Updates favored by thelastgherkin on Rainbow Dash Network!
anypony's status on Tuesday, 27-Nov-12 17:42:21 UTC
anypony's status on Friday, 29-Mar-13 23:08:13 UTC
awl: @mrmattimation *notices my own tail* what's this?
awl's status on Thursday, 02-Feb-17 14:40:05 UTC
@mrmattimation *notices my own tail* what's this?
soren: @thelastgherkin Stop everything guys, we're naming the baby Gherkin Dank Memes Sorenslastname.
soren's status on Monday, 20-Jul-15 11:52:43 UTC
@thelastgherkin Stop everything guys, we're naming the baby Gherkin Dank Memes Sorenslastname.
scribus: @mrmattimation It's the only way I can climax.
scribus's status on Thursday, 29-Dec-16 03:22:18 UTC
@mrmattimation It's the only way I can climax.
zeldatra: for bonus points imagine Asgore saying the phrase "you Potato Knishes out your dick"
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 29-Dec-16 02:51:35 UTC
for bonus points imagine Asgore saying the phrase "you mango out your dick"
zeldatra: Sonic Generations concept art(2011) http://rainbowdash.net/url/854107
zeldatra's status on Friday, 25-Nov-16 02:03:29 UTC
Sonic Generations concept art(2011) http://rainbowdash.net/url/854107
scribus: At any rate, I like to keep my puppetry at arm's length. #rimshot
scribus's status on Monday, 21-Nov-16 01:56:16 UTC
At any rate, I like to keep my puppetry at arm's length. #rimshot
takeshitakenji: @tiffany More hard-hitting inquiries from "No Sniff" Tiff.
takeshitakenji's status on Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 16:16:49 UTC
@tiffany More hard-hitting inquiries from "No Sniff" Tiff.
thatonestocking: This just in: @ceruleanspark's whole body is going inside of my butt
thatonestocking's status on Thursday, 27-Mar-14 10:29:59 UTC
This just in: @ceruleanspark's whole body is going inside of my butt
zeldatra: I ain't afraid of no sleep. http://rainbowdash.net/url/852424
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 22:39:20 UTC
I ain't afraid of no sleep. http://rainbowdash.net/url/852424
zeldatra: WHOA HOLY MOLY UNDERTALE: THE TWIN SOULS IS NOW ON YOUTUBE!!!! GO WATCH!!!!! http://rainbowdash.net/url/851805
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 12-Oct-16 19:31:39 UTC
WHOA HOLY MOLY UNDERTALE: THE TWIN SOULS IS NOW ON YOUTUBE!!!! GO WATCH!!!!! http://rainbowdash.net/url/851805
adiwan: @thelastgherkin Voilà! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/851541
adiwan's status on Friday, 07-Oct-16 19:06:28 UTC
@thelastgherkin Voilà! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/851541
nerthos: *cue colombian novela music* "Rita María, though it breaks my heart, I must confess it to you! I am actually gay! I realize this now, after that bussiness trip to Hong Kong with Jack Gherkin. When he held me in his strong arms during that bus crash, something changed within me." "But Adam Carlos, we were supposed to marry next month! What will our parents think!" "I'm sorry, but there's no more to be done." *Woman collapses into tears as he walks away, and the screen fades to black*
nerthos's status on Friday, 26-Aug-16 11:32:58 UTC
*cue colombian novela music* "Rita María, though it breaks my heart, I must confess it to you! I am actually gay! I realize this now, after that bussiness trip to Hong Kong with Jack Gherkin. When he held me in his strong arms during that bus crash, something changed within me." "But Adam Carlos, we were supposed to marry next month! What will our parents think!" "I'm sorry, but there's no more to be done." *Woman collapses into tears as he walks away, and the screen fades to black*
scribus: Establishing text from a 1st season episode of "X Files" still reads "Present Day" all these years later.
