Replies to scribus, page 54
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@scribus I have friends out in Illinois and the nazis there sound like a special kind of awful
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@scribus remember: really good impressions are less about sounding exactly like the person and more about nailing their mannerisms
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@scribus yeah it's a pretty popular location for jumpers and i can literally see it from my desk
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@scribus just realised I can feel my asshole. Like, legally. Apparently this was an ability he shared with most angles and curves
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@scribus For the last year or so I’ve wanted to win the powerball jackpot so I could open a production studio and pay all of my friends to move out to NOVA make their passion projects. Still hasn’t panned out but it hasn’t stopped me from trying.
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@scribus See now that makes sense. I only want one or two for a hiking trip I'm taking, just to see what nutritional value they bring.
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@scribus Only counts American animated atrocities. Instead of international animated movies. Are you really surprised to learn the Oscars are a sham?
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@scribus man I don’t even know what i’d do if the McDonald’s clerk told me he couldn’t get me my food but then tells me I have to pay anyway because I wasted his time
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@scribus First time seeing any artist live really (save for Dolly Parton at Disney World), absolute game changer
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@scribus Strange. One of my favourite addages is also from 3rd Rock: "If life gives you lemons you shut up and eat the damned lemons"
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@scribus Organize a parade against parades to give back what they have done to you. I bet with your luck there will be another parade that will hinder you with that plan.
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@scribus i wonder how often state legislatures have to go "ugh, we actually have to tell people not to put their dicks in this thing
