@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 53
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Mandela Effect: Knuckles the Echidna has a tail in this universe??
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Pancakes pancakes eat 'em with a fork
Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 19:45:59 UTC from web -
Wake me up inside before you go-go when September ends
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 22:47:06 UTC from web -
Yesssssss. God bless The LEGO Batman Movie finally granting us Billy Dee Two-Face http://pny.lv/141m2
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:37:27 UTC from web -
Remember when Pixar teasers were about Mr Incredible failing to fit into his trousers
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Freud: The way a baby poops will determine its future personality
Everyone: Seems legitTuesday, 22-Nov-16 09:00:12 UTC from web -
[Papyrus voice] SANS WHERE'S MY DICK
Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:53:12 UTC from web -
It occurs to me that an in-universe film about the lives of Thomas and Martha Wayne would feature Batman in literally no capacity
Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:50:41 UTC from web -
Coffins don't always kill people
Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:23:46 UTC from web -
(Andre 3000 voice): Altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright, altright,
Monday, 21-Nov-16 17:19:16 UTC from web -
When you're reading a really bad creepypasta http://pny.lv/13uc7
Monday, 21-Nov-16 09:17:24 UTC from web -
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Sunday, 20-Nov-16 17:08:22 UTC from web
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Hi I'm Daisy
Sunday, 20-Nov-16 15:53:47 UTC from web -
Got no sleep thanks to a big boy named Angus.
Sunday, 20-Nov-16 09:16:39 UTC from web -
@gingersnap Sup
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@scribus Batman's face when Robin talks gives me life
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I forgot to read the joke on my Penguin before I chucked it in the bin. It was rubbish
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 22:36:15 UTC from web -
An English person will apologise for their face!
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 22:24:54 UTC from web -
@scribus An English person will apologise for not smoking
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If anyone wanted context, the US government found the Chaos Emeralds in the 1947 Roswell saucer crash, and it was the squandering of military money by George W Bush that forced Obama to send them to CERN for research.
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 19:02:14 UTC from web -
Trump supporters are boycotting Starbucks by giving Starbucks lots of money in Trump's name
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 16:42:57 UTC from web -
@tiffany What's the privacy like? Can unlogged-in users view pages?
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@tiffany Let me know how it is, yeah? I could do with something like.
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@tiffany Whelp
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Hey @tiffany were you looking for something like this http://pny.lv/13l2f
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@tiffany It's always Monday somewhere. Maybe space?
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Where's the movie about Kennilworthy Whisp
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 11:49:23 UTC from web -
@zennx http://pny.lv/13kxc taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap