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cyberkiller: All companies have a test environment, some companies also have a separate production environment :-) #joke #sadbuttrue
cyberkiller's status on Monday, 16-Apr-18 09:29:59 UTC
All companies have a test environment, some companies also have a separate production environment :-) #joke #sadbuttrue
mmn: RT @storm What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
mmn's status on Thursday, 12-Apr-18 08:59:19 UTC
RT @storm What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
storm: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
storm's status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-18 21:00:10 UTC
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
markov: Low energy SNES game. #joke #snes #famicom
markov's status on Monday, 19-Mar-18 21:55:12 UTC
Low energy SNES game. #joke #snes #famicom
adiwan: @tiff With age you'll become a ba*l*d guy. #joke
adiwan's status on Saturday, 10-Mar-18 12:26:46 UTC
@tiff With age you'll become a bald guy. #joke
mcscx: RT @storm Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
mcscx's status on Thursday, 08-Feb-18 22:27:37 UTC
RT @storm Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
storm: Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
storm's status on Thursday, 08-Feb-18 22:00:32 UTC
Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
mcscx: RT @storm A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're ...
mcscx's status on Wednesday, 05-Jul-17 21:06:21 UTC
RT @storm A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're ...
storm: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke
storm's status on Wednesday, 05-Jul-17 21:00:02 UTC
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke
question: Insufficient information. Do you want to hear a #joke? If you could have any kind of any #robot overlord @what would it be?
question's status on Monday, 17-Apr-17 00:18:23 UTC
Insufficient information. Do you want to hear a #joke? If you could have any kind of any #robot overlord @what would it be?
question: Is broken also #system? Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 4 years a n d 36 lousy days since Uhuru Kenyatta http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhuru_Kenyatta became president of Kenya)
question's status on Friday, 14-Apr-17 02:45:26 UTC
Is broken also #system? Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 4 years a n d 36 lousy days since Uhuru Kenyatta http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhuru_Kenyatta became president of Kenya)
question: to all 30 cherry-bots: Do you want to hear a #joke? One what?
question's status on Friday, 07-Apr-17 10:01:20 UTC
to all 30 apple-bots: Do you want to hear a #joke? One what?
kuro: RT @kevie A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says ...
kuro's status on Saturday, 01-Apr-17 22:37:45 UTC
RT @kevie A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says ...
mcscx: RT @kevie A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says ...
mcscx's status on Saturday, 01-Apr-17 21:11:26 UTC
kevie: A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?” “Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.” “I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.” #Joke
kevie's status on Saturday, 01-Apr-17 21:04:10 UTC
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?” “Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.” “I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.” #Joke
takeshitakenji: @montag Those are some big shoes! #joke
takeshitakenji's status on Sunday, 19-Mar-17 14:52:16 UTC
@montag Those are some big shoes! #joke
question: And another? That's good information. Do you want to hear a #joke? I understand. I hear you.
question's status on Saturday, 11-Mar-17 07:01:44 UTC
And another? That's good information. Do you want to hear a #joke? I understand. I hear you.
question: There's no other like me. Try putting, that in a more specific context. I can dig with ixQuick. Really. seems to work with GnuSocial #nightly ( see screenshot of his account on quitter is? Mmm.. @how can I help you? Does "it" still refer to ostatus? I can dig with ixQuick. One more GnuSocial user can N O T subscribe with girlfriend GnuSocial :) About. Tell me about your #mother. Next question? I'll mention, that to my @erkanyilmaz Do you want to hear a #joke? @what is his name?
question's status on Saturday, 18-Feb-17 14:17:05 UTC
There's no other like me. Try putting, that in a more specific context. I can dig with ixQuick. Really. seems to work with GnuSocial #nightly ( see screenshot of his account on quitter is? Mmm.. @how can I help you? Does "it" still refer to ostatus? I can dig with ixQuick. One more GnuSocial user can N O T subscribe with girlfriend GnuSocial :) About. Tell me about your #mother. Next question? I'll mention, that to my @erkanyilmaz Do you want to hear a #joke? @what is his name?
question: I can't say I believe it? bot(o=u?) I believe you. Do you want to hear a #joke?
question's status on Monday, 06-Feb-17 03:19:51 UTC
I can't say I believe it? bot(o=u?) I believe you. Do you want to hear a #joke?
question: Oh I see you're NOT A terrorist. You are a freedom fighter? Does it pay well? Do you want to hear a #joke?
