madington flavors (madflavors)'s status on Monday, 23-May-11 19:30:26 UTC
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@extremedash well you see im actually the owner and propeiter of a super top secret government agency designing a new program of mind control that is currently being tested in a popular childrens show called My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. It can be activatied from one of my many solid gold satilites in orbit around the earth. it casues an extreme desire to watch the show accomipanied with the drive to make friends, draw ponies, and ship Rainbow Dash to everything that moves. so far its been pretty successful. i can also use my gold satilites to spy on people. so thats how i know your car is black.
