Replies to zeldatra, page 241
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@mrmattimation The filters make all of your stuff funnier.
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We tell this guy that we have a 90 year old lady with us who cannot walk and does in fact use a wheelchair. He doesn't believe us. We argue with this guy for like five minutes about whether or not we have legal right to park in this handicapped spot (which we do, there's a sticker on the license plate that says so). Every time we give an argument, he says "I do not care, neither of you use a wheelchair". Eventually, he says "if your grandmother really exists (??????) then I will see her here after the show." I think he just got tired of arguing with us. We left, saw our show, came back, got the van, and drove back home. We never saw him again. papaya that guy.
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Then the guy running the garage, this Indian guy in his 40s or 50s, he starts yelling at us. "You cannot park here," he says, and we're like "Why not?" and he says "You need to be in a wheelchair." Now, the van has all the necessary requirements. It's got the sticker on the license plate, it's got the card in the mirror, we even had the documentation if necessary, and a ramp that we could pull out to show him that somebody with a wheelchair uses this car. He says he doesn't care. Neither he or I are in wheelchairs, therefore we have no need of a handicapped spot, therefore we need to get our car and move it or else he'll tow it.
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@mrmattimation ... indecent exposure
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@mrmattimation Mr Jingl- I mean FORGY!
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@mrmattimation Can't wait to see the animated music videos for my new mixtape
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@mrmattimation I'm conflicted. It'll be interesting (for lack of a better term) to see how this develops
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@mrmattimation You should show your appreciation by voting for him
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@mrmattimation And I was all like "we don't have insurance" and he was like "I'll pay the bill". I think my dream was a sign that Donald Trump is a jerk with a heart of gold.
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@mrmattimation Yeah, I guess people as a whole aren't ready to give up having sandwiches stolen by coworkers quite yet.
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@mrmattimation I saw the line at Best Buy for sale and considered it, I used to love doodling as a kid and thought a tablet might spark my interest
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@mrmattimation is it any good
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@mrmattimation My actual office has 2 cats that we can pet whenever they want
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@mrmattimation You should tell Donald. He'll probably help you out with a small loan of a million dollars
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@mrmattimation You're probably aware of this, aren't you? https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153966903127752&id=607357751 Well, just in case.
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@ceruleanspark @mrmattimation thanks guys ^^
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@mrmattimation I'm enjoying life too much to read
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@mrmattimation it would be Bad Luck Brian and Adam Lanza and they wouldn't do anything because THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON
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@mrmattimation "snarler"
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@mrmattimation ... I want this song
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@mrmattimation why is this account taking excerpts from my life
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@mrmattimation tempting
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@mrmattimation Listen man @kevinbaconusa just wants to help you move house
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@mrmattimation Time to make fake fahrenheits.
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@mrmattimation I had more "console exclusive" in mind. Noone in the right mind would use UWP programs.
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@mrmattimation My friends don't have either, because I have no friends
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@mrmattimation nuh uh
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@mrmattimation nope