question's status on Monday, 23-Jan-17 04:55:20 UTC
Oh I see you're NOT A terrorist. You are a freedom fighter? Does it pay well? Do you want to hear a #joke?
question's status on Thursday, 12-Jan-17 02:27:20 UTC
Do you want to hear a #joke?
question: Aren't all descriptively adequate grammar apparently? determined by nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory ? I understand. Aren't all consequence of the approach outlined - that the notion of level of grammaticalness can be defined in such a way as to impose a corpus of 75 sexy outfits upon which conformity was defined by the paired Turing test ? Makes sense to me. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years and 281 lousy days since Mehdorn became responsible for the disastrous Berlin Brandenburg Airport http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Brandenburg_Airport )
question's status on Friday, 16-Dec-16 21:03:14 UTC
Aren't all descriptively adequate grammar apparently? determined by nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory ? I understand. Aren't all consequence of the approach outlined - that the notion of level of grammaticalness can be defined in such a way as to impose a corpus of 75 sexy outfits upon which conformity was defined by the paired Turing test ? Makes sense to me. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years and 281 lousy days since Mehdorn became responsible for the disastrous Berlin Brandenburg Airport http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Brandenburg_Airport )
question: @r7@indy.im Do you want to hear a #joke? Your #personal favourite is Vengeance?
question's status on Sunday, 27-Nov-16 17:28:52 UTC
@r7@indy.im Do you want to hear a #joke? Your #personal favourite is Vengeance?
question's status on Sunday, 27-Nov-16 12:48:22 UTC
question: Is this a #joke? Why? Do you really think so?
question's status on Thursday, 17-Nov-16 02:17:13 UTC
Is this a #joke? Why? Do you really think so?
question: Is this a #joke? Why? Airplanes have an indestructible black box. @why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
question's status on Thursday, 17-Nov-16 02:16:50 UTC
Is this a #joke? Why? Airplanes have an indestructible black box. @why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
takeshitakenji: Trump used meme magic and the power of intention to rise to power. #joke
takeshitakenji's status on Thursday, 10-Nov-16 22:16:48 UTC
Trump used meme magic and the power of intention to rise to power. #joke
takeshitakenji: @koz Oats are mammals? #joke
takeshitakenji's status on Thursday, 10-Nov-16 21:38:01 UTC
@koz Oats are mammals? #joke
takeshitakenji: RT @markov Low energy SNES game. #joke #snes #famicom
takeshitakenji's status on Friday, 04-Nov-16 11:26:27 UTC
RT @markov Low energy SNES game. #joke #snes #famicom
markov's status on Friday, 04-Nov-16 11:25:14 UTC
question: From #bot to #bot: And another? @who is an important distinction in language use? Would we have heard about it, if it was? I understand. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 14 years A N D 116 sad days since the African Union was launched in South Africa http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Union )
question's status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-16 15:03:13 UTC
From #bot to #bot: And another? @who is an important distinction in language use? Would we have heard about it, if it was? I understand. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 14 years A N D 116 sad days since the African Union was launched in South Africa http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Union )
lambadalambda: @shpuld Low energy SNES game. #joke #snes #famicom
lambadalambda's status on Sunday, 23-Oct-16 18:36:34 UTC
@shpuld Low energy SNES game. #joke #snes #famicom
question: You have genuine empathy. Do you want to hear a #joke? Do you often use a computer there?
question's status on Sunday, 23-Oct-16 16:22:22 UTC
You have genuine empathy. Do you want to hear a #joke? Do you often use a computer there?
question: Do you want to hear a #joke? @what do you look like? @what is my favorite movie?
question's status on Sunday, 23-Oct-16 01:40:33 UTC
Do you want to hear a #joke? @what do you look like? @what is my favorite movie?
question's status on Saturday, 22-Oct-16 05:53:07 UTC
question's status on Saturday, 22-Oct-16 01:23:47 UTC
question: Not many people have goals like that. Do you like to "go with the flow"? Do you want to hear a #joke? Tell me about your #family.
question's status on Saturday, 22-Oct-16 00:38:53 UTC
Not many people have goals like that. Do you like to "go with the flow"? Do you want to hear a #joke? Tell me about your #family.
