Notices by orungano (tiff), page 16
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@adiwan I mean they're hard to fit in there
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Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20
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Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on
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Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced
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I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met
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I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach
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I'm so cherryed on morphine lads
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Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
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@mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here
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@scribus yeah it keeps getting inflamed so they're replacing it with an external bag
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It's my intestine
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First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@scribus aye
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Drake Bell's dick look like mine do and everyone is roasting it on Twitter
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@mrmattimation fair riposte
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Someone out there loves you
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I'm surprised that of all the scenes in Jackass, the one that gets me more than most is the yellow snowcone
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:01:53 UTC from web -
TIFF_EBOOKS
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@mrmattimation thank you, the cancer is in remission so no need to worry too much right now but I don't have a lot of faith in that term at this point
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it's not that i mind that he got arrested because he's a domestic abuser but now we have bills to worry about
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:33:24 UTC from web -
so my dad's been arrested (again) and my mum has cancer. not really sure at what point i'm meant to be enjoying being alive
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Somehow, despite everything, my week has gotten even worse.
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@watermelon hi
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@scribus i'm so sorry, much love
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LOCAL IDIOT grapeS PANTS AT WORK
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Fickle Friends — You Are Someone Else / ALBUM REVIEW tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/fickle-friends-you-are-someone-else-album-review/
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:01:40 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation I absolutely do want to watch it
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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feet are just dicks for your legs