@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 55
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GHERKIN: THE THIRD DIMENSION
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@mrmattimation About as canon as that story about Kazooie's dead priest adoptive father
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Like what if I want to show you guys a papaya-mango http://pny.lv/12kgh
Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:29:38 UTC from web -
The real question is why does the filter censor dick if you remove the 'c' from the middle?
Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:29:09 UTC from web -
Anyway don't Fluffle Puff on my website
Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:27:43 UTC from web -
Should I be moderating something
Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:13:25 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation What
Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:10:34 UTC from web -
@scribus Hey man don't judge me http://pny.lv/12jzj
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To complete wolf, insert post on tail/thermal sword into hole on wolf rump.
Friday, 11-Nov-16 20:16:49 UTC from web -
It only took me four tries to post that photo
Friday, 11-Nov-16 20:08:13 UTC from web -
I ran out of ice cream mid-cone :( http://pny.lv/12jta
Friday, 11-Nov-16 20:07:55 UTC from web -
What
Friday, 11-Nov-16 20:05:15 UTC from web -
Someone draw me
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@tiffany Why this
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@mrmattimation That said, I'm pretty sure you'd have to get a commercial license or something to make money from using Papyrus the font.
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@mrmattimation Both the words "papyrus" and "peridot" existed before weeaboos did so I see no reason why you wouldn't be allowed to use them.
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I don't even know how it's possible to break an air freshener. It makes no scents.
Friday, 11-Nov-16 15:40:58 UTC from web -
Friday, 11-Nov-16 14:49:54 UTC from web
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Me, flirting: So is there a Missingyes.?
Friday, 11-Nov-16 14:33:00 UTC from web -
When you double check you're pronouncing "wrath" correctly and discover you've been pronouncing "sloth" incorrectly
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When are Redbubble going to introduce those mousepads with the squeezy butts on them
Friday, 11-Nov-16 11:49:51 UTC from web -
Remember the time @scribus sent me a photo of his dick taped to a desk
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Every minority: kiwiing hell everything is terrible
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@scribus I find this particularly amusing imagining that buses are provided by the applicant instead of the employer.
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Remember The Dursleys From Harry Potter? This Is What They Look Like Now. Feel Old Yet? http://pny.lv/12eir
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At least this week we've learned that it's possible to apply for and successfully gain a job with literally no relevant experience
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@tiffany You think I don't know what kiwiin' sex is?!
