Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-14 02:30:47 UTC

Matt

"So, anyways," Twilight said, "I have this big princess summit in the Crystal Empire next week. And I'm really not thrilled about it."

"Aren't you excited to see Cadence again?" asked Pinkie.

"Well, yes, of course I am, but there's going to be a press meeting. And we all know how bad I am at those nowadays. I don't understand. Before I was given actual responsibility, I was just a pretty face to sit there while Celestia and Luna and Cadence did their thing. The moment I was declared 'princess of friendship', suddenly I'm public enemy number one! I don't even have that much power!"

"Maybe everyone's butthurt because it destroys their headcanon," said Rainbow.