scribus's status on Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 19:29:03 UTC
Establishing text from a 1st season episode of "X Files" still reads "Present Day" all these years later.
nerthos: @razzleberry IMO they needed some fisting.
nerthos's status on Saturday, 25-Jun-16 07:56:41 UTC
@razzleberry IMO they needed some fisting.
awl: Were it I to have thrown glasses on the floor and called it art I'd have named the piece "Jinkies".
awl's status on Saturday, 04-Jun-16 18:52:54 UTC
Were it I to have thrown glasses on the floor and called it art I'd have named the piece "Jinkies".
mushi: Link knowing that Epona is female makes me uncomfortable because it means that, at some point, he used some of his time to look at Epona's lady parts
mushi's status on Sunday, 15-May-16 02:46:34 UTC
Link knowing that Epona is female makes me uncomfortable because it means that, at some point, he used some of his time to look at Epona's lady parts
awl: @thelastgherkin His sidekick would be Thermal Nermal
awl's status on Tuesday, 10-May-16 17:49:33 UTC
@thelastgherkin His sidekick would be Thermal Nermal
scribus: We've got this thing at work called a "soft pause" and I'm always disappointed in how little my job has to do with kittens.
scribus's status on Thursday, 28-Apr-16 16:41:10 UTC
We've got this thing at work called a "soft pause" and I'm always disappointed in how little my job has to do with kittens.
scribus: And the marquee at the theater was two letters too short to work. https://www.instagram.com/p/BEunaQhG2Za/
scribus's status on Thursday, 28-Apr-16 15:08:01 UTC
And the marquee at the theater was two letters too short to work. https://www.instagram.com/p/BEunaQhG2Za/
nerthos: Australia makes me think of this http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/z/l/q/p/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.1zlac.png/1338514760293.jpg
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 05:30:29 UTC
Australia makes me think of this http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/z/l/q/p/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.1zlac.png/1338514760293.jpg
awl: I once gad a really good idea about a movie where a retired CIA agent had to save his kidnapped daughter, but it turns out it was taken.
awl's status on Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 04:08:44 UTC
I once gad a really good idea about a movie where a retired CIA agent had to save his kidnapped daughter, but it turns out it was taken.
tiff: gherkin banned my one chance at happiness
tiff's status on Friday, 08-Apr-16 12:56:07 UTC
gherkin banned my one chance at happiness
mushi: when it is your horse birthday http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/248036-2/Horse-blows-out-birthday-candles.gif
mushi's status on Wednesday, 06-Apr-16 23:32:35 UTC
when it is your horse birthday http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/248036-2/Horse-blows-out-birthday-candles.gif
mushi's status on Sunday, 28-Feb-16 21:59:27 UTC
@zennx WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
scribus: @thelastgherkin I was just thinking about how the "Friend Zone" sounds like the /reward/ that kids would earn in some kind of live-action-with-puppets late Saturday morning program. "You get to go to the Friend Zone and get hugged by puppies made of rainbows!"
scribus's status on Sunday, 14-Feb-16 21:51:43 UTC
@thelastgherkin I was just thinking about how the "Friend Zone" sounds like the reward that kids would earn in some kind of live-action-with-puppets late Saturday morning program. "You get to go to the Friend Zone and get hugged by puppies made of rainbows!"
awl's status on Sunday, 14-Feb-16 00:10:10 UTC
H O R S E B O Y S
elli's status on Thursday, 14-Jan-16 02:02:25 UTC
metaltao: @nerthos Hey! I can attest to not knowing a lot of things!
metaltao's status on Friday, 25-Dec-15 10:21:26 UTC
@nerthos Hey! I can attest to not knowing a lot of things!
