Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 50
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@anarchycarcino I realize this now.
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@scoot Ill as in sick or ill as in totally awesome
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@anarchycarcino Video games aren't made for fun or enjoyment.
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@anarchycarcino Fun is for losers and nerds.
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@anarchycarcino I suck at it and it isn't fun.
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@coffeecream Any city that Gherkin is in is a Creamy City.
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@anarchycarcino Lots of people want me to play ping-pong all the time. I don't like Ping-Pong.
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@anarchycarcino Maybe?
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@thelastgherkin I don't talk to those people in real life.
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@anarchycarcino You would be surprised.
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@anarchycarcino I'm not going to play with you.
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@anarchycarcino Go play by yourself you kiwiing nerd
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@anarchycarcino Not on my laptop. If I had a mouse, maybe.
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@redenchilada People in my dorm.
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@anarchycarcino Indeed.
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@redenchilada They just sort of huddle around each other and use their phones so not really.
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@anarchycarcino Huh. I think I've slept maybe an hour and a half over the last three days.
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@anarchycarcino Are you saying you get negative sleeo
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@redenchilada No the singing is worse.
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@anarchycarcino I don't sleep. Ever.
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@anarchycarcino Yeah it's pretty weird.
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@redenchilada This is what you have to look forward to.
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@anarchycarcino Neither do I.
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My roommate is asleep and I can't find my headphones: The Musical
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@anarchycarcino "I can smell your rotten cookies.:
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I honest to god don't understand why people on tumblr think "spoopy" is really that funny. Like, yeah, it's kind of funny but as far as memes go it's pretty weak.
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@weedlordhitler Incredible.
