@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 51
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Wow it turns out that "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" is about getting someone drunk to have sex with someone rather than courting their romance
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 17:57:37 UTC from web -
Jesus Christ why is there animal fat in the make-up of a £5 note
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@scribus I get that a lot.
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Mancat?
Wednesday, 30-Nov-16 09:20:34 UTC from web -
@zennx Friend, you must have skipped 1995 and onwards
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@scribus Nice mate http://pny.lv/14vw6
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@adiwan Nice
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@adiwan Cool. All things that will hopefully get better with practice if I ever turn it into a longer running thing.
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Reviews are pouring in http://pny.lv/14vus
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 21:41:15 UTC from web -
Hey boys, if you can spare 70 seconds, give this a watch, yeah? I worked real hard on it. http://pny.lv/14vsu
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Sanrio x Evangelion crossover: Aggressive Ritsuko.
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 17:18:39 UTC from web -
God bless Paranatural http://pny.lv/14ulj
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(Big the Cat voice) It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 14:46:41 UTC from web -
Who'd win in a fight between Sonic the Hedgehog and Sportacus
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 11:31:25 UTC from web -
Would you bully a horse?
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 11:30:19 UTC from web -
John Bara Man
Monday, 28-Nov-16 09:04:37 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark ................ ....... Gemocide
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Balls out for Strictly
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 20:51:39 UTC from web -
Presented without comment. http://pny.lv/14mfm
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 12:08:39 UTC from web -
@adiwan Never heard of it
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@thelastgherkin Or Mork and Mindy, or 3rd Rock from the Sun, or My Favourite Martian, or My Parents are Aliens, wow there are a lot of sitcoms with this premise
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@razzleberry He's Alf?
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@razzleberry "highly" "advanced"
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Oh, Blurr... you're looking so makey outy tonite... http://pny.lv/14m9e
Sunday, 27-Nov-16 11:15:09 UTC from web -
It's almost as funny as the time I tried to call colfax a turbo nerd and accidentally called him a turd instead
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@razzleberry Some people just want to watch the world burn
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@razzleberry If I correctly recall, the filter only filters once. Input > checked by filter > censored by filter > output. No reason for it to be checked more than once.
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We should put the banned b word as an output on the filter so people who are trying to say it get censored but 1 in 10 times they succeed. Also people who were trying to swear might get censored with it, which is also a plus.
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@nerthos Technically dole is a fruit filter, given that they're a North American fruit and vegetable company. (You also forgot Fluffle Puff.)
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@mrmattimation You (America) should take a vote on whether they do a recount
