@scribus
IE, CA
The tragic aftermath of an accident between Greg Universe and Squanchy at the LHC. Narrator for the Sage And Savant steampunk adventure podcast. Largely dead inside, but getting better.
More details...Notices by Scribus (scribus), page 58
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@adiwan I suspect his talk about "being so embarrassed that he leaves the country" was code for "finding somewhere without extradition to the US to die in penury," but maybe that was just wishful thinking.
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@adiwan Well, of course today we'd announce results, just to make ME look foolish in the wake of my "Cassandra" gag! Rage rage rage, bad Trump impression, no lulz, I don't care IT'S OVER!!
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Almost gotta respect how many times CNN can publish "BREAKING: We Still Don't Know!" like being told on Wednesday that it could take until Friday or longer didn't already inform us of things like "We don't know yet, and it will take time to count."
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OK but now I kind of just want a pic of Biden as the Don and a "Biden Crime Family" tag in that Godfather font, maybe that can rule dorm walls for decades to come
Saturday, 07-Nov-20 05:49:02 UTC from web -
@adiwan Well, it's less that I'm claiming to be 100% correct about events that have yet to pass, and more a satirical statement in reflection on the fact that people are surprised that Donald Trump is doing exactly what he said he'd do four years ago. Like, if it's that widely shocking when an asshole, who said he would be an asshole, is an asshole, then clearly "having seen it coming" MUST be among some kind of ~SpEcIaL pOwErS~ or whatever.
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I think I might change my name to Cassandra. Hey, if Vincent can become Alice...!
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@adiwan To hell with that, he's magic, or an elf, or something. He's immune, he won't be a carrier! I have to believe this!!!!
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@mrmattimation Is it, though? And should it be? . . . wait, wasn't that Eddie Vedder's line?
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None of it means anything yet, none of it means anything yet, none of it means anything yet
Wednesday, 04-Nov-20 04:28:02 UTC from web -
I can no longer recall if my train ever even came with rails
Tuesday, 03-Nov-20 08:33:54 UTC from web -
So it turns out hate-shoving four slices of Swiss cheese into my mouth is a good way to spit out four slices of Swiss cheese like a dipapple who deserves death
Tuesday, 03-Nov-20 01:32:42 UTC from web -
Woops I beat my network drive with a wrench and threw it in the garbage~~~~
Tuesday, 03-Nov-20 01:29:27 UTC from web -
Anyway, if I do die from 128 self-inflicted blunt headwounds, know that it was only like 33% suicide and 67% dealing with Windows and networking
Tuesday, 03-Nov-20 01:08:33 UTC from web -
Starting to suspect that being a blood donor was literally the only thing giving me a reason to live
Tuesday, 03-Nov-20 01:06:35 UTC from web -
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@mrmattimation Outright depressing how familiar the present can be
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@mrmattimation A blowhard egomaniac trying to buy popularity and power? Gee, I don't see it...
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Is it a sin to drink Scotch while listening to Irish music?
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mood(dot)exe https://youtu.be/jjUjrE19eyw
Sunday, 01-Nov-20 08:27:43 UTC from web -
Of course, I thought the same thing about Middle School, so
Saturday, 31-Oct-20 17:06:03 UTC from web -
I think 2020 may not kill me, outright; but it may already have killed any potential to ever be happy and at peace ever again
Saturday, 31-Oct-20 16:54:28 UTC from web -
Man I thought the isolation-depression was bad before pandemic
Saturday, 31-Oct-20 16:53:50 UTC from web -
Well, over the weekend, I learned the bummer way that you need a whole different product and high temperatures to dye polyester :-/
Wednesday, 28-Oct-20 21:30:34 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark I mean I haven't registered since day one so
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>laughs maniacally in intoxication
Sunday, 25-Oct-20 08:13:35 UTC from web
