@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
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I hear it's the season finale of America tonight
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 22:10:53 UTC from web -
ABORTIONS FOR ALL
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Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 20:15:25 UTC from web -
I gotta say, props to "Class" for self-consciously and deliberately failing the Bechdel test
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 18:30:57 UTC from web -
I would super appreciate the passing around of the link to my Redbubble store http://pny.lv/12330
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 18:22:40 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/122uc Don't Hug Me I'm Hungry: I got mouths to feed (not canniballistically)
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 17:14:54 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Excuse me sir but that skeleton looks like he has a tongue? I don't want to see him licking a genital thanks
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@adiwan How did you guess?
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Oh man, Redbubble are going to start doing clocks! I can't wait to put the face of the clock design I have on the face of a clock
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Me, reading my own blogs: Nice
Monday, 07-Nov-16 23:04:23 UTC from web -
@zennx It's all in the wrist
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I feel like it's been a really long time and I just played along like I knew but......... what is "net flicks"
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Wake up, grab a brush and put a little make-up
Monday, 07-Nov-16 21:07:58 UTC from web -
I'm glad all these spam emails about erectile dysfunction get filtered into a folder marked "Junk"
Monday, 07-Nov-16 19:11:11 UTC from web -
He's an unemployed digital artist. She's a social media guru. When they find an unfilled niche in the horseporn market, will they sacrifice their principles for erotic fame? Cloppers, a new animated series coming soon to Youtube Red
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Paint the Republican presidential candidate on a flat surface in such a way that he looks 3D from certain angles. Donald Trompe l'oeil
Monday, 07-Nov-16 10:25:27 UTC from web -
Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna CLOSE my eyes
Cos I miss you babe
And I don't wanna close my eyes -
Palaeolithic archaeologist, Adele, after another unsuccessful dig: Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing cavemen
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 21:13:01 UTC from web -
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I can't believe George W Bush is a furry
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Of course here in England we call him "Chubby Draughts"
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 10:37:56 UTC from web -
People who say sequels can't be better than the original have clearly never heard Chubby Checker's "Let's Twist Again"
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 10:37:21 UTC from web -
(Knick Knack noises)
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 08:59:29 UTC from web -
@redenchilada I must be mistaking her for someone else named Antonio
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@redenchilada Did your girlfriend draw this G.I. Joe comic http://pny.lv/11pw6
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...mask
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If you're wearing a Guy Fawkes today that's basically asking to be set on fire
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DKR is a very ambiguous acronym given both the Dark Knight Returns and Diddy Kong Racing
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Is dick filtered but is papaya filtered
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 17:21:53 UTC from web -
Why did no-one tell me they brought back Abslom Daak??
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 15:34:13 UTC from web
