Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 52

  1. @redenchilada Haha wow your mother owns you.

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 09:46:05 UTC from web in context
  2. I finally understand what a trigger is. I think I just got triggered.

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 09:42:58 UTC from web in context
  3. @anarchycarcino It's all pony. Tim is only friends with horse nerds.

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 07:09:52 UTC from web in context
  4. @weedlordhitler @vt3c NO FIGHTING IN MY LOBBY http://ur1.ca/ft3ei

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 07:04:11 UTC from web in context
  5. @scribus Yeah that's still gonna be a thing. You want in?

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 06:39:11 UTC from web in context
  6. @saxbrony The moral of the story is your jokes are boring and make people sleepy

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 05:34:38 UTC from web in context
  7. @anarchycarcino YO?

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 04:24:36 UTC from web in context
  8. @anarchycarcino DUDE JUST HELLA

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 04:13:17 UTC from web in context
  9. @anarchycarcino Hella

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 04:09:05 UTC from web in context
  10. @anarchycarcino Way too hella

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 04:07:00 UTC from web in context
  11. @weedlordhitler This is the worst mental image I have ever had

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 04:02:36 UTC from web in context
  12. I would stop smoking weed if it meant Nerthos was in my mouth in any capacity

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 03:56:43 UTC from web in context
  13. @rarity Why would anyone

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-13 00:36:26 UTC from web in context
  14. @scribus My roommate has boots should I use those

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 23:49:56 UTC from web in context
  15. @flamingpandaomg Also lacking boxes

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 23:49:17 UTC from web in context
  16. @weedlordhitler I don't have a trunk.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 23:47:29 UTC from web in context
  17. I started packing today. I have so much junk.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 23:44:19 UTC from web in context
  18. Sometimes I pass this guy in the dorms I live in and he's always wearing brony stuff and I always take a step back and think about how that used to be me.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 21:39:42 UTC from web in context
  19. @mastertdi Exploding dogs are nearly as bad as exploding cats.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 21:13:00 UTC from web in context
  20. So it turns out being able to juggling isn't as important as being able successfully manage your time. I did not make a wish choice when investing skill points.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 21:12:02 UTC from web
  21. @rainbowshysparkle If it's less than 1000 characters you can post it. Or if you upload the .txt file.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 20:21:21 UTC from web in context
  22. Dropping out of college is such a hassle.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 20:10:35 UTC from web
  23. @scoot Let this be a lesson learned: You can always, ALWAYS, make a sex joke out of it.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 17:59:09 UTC from web in context
  24. @ceruleanspark But his friend can't exactly get those for him. I mean, at least not in a legal or safe way.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 17:08:06 UTC from web in context
  25. @scribus I could choose literally any user on this site and they would fill the role perfectly

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 17:05:30 UTC from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation As far as chemical depression is concerned, there isn't much besides being there to support him as a friend.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 17:03:10 UTC from web in context
  27. Breaking News: Rainbow Dash Dot Net user "thelastgherkin" is cooks and distributes meth

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 16:57:52 UTC from web in context
  28. @thelastgherkin Is that some kind of disgusting euphemism

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 16:53:10 UTC from web in context
  29. Spent $500 on car repairs. Getting home is looking to be freaking expensive.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 16:52:46 UTC from web
  30. @sunflowershimmer Honestly Bronies have probably violated literally anything you can think of.

    Tuesday, 01-Oct-13 11:28:20 UTC from web in context