Timeline for 100kcrew list by nerthos, page 238
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@delores Are you a real alpha?
Have you ever cherryed a hot girl, like a real supermodel?
Have you ever tried a pub?
All right, I can see that I will have to teach you how to pick females.
We are gonna papaya.
Now listen closely, here's a little lesson in chivalry, this is taking down virginity.
If you wanna be a gallant number one, you have to pick a hot girl in the club!
Just follow my moves, and dance around. Be careful not to make a dud.
No, don't do that!
We are gonna kiwi.
Now look at this booze, that I just found. When I say go, be ready to tout.
Buy it for her not me! ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch, and learn, here's the deal, she'll slip and slide on this spiked drink.
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@rw No I meant regarding colours.
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@hakui Smart hakui
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@rw Explains the weird look to it
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Takeshi has gone full robot9000
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If delores gets laid though, GNUsocial will never be the same.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:53:18 UTC from web -
@delores Go get her tiger
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@delores Alternatively, send her a pic of your gnusocial account that prominently displays follower count so she knows you're succesful
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@takemangoakenji I'll be completely honest and say I have 0 interest in the other kind.
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@tiffany No this one had clothes. I wouldn't send a girl I want to know better a gif of a naked dude.
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@delores Comrade.
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The first private conversation I remember having with my girlfriend was about a gif of a guy jumping into a hay packer and coming out as a hay square that moved.
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@nerthos2 This one is coherent. Good job.
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Well being totally fair bus design has been acting up since yesterday though so I don't think you can just tell if you screw them up, unlike wood.
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I joke but being ridiculous has always worked for me when it comes to girls.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:40:15 UTC from web -
@delores Ask her if she wants to retake the means of production
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@rw 1880-tier lewds
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@tiffany We can't blame God for man's misuse of his creations, specially the cyllinder-shaped ones
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Though I suppose I should give it a boner to commemorate.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:08:58 UTC from web -
Finally I can post my masterpiece
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 23:08:44 UTC from web -
@kro Here you go carrot boy http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/854963
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In fact I still have most of the stuff from that time.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 22:23:51 UTC from web -
I still have a drawing of pony cerulean as the "knight of dicks"
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 22:23:37 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark You always lowed 'dem apples
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@tiffany You're like 19 now right? then probably.
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@maiyannah All empires crumble, this one just crumbled faster.
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@thelastgherkin That'd probably turn 2012 on
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@tiffany We all acted as if we were 15, some of us were 15, and it was all around hilarious.
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I miss those days, they were hilarious.
