lowered her body.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:07:22 UTC from web -
"I've got water in the carburettor." "Really? Where's the car?" "In the river."
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@empressmilette dat mangoes
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@rotation Reminds me of the time I was staring at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
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@starshine @rotation A good bra is like barbed wire. It should do its job without obscuring the view. #someoneshootme
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@thelastgherkin I wonder if that's the same doctor who usually stopped at the bar after work for an almond daquiri. Except one day, the bartender was out of almonds, so he used hickory nuts instead. The doctor took a sip and said, "This isn't an almond daquiri! What am I drinking?" The bartender replied, "it's a hickory daquiri, doc!"
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I heard the other day about a doctor whose medicine and treament is all duck-based. I was going to go and see him but everyone keeps telling me he's a quack.
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@rotation I have a stepladder. It's very nice, but I would love to meet my real ladder some day.
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@rotation So a fiver walks into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here, this is a singles bar!"
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@empressmilette Night, screwball.
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Hey , #Everypony , look who I found in front of my door /)^3^(\ xD http://ur1.ca/5av51
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Honest AJ cannot tell a lie. Wait, that's George Washington. http://fav.me/d4btcyt
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@ceruleanspark Lick it off. Then, call an ambulance.
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@empressmilette Rule 63 invaded the western kingdom as you can see. They look peaceful at first then BAM gender change.
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Imma repost this, cos nopony found it amusing the first time: http://ur1.ca/5a2hu
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@cinnabarsprings WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RED AND PULSING.
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@ceruleanspark That's what she said. HIYOOOOOO
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@rotation FISHESMON, GOOTTA CATHCM ALLLL
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@ceruleanspark GET OUT OF THOSE TROUSERS
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OK FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS AND #SPARKHIN SHIPPERS ALIKE. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? It's the one you've all been waiting for: the @ceruleanspark X @cinnabarsprings shipfic by the brilliant DoctorDapples! Happy birthday to the best fake internet boyfriend I've ever had! <3 http://fav.me/d4bkqdy
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@kamineru73 Welcome to RDN. http://ur1.ca/59oql
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@empressmilette Your new desktop background. http://ur1.ca/59h8l
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@jinny I freaking love Rush! They're amazing!
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@remembernovember Runners up include MXPX, The Police, American Made, Dethklok, The Wallflowers, Green Day, Tommy Tutone, Ozzy, A.F.I., and the list could go on for days if I continued. xD
