@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 58
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The Lego Batman Movie looks real good
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 14:00:58 UTC from web -
So that new Megazord uh, doesn't look like it splits into dinosaurs in any fashion
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 12:53:44 UTC from web -
The word "woman" comes from "wife man"
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 11:36:30 UTC from web -
Today we remember a man so frustrated with the government in a time before twitter existed to air one's frustrations
Saturday, 05-Nov-16 11:04:07 UTC from web -
Relatable http://pny.lv/11mqt
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Speaking of youtube, I've been trying to change my name and avatar on there for seven hours
Friday, 04-Nov-16 22:47:37 UTC from web -
@tiffany Ain't I a stinker?
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The funny part is that I lied about banning him so he'd have to check
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The funny part is I actually did ban him
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@tiffany Banned
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@tiffany They call me that because a big jerk is what it takes
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@tiffany If he's "No Sniff Tiff", how does he smell?
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http://pny.lv/11m5h There goes my hero
Friday, 04-Nov-16 19:50:16 UTC from web -
@tiffany My jokes are not to be sniffed at. You should live up to your nickname, which is "No Sniff Tiff"
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Didn't I once say something really funny about the -gate suffix
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Who'd win in a fight between Dinah Hunter (The Demon Headmaster) and Mildred Hubble (The Worst Witch)?
Friday, 04-Nov-16 19:33:57 UTC from web -
@redenchilada Every day's a good day to celebrate ridding ourselves of Eagleland
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Shout-out to my fellow British introverts currently getting jumpscared by fireworks
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@mrmattimation Is she the dude that makes Teen Titans Go
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Matt's googling the shipping of children pass it on
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@tiffany Have you tried shaving?
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@tiffany Why would it be called right if it were wrong
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@takebatcaveakenji What is the best time to be come pregnart
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@takebatcaveakenji Can I get pergert?
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@adiwan That would imply that any number of infinite possible Reeds would create something actually useful.
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Who'd win in a fight between the Interdimensional Council of Reeds and the Council of Cross-Time Kangs?
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I could watch that "Am I pegrant?" video forever
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He's So Sorry.
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David Tennant dressed up as Samael D Butterdragon
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I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things.
Friday, 04-Nov-16 10:48:12 UTC from web