Notices by Jonathan Burgess (ral), page 237
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>Goes on Equestria Daily after a week of not going on. >Sees vote "What/Who Is The Best Non Pony Mythical Creature?" >No Griffon. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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@starlightbolt I would list them all, but I'm too lazy.
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@starlightbolt Everyone is worthy, it's just who makes it that matters.
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@eaglehooves I kind of just type what comes to mind at the moment.
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@starlightbolt Who will be my delc?
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@mrdragon I don't know, I've gotten emails of people who favorite my post before they even post a notice themselves.
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@cutesaurus Good morning Cutie-Saurus the dinosaur!
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@eaglehooves I know this lousy suggesting, but maybe you should try to write something that bronies would like. Not that you don't write things that bronies would like, but...
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@mrdragon I really don't know how those posts got there. Really.
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Just noticed I have two notices in the most popular notices thing.
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@mrdragon Well, I thank her, because I also managed to write out some re-writes of songs.
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@mrdragon Yeah... I guess I should have. I really don't know what was going through my mind last night when I typed that up.
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Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law, and repeat after me: I am a Brony.
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When I'm sad I stop being sad and Pony instead.
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@eaglehooves Well, it's a very obscure #NSFW independent artist's song, so I didn't expect you to.
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Irresponsible bronies with too much time on their hands. Set out on a quest to go to Equestria. No astrophysicists, or even lyricists. Just an author, an artist and Nvr. They wrote a piece of fanfiction no one knows and it opened a vortex in space. Now they're going to a place when there is no human race. We brought all of the bronies and we jumped into the vortex. Now we're hurtling through space and it's so awesome! We crash landed in the middle of a crater. We all agreed; "There's nothing greater!" We were surrounded by a sea of ponies, pegasi, and unicorns. But there's a catch to our glory and there's an end to this story. 'Cause we only have one day to stay!
Thursday, 01-Sep-11 15:53:07 UTC from web -
I wish we were in Equestria! I wish I could brohoof Big Mac! I would ride on a pegasus with all my friends and say heeeey! I wish we were in Equestria! Mimi and Me and Twilight Sparkle. We would tolerate all the haters and everything would be okay! If we were in Equestria today!
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My desktop is complete. http://ur1.ca/4zzpx
Thursday, 01-Sep-11 15:32:28 UTC from web -
'Night everypony, I'll be back tomorrow to brohoof you yesterday.
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Goodness gracious, it is getting to be quite a pain to type these giant posts up.
Thursday, 01-Sep-11 03:32:09 UTC from web -
There are very few things in this world that make me a giggling child, that take me to a simple time when things weren't quite as wild. One of those very special things that does it every time is a pony and a muffin, they makes me feel so fine. Everybody loves ponies, Lord knows I do. Everybody loves ponies, let's watch just one or two. Everybody loves ponies, Lord knows I do. Everybody loves ponies, you and I should watch a few.
Thursday, 01-Sep-11 03:28:22 UTC from web -
@miloth Whenever I hear "Banana" now, I think of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFFH8DaOHQg
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@jackzhang That was me, yes, I remember it.
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Well, the Pope was sick last week. He didn't get enough sleep. So they called Derpy in to speak instead. So she took out a pen, and wrote a speech, walked up to the podium, and this is what she said, "Muffins muffins muffins muffins." Well the Catholics, they all loved her, and they thought so highly of her, that they sent her on an international tour. And everywhere she went, all the birds and all the gents, would beg her to give them an encore, so she said, "Muffins muffins muffins muffins." Well now that she was a religious celebrity, people from all the faiths came to see her, so they could hear and cheer for the great pegasus. Jews and Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists, Jesus Christ and his buddy Judas, would come to let her fill them all with joy, so she said, "Muffins muffins muffins muffins."
Thursday, 01-Sep-11 03:16:46 UTC from web -
Thank Celestia for copy/paste.
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@miloth Is it you?
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@eaglehooves Well slap some icing on those muffins, and let's party!
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@miloth I guess... @runethief000 because that's what my email says.
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@redenchilada Okay. You are God now.
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@miloth Screw cookies. I want cupcakes.
