Notices by orungano (tiff), page 16

  1. @adiwan I mean they're hard to fit in there

    Wednesday, 02-May-18 06:28:23 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  2. Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20

    Tuesday, 01-May-18 19:50:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  3. Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on

    Monday, 30-Apr-18 21:29:02 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  4. Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced

    Monday, 30-Apr-18 21:28:31 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  5. I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met

    Friday, 27-Apr-18 19:42:36 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  6. I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach

    Thursday, 26-Apr-18 17:01:33 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  7. I'm so cherryed on morphine lads

    Thursday, 26-Apr-18 11:14:25 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  8. Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
    Cons: no more farting

    Wednesday, 25-Apr-18 03:33:15 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  9. @mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here

    Wednesday, 25-Apr-18 03:31:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  10. @scribus yeah it keeps getting inflamed so they're replacing it with an external bag

    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 20:21:47 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  11. It's my intestine

    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 19:08:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  12. First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ

    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 14:06:53 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  13. Hi, welcome to Chilis

    Sunday, 15-Apr-18 21:31:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  14. @scribus aye

    Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 18:11:02 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  15. Drake Bell's dick look like mine do and everyone is roasting it on Twitter

    Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 17:18:13 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  16. @mrmattimation fair riposte

    Friday, 06-Apr-18 16:31:40 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  17. Someone out there loves you

    Friday, 06-Apr-18 15:30:14 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  18. I'm surprised that of all the scenes in Jackass, the one that gets me more than most is the yellow snowcone

    Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:01:53 UTC from web
  19. TIFF_EBOOKS

    Saturday, 31-Mar-18 12:37:09 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of tiffany2
  20. @mrmattimation thank you, the cancer is in remission so no need to worry too much right now but I don't have a lot of faith in that term at this point

    Friday, 30-Mar-18 10:27:04 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  21. it's not that i mind that he got arrested because he's a domestic abuser but now we have bills to worry about

    Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:33:24 UTC from web
  22. so my dad's been arrested (again) and my mum has cancer. not really sure at what point i'm meant to be enjoying being alive

    Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:32:35 UTC from web in context
  23. Somehow, despite everything, my week has gotten even worse.

    Thursday, 29-Mar-18 08:09:28 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  24. @watermelon hi

    Tuesday, 27-Mar-18 06:32:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  25. @scribus i'm so sorry, much love

    Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:41:10 UTC from web in context
  26. LOCAL IDIOT grapeS PANTS AT WORK

    Monday, 26-Mar-18 09:35:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  27. Fickle Friends — You Are Someone Else / ALBUM REVIEW tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/fickle-friends-you-are-someone-else-album-review/

    Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:01:40 UTC from web
  28. @mrmattimation I absolutely do want to watch it

    Sunday, 25-Mar-18 07:30:45 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  29. @ceruleanspark when you really think about it...

    Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:59 UTC from web in context
  30. feet are just dicks for your legs

    Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web in context