Replies to thelastgherkin, page 55
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@thelastgherkin Skirt and turtleneck? Skirtleneck?
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@thelastgherkin Gravy is good
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@thelastgherkin I think you guys in the UK might be getting your own version of Homer Live next week? Apparently the network decided to pull the episode, like, ten minutes before it aired and it was SUPPOSED to broadcast the East Coast US's version of the segment but now I dunno.
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@thelastgherkin They have a pre-recorded segment for in case things go wrong during the live segment. I can only assume they'll show this during rebroadcasts. https://youtu.be/4Kn-eEfjuyQ
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@thelastgherkin I can't believe I misspelled "Leg End", that was the /whole point/ of the post
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@thelastgherkin Yup. Definitely cringey.
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@thelastgherkin that looks like a cigarette burn
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@thelastgherkin I've seen gnarlier but I'm still cringing pretty good over here.
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@thelastgherkin Yes you are and yes you do.
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@tiffany There's always @thelastgherkin.
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@thelastgherkin This looks like that time my father was bitten by a super venomous spider and he had a giant hole in his leg for like two weeks
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@thelastgherkin yesss
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@thelastgherkin I'd like to talk when I can show you my infection / oh I can't control myself (x3) / don't leave me hanging on the telephone
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@thelastgherkin Do you think they're still dancing?
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@thelastgherkin I keep reading that as Dragon and think of Spike away ay Pony Collage
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@thelastgherkin we are all in Gods zoo
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@thelastgherkin 12 points in the butt!
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@thelastgherkin @mushi what the banana is wrong with her eyes
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@thelastgherkin @mrmattimation you guys are horrible
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@thelastgherkin I'm afraid I have to agree with you on this.
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@thelastgherkin I dont have a clue why you would be wanting to do that
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@thelastgherkin There's a reason for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkVgHzr6tA It's like something Douglas Coupland cooked up in some early indie punk band days
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@thelastgherkin Do you think that there will be any Scoota-snacks?
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@thelastgherkin Mostly I'm just realizing that they had a lot more incarnations go by while I wasn't paying attention. Either that, or I suffered a major Scrappy blackout in my memory.
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@thelastgherkin for exactly 1 day I had a band called " Zenn high on crack"
it was for a school talent show, we just went in for bananas and giggles (as can be proven by them choosing me as the singer, kuz I couldn't sing on key to save my life)
and I introduced us by saying:
"Hello school, We're "Zenn High on Crack", I'm Zenn, and they are high on crack"
and our #1 hit song (that was also our only song) was called "Dad doesn't know the maid is a Transvestite" -
@thelastgherkin ...oh cherry, now I can't unhear this
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@thelastgherkin Ah, yes, the lay-down-your-prepubescent-life-for-cloth, or "Amerika Uber Alles."
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@thelastgherkin Contrary to popular belief, that's actually not required, we just kind of do it anyway because nobody's told us to not to yet. I don't recite the pledge anymore but that's more out of laziness than anything else.
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@thelastgherkin Hail Pickle
