Replies to thelastgherkin, page 240
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@thelastgherkin I ALSO LOVE BIG BOOTIES
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@thelastgherkin what stuff do you mean with stuff to your butt?
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@thelastgherkin Thank you
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@thelastgherkin A-Ha! My original guess was close, until I decided I was too lazy to look it up and it would be funnier to be extremely wrong.
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@thelastgherkin OH dole I never made the connection that those two were the same person
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@thelastgherkin I didn't even know that guy had a name
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@thelastgherkin I feel ashamed about how long it took me to get the joke
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@thelastgherkin Only mildly disturbing!
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@thelastgherkin ... first thing i thought when I saw that: Hey, that could be a badge case!
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@thelastgherkin Conclusion: I don't pay enough attention to these details.
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@thelastgherkin Yeah. Have you never played SA2?
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@thelastgherkin It's a hunting stage with a time limit. Make of that what you will.
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@thelastgherkin Oh God, That's Terrifying!
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@thelastgherkin http://pny.lv/2l7u And I am the Great Furry! http://pny.lv/2l7v
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@thelastgherkin i know. I meant, in the basically impossible senerio where they specifically tried to hire me to do SFX, I would only do it on the condition it was realistic.
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@thelastgherkin "sir we found a 60 pixel jpeg on the victim's cell phone"
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@thelastgherkin "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." "YOU CANT GET A FACE OUT OF FOUR PIXELS. SHUT UP AND GET A BETTER VIDEO."
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@thelastgherkin I would do it, but only if they came to me because then I could say I wouldn't go on unless they made those scenes realistic. Never would happen, but still.
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Although naming three albums that is a fixation in itself.
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apples, Shakira even had three albums called "Oral Fixation". This is perfect.
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WHENEVER, WHEREVER, LET'S BRUSH OUR TEETH TOGETHER
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Her~~ teeth are white and her gums don't lie and she's starting to feel it's right. The tartar - protection, don't you see Oral B is perfection.
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@thelastgherkin You are correct, I apologize.
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@thelastgherkin YOU COME IN HERE TELLING ME YOU GOT A WEE WEE WEAPON
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@thelastgherkin I'd simply take the toy back to the shop as a parent. As a kid I wouldn't have minded much knowing that the situation would be rectified. If I were a toy store owner, however, I'd hopefully have kept the swapper's information.
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@thelastgherkin Congratulations.
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@thelastgherkin That's almost as murdockty as the people who steal the components out of nerf gun boxes.
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@thelastgherkin that's really awful oh my god
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@thelastgherkin that's a thing?
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@thelastgherkin Man, I miss nightmares.