tiff: Klaxon is that guy who reviews cars with Brain May
tiff's status on Friday, 04-Dec-15 21:38:24 UTC
Klaxon is that guy who reviews cars with Brain May
mushi's status on Sunday, 29-Nov-15 02:01:33 UTC
bobo: I was translating a large block of text with Google Translate and I came across this gem http://pny.lv/zr39
bobo's status on Saturday, 21-Nov-15 19:57:58 UTC
I was translating a large block of text with Google Translate and I came across this gem http://pny.lv/zr39
mushi: @mrmattimation i dont draw cocks, that is gay
mushi's status on Friday, 13-Nov-15 21:09:02 UTC
@mrmattimation i dont draw cocks, that is gay
mushi: What is the name of the composer who fools you into something? It is baithoven
mushi's status on Friday, 13-Nov-15 20:49:22 UTC
What is the name of the composer who fools you into something? It is baithoven
scribus: Have you heard about the cult that worships Walter White? They're calling him their Methiah.
scribus's status on Friday, 30-Oct-15 01:06:47 UTC
Have you heard about the cult that worships Walter White? They're calling him their Methiah.
narwhal: @redenchilada 20 minutes into "furry porn and chill" and they give you this look ಠಿ ˑ̫ ಠಿ
narwhal's status on Monday, 12-Oct-15 18:51:21 UTC
@redenchilada 20 minutes into "furry porn and chill" and they give you this look ಠಿ ˑ̫ ಠಿ
ceruleanspark: On 07/10/2015, at 7:31 p.m., Redenchilada wrote: >Yes, I am a furry. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway. Go and watch your stupid anime while I use IRC with my girlfriend.
ceruleanspark's status on Thursday, 08-Oct-15 10:41:22 UTC
On 07/10/2015, at 7:31 p.m., Redenchilada wrote: >Yes, I am a furry. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway. Go and watch your stupid anime while I use IRC with my girlfriend.
roomwithhoofsup: http://rainbowdash.net/url/827639
roomwithhoofsup's status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-15 05:55:37 UTC
http://rainbowdash.net/url/827639
narwhal: @thelastgherkin Later than expected, but I did it! Happy birthday (again) to @ellistia http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/827194
narwhal's status on Tuesday, 15-Sep-15 01:36:27 UTC
@thelastgherkin Later than expected, but I did it! Happy birthday (again) to @ellistia http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/827194
mushi's status on Friday, 11-Sep-15 16:18:43 UTC
scribus: Somebody's cell phone made the MGS "you've been spotted!!" alert sound while I was out today and we passed each other, and I nearly spun around and put him in a headlock to drag him into the shadows. Then when I realized that would be a bad idea (because there were actually three of them), I started looking for cover to hide. No cardboard boxes to be found, sadly. Pavlov would love this generation.
scribus's status on Monday, 24-Aug-15 00:14:45 UTC
Somebody's cell phone made the MGS "you've been spotted!!" alert sound while I was out today and we passed each other, and I nearly spun around and put him in a headlock to drag him into the shadows. Then when I realized that would be a bad idea (because there were actually three of them), I started looking for cover to hide. No cardboard boxes to be found, sadly. Pavlov would love this generation.
nerthos: If a five finger discount means it's free, does a four finged thief have to leave a 20% of the price of the goods behind?
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 19-Aug-15 01:22:31 UTC
If a five finger discount means it's free, does a four finged thief have to leave a 20% of the price of the goods behind?
narwhal: Today on RDN: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/826245
narwhal's status on Wednesday, 19-Aug-15 00:26:32 UTC
Today on RDN: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/826245
tiff: Gherkin chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
tiff's status on Friday, 14-Aug-15 23:57:02 UTC
Gherkin chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
liquidusmira's status on Saturday, 18-Jul-15 03:55:43 UTC
@bobo same
ellistia's status on Monday, 13-Jul-15 21:39:43 UTC
. http://pny.lv/jdi5
scribus: Also, I keep reading that as ".../Terminator: Genisys/ is a lurching retard..."
scribus's status on Sunday, 12-Jul-15 22:51:17 UTC
Also, I keep reading that as "...Terminator: Genisys is a lurching retard..."