Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-14 02:02:42 UTC

Matt

Looking out the window, Twilight noticed a Seven-Eleven across the street. Unfortunately, the stress had driven Twilight to drink, and she was really craving a relaxer right now. She turned back to her friends. Applejack knew exactly what she was thinking.

"Twilight, it wouldn't do well for your image to be caught drunk," she warned. She then turned and looked at you. "You see this? This is how you're supposed to write my dialogue. Gettin' real tired of fanfiction writers typing 'ah' every time I say something with the letter 'I' in it."