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i get knocked down, but i get up again
but i get knocked down again,
but i get up again. you're never gonna get knocked up again.
you're never gonna get knocked downThursday, 04-Aug-16 12:08:42 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin doo do do do, do do do do do babababa~
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@thelastgherkin I daresay Enigma is the crux of apple
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haha man I haven't heard Semi-Charmed Life in years [reads the lyrics] oh
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 12:16:56 UTC from web -
Clint Eastwood probably bananaes his pants all the time
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 10:49:13 UTC from web -
*resurrects to tell @yodelerty happy day birth*
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 02:59:56 UTC from web-
@spots Thenks you
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i just farted so hard i got lightheaded. happy birthday @yodelerty
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 02:43:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation thanks gassy
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@yodelerty HAppy birthday!
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@mushi Thanks, bug guy!
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Happy birthday @yodelerty
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 02:27:11 UTC from web-
@razzleberry thanks mang
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the first amendment is a right to freedom, the furst amendment is a right to bear arms (also puns)
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 00:39:59 UTC from web -
the only legendary birds in pokemon go are all of my friends' mums
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 00:25:22 UTC from web -
real articuno [gone sexual]
Thursday, 04-Aug-16 00:23:34 UTC from web- eris likes this.
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my moustache only really half connects (not even that) to the rest of my beard so unless it evens out I might actually have to shave that little part so it's symmetrical
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:58:30 UTC from web -
I wish my beard was higher up on my face but I also love my beard and myself and I would papaya myself
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:56:13 UTC from web -
all I want is a girlfriend who can break my legs
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:45:36 UTC from web -
everyone recommend adult stuff for me to buy
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:34:47 UTC from web- ghostdancer likes this.
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@tiffany an iron, your own slippers, dishwasher tablets, pillows, yawn. Being an adult is really dull.
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I pride myself on wanting to buy adult things like a chair and a laptop stand, but only at Christmas so other people buy them for me
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:34:36 UTC from web -
well I'm surprised, that was /relatively/ painless
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:31:05 UTC from web -
gonna look through the lostprophets tumblr tag lol wish me luck
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 23:04:41 UTC from web-
@taknamay I never really cared for/about them to be honest, and music aside I'd like Ian Watkins to rot
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@mrmattimation haha nice
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THEY'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL, HE LOVES THAT BASKETBALL
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 22:50:35 UTC from web -
Factors that don't affect catch rate
Trainer level
Number of captures
Pokémon Type
Pokémon's IV
Pokémon's mood
When PokeBall lands outside of targeting ring
Number of attempts
Duration
Speed of travel
Time of day
Weather and other acts of godWednesday, 03-Aug-16 22:31:04 UTC from web -
CJ de Mooi killed Harambe
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 21:58:06 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 21:56:59 UTC from web
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shane dawson's been doing blackface for years and is finally getting papaya for saying beyonce's kid looks like an adult
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 21:21:45 UTC from web -
posts*
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 20:15:44 UTC from web -
hahaha I was going through a tumblr blog's liked post and I was thinking "wow this guy is more tolerant than I thought" but I'd spelled their username wrong I dunno who this person is but I like the cut of their jib
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 20:15:38 UTC from web -
I'm crying
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 17:37:50 UTC from web -
us all talking about ross being dead and him posting this was probably the funniest thing to happen
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 18:03:54 UTC from web -
first ross and now tyler is also dead
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 17:57:54 UTC from web -
only 3 weeks and 2 days to go :ok_hand:
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 17:50:42 UTC from web -
"good anime doesn't exi-"
[shows a picture of Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan]Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 17:20:52 UTC from web -
I think the lady at subway wants to batcave me
Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 15:47:01 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation probably thinks you're under 18 am I right
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Wednesday, 03-Aug-16 14:11:03 UTC from web
