Replies to thedecapolarrper, page 50
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@onixus Er... the country we're in right now? Y'know, Equ... oh no no no please tell me I'm still in Equestria!
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@onixus (OOC, no, ha ha.)
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@onixus It's... Okay. I'm sorry I called you a witch. I can remember back in my world, we have spirit mediums: People, usually women, who can turn into dead people.
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@onixus (ic :P) You know, I'd take it for a compliment.
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@onixus Listen! People from her world don't HAVE Alchemy, she had no way of knowing!
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@onixus *Scared to tears* I'M SORRY!
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@onixus HORACE! CALM DOWN!
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@onixus Would ya kindly direct me to somepony a little bit more sane? I still gotta make me some money, otherwise I don't eat.
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@onixus I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Fer the love of Luna, this was jus' s'posed ta be a normal day! Then in the space of an hour, I'm stuck with li'l half-human @franziskavonkarma, w-whatever the hay @onixus is, and @death the Grim Reaper himself! Oh, mother...
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@onixus *spooked:* What's an Alchemist?
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@onixus *As her flesh becomes a pure white* You're doing this to me! You've gotta be some kinda witch...
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@onixus NO! *Her hands also become hooves, forcing her onto all fours*
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@onixus D-death? Oh boy, what have I gotten myself into here...
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@onixus But I didn't do magic!
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@onixus What. Am I the only pony here who was BORN a pony?!
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@onixus Um, well... @franziskavonkarma used ta be a human, see? And she wants to be turned back into a human. But I dunno anything about this. I was just hopin' you could lend us a hoof in fixin' her up?
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@onixus I used to be a real important human... *Trips over as her feet become hooves*
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@franziskavonkarma Oh good. Explain to the terrifying pony @onixus exactly what's wrong with you before I run away.
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@onixus GAH! OK, it's urgent, but I can see you're... um... I'll come back another time, shall I?
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@onixus @fialvert Hey, am I interrupting? I... I'm interrupting, aren't I? Sorry. Look, we really need your help, me and, uh... hey, @franziskavonkarma where'd you go?
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@onixus YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!