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Does anyone remember when I used to like things? Neither do I.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 10:41:07 UTC from web -
Acceptable pronunciations for GIF: jif, gee-eye-eff, yiff. Unacceptable pronunciations for GIF: ghiff
Saturday, 08-Jun-13 05:09:00 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 07-Sep-11 04:27:24 UTC from web-
@starshine (sigh) ...Starshine. You wuz funny, you wuz.
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I could, theoretically, write a sober allegation here that I was abused by... I dunno... children's TV legend... Artemis... Wacky... and that would be sufficient grounds for the papers to front page the man's downfall.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 10:30:53 UTC from web -
'The "rectifier weapon" will remain in the revised version as part of a DLC package. Because using "illicit or proscribed drug use" as incentives in a game is prohibited by the Board's guidelines, the censored Australian version of Saints Row 4 omits a mission where players obtain and smoke the alien narcotics. As a result of the missing mission, the Australian version of Saints Row 4 is incompatible for co-operative play with other regions.' Well, at least I'll get to play the game. Shame about co-op play.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 10:05:29 UTC from web-
@vcgriffin ...yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh. Awk-waaard. Anyway, I refuse to believe owt til he's charged.
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@pawnheart Nice to see 'innocent until proven guilty' still holds with some people
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@vcgriffin Yeah, likewise. The worst of it isn't people assuming guilt before the trial... it's the assumption that they've already been found guilty based purely on allegations.
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HORTICULTURE
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 10:16:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark ...is that a reference?
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@ceruleanspark Skoolaololeeton
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I like that word.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 10:16:15 UTC from web -
'Oooh... that pumice stone feels sooooo good...'
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 10:04:16 UTC from web -
I am naked, now with all you others it just feels odd. I should get dressed.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:58:34 UTC from web-
I'm... cutting my nails... JOINMEFORWEBCAMFUN.
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I'm going to shower too. @pawnheart and I will be naked simultaneously.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:51:52 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I will be naked in spirit.
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@coffeecream 'Free-spirited' does not count. A sacrifice of flesh must be made.
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@coffeecream You could just lie about being naked. Nobody could verify it.
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I should change my OC's surname to "Hooves". As should all of you.
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@ceruleanspark Should I change my actual surname to 'feet'?
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@ceruleanspark You first. Then I shall follow.
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@ceruleanspark Creamy Hooves wants a word with you
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You're getting brutal, Gherk. Brutal, and needlessly sadistic.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:45:50 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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@pawnheart What did I do?
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@thelastgherkin It was a feebly shoehorned-in 'Tron' quote. For no better reason than I was watching Tron the other day.
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Shower time. back shortly. http://ur1.ca/f5w6q
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:47:15 UTC from web -
When I touch things, they disappoint me.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:38:03 UTC from web-
@pawnheart When I touch things, they turn into Skittles.
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@thelastgherkin Everything I touch turns into those rather rank white "chocolate" mice you get palmed off to you in pre-filled bags of penny sweets.
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Hell if I touch anything it's bound to break.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:30:26 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark just... heavy?
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@pawnheart It's Daft Punk. Or...whoever did the vocals on "Touch" anyway.
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@ceruleanspark Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I remember Touch. Then, I evidently forgot about it.
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Here's a video about cancer. m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=4gm5DLjNRLc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4gm5DLjNRLc%26feature%3Dyoutu.be
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:33:01 UTC from web- Barton Flank likes this.
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@zeldatra Here's a video about OH GOD NO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQSHAfzU5ks&list=FLiFoD83_LZXNWjvb5WYv8DQ&index=6
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Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:32:12 UTC from web
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Whoops. Accidentally smashed one of the cheap-ass porcelain bowls and even though people forgive me I still feel really guilty. Like Kryten levels of guilty
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:27:13 UTC from web-
@coffeecream ...was it used for anything of import? People had probably forgotten about it, otherwise...
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@pawnheart It was in the rack of dishes that I was drying.
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@coffeecream It happens, inevitably, to everyone. As long as it wasn't deliberate, you should probably forgive yourself straight off.
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"It's also a great place to live, despite not having its own tube station." Well that's true of a lot of places, property lady!!
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:14:59 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Guessing that fell through because of like the three cars you have in total.
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@thelastgherkin No it fell through because of other logistical issues like "No plumbing" and "I can't afford it alone and my parents won't pay"
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@ceruleanspark You can live in my garage. It has a washing machine AND a freezer!
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If you'll excuse me, this fart seems promising.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:15:14 UTC from web -
So please, please, please let me get what I want.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:12:31 UTC from web-
@rotation Lord knows, it would be the first time.
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Introducing RDNCon, the con where you stand on opposite sides of the room and yell pointlessly at eachother. Ticket Tiers: Fedora Tier (Standard): $50 Spaghetti Tier (VIP): $100 "Guy who married a Twilight Sparkle plush" Tier: $Why Confirmed Guests: John De Lancie (for about 2 weeks) and a bunch of terrible brony "musicians"!
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@ceruleanspark Today's crime... regicide! Would 'Grindcore Flufflepuff' please come to the stage?
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@ceruleanspark And the prize is a slightly homoerotic drubbing from some drunken Man City supporters!
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@pawnheart NOW WITH PIPES AND BRICKS AND CANS!
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I almost wondered aloud (on this site) what sugarcubes taste like. Welp.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:02:02 UTC from web-
@coffeecream Human flesh
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@coffeecream Err... Where specifically ?
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@coffeecream Sugar. With all the benefits of 8 roughly delineated corners.
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Mornin'
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:30:56 UTC from web-
@pawnheart Google Weather ?
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@critialcloudkicker ...yeah. Maybe not super-reliable?
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@pawnheart Well, technically it is not raining anymore from the looks of it. But I do not like the way the ground is wet, nor how those clouds look
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Anyone want a peerage of the New Fanglian government? ... £300. Comes with a special crown [no picture available].
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:59:17 UTC from web -
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:53:10 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin From what is that taken?
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@pawnheart That one? Real life, presumably.
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@thelastgherkin What a time to be alive...
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@ceruleanspark @thelastgherkin Mornin' you two! Hows it been going? I have come crawling back... like that bananas in Doctor Zhivago.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:40:28 UTC from web-
@pawnheart I have some of it. It's just that I'm intending to spend a lot of it.
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@pawnheart its an over-rated concepts anyway, mostly decided by others and surrounding society. Sell it, like your immortal soul.
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@vcgriffin Anyone want to purchase my dignity? Today only, it's £300. I'll give you a certificate and everything...
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@thelastgherkin It won't load for me. It seems I need to install...
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:44:24 UTC from web -
I'm thinking of changing my name to 'freepsychicchatforfree'. Thoughts?
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:32:18 UTC from web -
If you liked that text best fully voiced game then here is an MMO based on the same story! !vgp http://www.deadfrontier.com/index.php?cp=neilDFOUTBREAK2&sid=5
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 06:35:44 UTC from web
