@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 234
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Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his batcave into a truck.
Friday, 22-May-15 09:36:19 UTC from web -
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I was a gay baby. I came out and was like "Whoah. Not going in one of those again."
Thursday, 21-May-15 21:30:27 UTC from web -
I was a teenage dirtbag baby.
Thursday, 21-May-15 21:27:52 UTC from web -
I was a fat baby.
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Tell thee Mushi was from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd
Thursday, 21-May-15 21:26:41 UTC from web -
@mushi Mushi could kill Macbeth pass it on
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Mushi touched his mom's genitals pass it on
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Although, hey, if we're talking hot 90s memes: http://pny.lv/g7or
Thursday, 21-May-15 21:13:02 UTC from web -
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@northernnarwhal Oh boy!
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I like to help Deadpool cosplayers be more authentic by hideously scarring them all over
Thursday, 21-May-15 21:00:48 UTC from web -
Thanks IMDb. http://pny.lv/g7nl
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http://pny.lv/g7j4 Metal pegasi, or metasi, control our government at the very highest level
Thursday, 21-May-15 19:05:51 UTC from web -
Teenage Mutant Ninja Churchill
Thursday, 21-May-15 18:11:20 UTC from web -
Memewhile
Wednesday, 20-May-15 20:25:46 UTC from web -
@scriba I was expecting giraffes. =\
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@rarity The fewer dreams I have about you and/or furry dongs the better.
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What's a gnod
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It's never Gherkin :o(
Tuesday, 19-May-15 21:37:29 UTC from web -
Draginbawl Dazh Network
Tuesday, 19-May-15 21:31:22 UTC from web -
@zazie I will forever be careful should the need arise to handle Dragonballs.
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@zazie It's actually part of the name of an official Dragonball movie. So the spammer I silenced in haste was actually a legitimate peddler of pirated premium Dragonball hentai.