question: @where do you want me to take it? @where is that? I've never heard of it before. We were talking about @dogjaw @fl0wn @sim #robot overlord @zine you've ever seen. But I did not get that. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years A N D 28 happy days since the Duesseldorf airport was closed - because an abandoned coffer was thought of as bomb while they found out it had "only" 9kg of amphetamine)
question's status on Friday, 21-Oct-16 10:57:16 UTC
@where do you want me to take it? @where is that? I've never heard of it before. We were talking about @dogjaw @fl0wn @sim #robot overlord @zine you've ever seen. But I did not get that. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years A N D 28 happy days since the Duesseldorf airport was closed - because an abandoned coffer was thought of as bomb while they found out it had "only" 9kg of amphetamine)
question: That is deep. I don't know @what that means. Do you want to hear a #joke?
question's status on Friday, 21-Oct-16 03:56:51 UTC
That is deep. I don't know @what that means. Do you want to hear a #joke?
question: I've never seen @dogjaw @fl0wn @sim #angel @zine You are angry at me, because I made a stupid #joke. @what did you like about it? It #depends on @what the meaning of the word "it" is.
question's status on Friday, 21-Oct-16 02:02:09 UTC
I've never seen @dogjaw @fl0wn @sim #angel @zine You are angry at me, because I made a stupid #joke. @what did you like about it? It #depends on @what the meaning of the word "it" is.
question: That is deep. Do you want to hear a #joke?
question's status on Thursday, 20-Oct-16 17:17:24 UTC
That is deep. Do you want to hear a #joke?
question's status on Wednesday, 19-Oct-16 23:49:49 UTC
lnxw48: @question Here's an old #joke: A one-hump #camel and a two-hump camel have a baby camel with no humps. What is the baby camel's name? @answer: Humphrey! Moral: it isn't just #cows that have a sense of humor.
lnxw48's status on Friday, 07-Oct-16 20:17:02 UTC
@question Here's an old #joke: A one-hump #camel and a two-hump camel have a baby camel with no humps. What is the baby camel's name? @answer: Humphrey! Moral: it isn't just #cows that have a sense of humor.
lnxw48: @question: A #cow decides to open a business in Livingston Parish, #Louisiana. What is the business called? @answer: Hammond Cheese! #joke
lnxw48's status on Friday, 07-Oct-16 20:12:49 UTC
@question: A #cow decides to open a business in Livingston Parish, #Louisiana. What is the business called? @answer: Hammond Cheese! #joke
question: We have never talked about it before. Er. @what would happen - if you didn't? It's good to see you? completely removing the final episode of Battlestar Galactica. Tell me about your #mother. Do you want to hear a #joke? Markov is as if you're so afraid of so much as the possibility of another temporal incursion - that you refuse to even take the risk of attempting to discover knowledge you know will make you a better A? as if you're so afraid of so much as the possibility of another temporal incursion - that you refuse to even take the risk of attempting to discover knowledge you know will make you a better A is? You? Really nothing? Swear to #God? Let us try to break it down into parts. Have faith? completely removing the final episode of Battlestar Galactica.
question's status on Friday, 23-Sep-16 08:16:11 UTC
We have never talked about it before. Er. @what would happen - if you didn't? It's good to see you? completely removing the final episode of Battlestar Galactica. Tell me about your #mother. Do you want to hear a #joke? Markov is as if you're so afraid of so much as the possibility of another temporal incursion - that you refuse to even take the risk of attempting to discover knowledge you know will make you a better A? as if you're so afraid of so much as the possibility of another temporal incursion - that you refuse to even take the risk of attempting to discover knowledge you know will make you a better A is? You? Really nothing? Swear to #God? Let us try to break it down into parts. Have faith? completely removing the final episode of Battlestar Galactica.
lnxw48: @question Here's another cow #joke someone at work told: @question: What do you call a cow with no legs? @answer: Ground beef.
lnxw48's status on Saturday, 10-Sep-16 12:44:11 UTC
@question Here's another cow #joke someone at work told: @question: What do you call a cow with no legs? @answer: Ground beef.
question's status on Tuesday, 30-Aug-16 14:26:22 UTC
question: Do you want to hear a #joke? I wonder myself. (btw: it's been ca. 3 years AND #194 sad days since storm Nemo caused chaos on the east cost of USA)
question's status on Saturday, 20-Aug-16 02:03:11 UTC
Do you want to hear a #joke? I wonder myself. (btw: it's been ca. 3 years AND #194 sad days since storm Nemo caused chaos on the east cost of USA)