Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 58

  1. So definitely far enough away that nothing had really changed in the neighborhood, but close enough that you start to think for a bit "oh, mango, what if this spills over"

    Thursday, 07-Jan-21 21:43:10 UTC from web in context
  2. @scribus honestly, it's twenty minutes to get to the metro station which takes me into the district proper, longer if you try to drive into the district. I live really, really close to the city BUT there's pretty much only one bridge going into and out of the city on the Virginia side, not sure if it's the same story in Maryland. And traffic on that bridge is always, always terrible. I used to drive into Alexandria once a week for school - Alexandria being one of the two cities that borders Washington on this side of the river - and even THAT is a complete nightmare. Definitely not as bad as going from, say, Glendale to Los Angeles, based on photos I've seen, but still pretty bad.

    Thursday, 07-Jan-21 21:39:44 UTC from web in context
  3. So you can imagine how I, someone who lives twenty minutes from where that all went down, wish I had worn brown pants today.

    Thursday, 07-Jan-21 09:40:25 UTC from web in context
  4. Man when you look at how close Georgia was tonight it kinda makes you realize that it wasn’t actually that close, all things considered

    Wednesday, 06-Jan-21 07:23:28 UTC from web
  5. Why the Potato Knishes did I ever enjoy Doctor Who, this whole show is a contrived nightmare

    Monday, 04-Jan-21 08:06:34 UTC from web
  6. Turns out nobody died tonight so tbh is it even *really* a shooting?

    Sunday, 03-Jan-21 03:03:08 UTC from web
  7. Except I think there was a shooting in Virginia Beach last year.

    Sunday, 03-Jan-21 03:01:21 UTC from web
  8. @scribus How unfortunate that it took a global pandemic to get our first shooting-free year in two decades

    Sunday, 03-Jan-21 02:56:14 UTC from web in context
  9. By “we saw” I of course mean “America”, to my knowledge this is the first major shooting in this area.

    Sunday, 03-Jan-21 01:53:59 UTC from web
  10. @scribus Not as bad as some we saw pre-pandemic - the police were already nearby because of a robbery that had occurred in the same plaza earlier in the day - but the Wal-Mart I do some of my shopping at a few minutes down the road just got shot up.

    Sunday, 03-Jan-21 01:29:18 UTC from web in context
  11. Don’t worry/I’m sorry, I didn’t die in the mass shooting that just happened here

    Sunday, 03-Jan-21 00:39:32 UTC from web in context
  12. Oh hey Doctor, what were you doing during the largest crisis that Earth has ever seen? Oh, hanging out with strippers and exploring cracks? banana you.

    Saturday, 02-Jan-21 22:51:40 UTC from web
  13. Frankly, not surprised that it took Jack Harkness twelve years to talk to the Doctor again. I’d be pretty mad if the all-knowing immortal time traveling space alien ignored my calls when Miracle Day happened.

    Saturday, 02-Jan-21 22:50:13 UTC from web
  14. VR Phasmophobia is pretty fun when you’re drunk as hell. You know what’s not fun? When the ghost mercs your friend right in front of you because it doesn’t give a apple and then immediately sets its sights on you.

    Friday, 01-Jan-21 08:52:43 UTC from web
  15. Sans the Skeleton and CJ from GTA share a common developmental ancestor and that’s real

    Wednesday, 30-Dec-20 09:45:21 UTC from web
  16. @scribus Maybe it’s just because I, being the guy who counts the money at the end of the night, see bills from back when we only had 48 states more often than one normally does.

    Tuesday, 29-Dec-20 01:56:54 UTC from web in context
  17. On the other hand, they were also pretty spot-on with Marty getting an “ok boomer” from zoomers in the diner.

    Tuesday, 29-Dec-20 00:10:49 UTC from web
  18. Is that a REAGAN DOLLAR there, boy? Sorry, fella, we don’t take EXPIRED MONEY at this here malt shop.

    Tuesday, 29-Dec-20 00:03:46 UTC from web
  19. Back to the Future’s most egregious presumption was that Marty McFly would need entirely different money to buy things in 2015, as if money from 1985 would be no good thirty years later.

    Tuesday, 29-Dec-20 00:01:37 UTC from web in context
  20. my google home assistant is suddenly a man now, did the other one get laid off or something??

    Monday, 28-Dec-20 20:12:21 UTC from web
  21. RV in Nashville explodes and the only death was the supposed bomber, and we’re investigating this like it WASN’T just a meth lab accident?

    Sunday, 27-Dec-20 23:21:37 UTC from web
  22. how do people even find weed guys

    Sunday, 27-Dec-20 21:47:36 UTC from web in context
  23. @ricd personally i think Covid is a hoax created for and by the Chinese to make American business less competitive /s

    Saturday, 26-Dec-20 22:14:46 UTC from web in context
  24. Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the buggiest, most unfinished pieces of banana I’ve ever played, but god damn is it fun, I just wish the city had more to explore than a bunch of brothels

    Thursday, 24-Dec-20 23:17:33 UTC from web
  25. It also has a backstory in which there was a civil war on Pac World in which Pac-Man’s father, the ORIGINAL Pac-Man, had every single person on the losing side, soldier and civilian alike, executed, and sent to hell, presumably including women and children (the main four ghosts are teenagers). The President of Pac-World, whose brother is the ghost king, keeps the BODY of every single one of the executed soldiers in cold storage as a trophy, and the show’s main conflict revolves around the ghosts trying to get their bodies back.

    Wednesday, 23-Dec-20 04:17:40 UTC from web in context
  26. I take it back, whoever made that show might actually be a genius. This show, which aired on the Disney Channel and features Ashleigh Ball as a ghost with crush on Pac-Man (vore fetish?), also has a character named “Mr. Strictler”. He’s a green Pac-Man with Adolf Hitler’s signature combover and mustache, and he teaches Pac-Man’s class. The Walt Disney Company funded this show’s production with two other companies, one in Canada and one in Japan, and it features vore and Hitler.

    Wednesday, 23-Dec-20 04:08:47 UTC from web
  27. @scribus Unfortunate

    Wednesday, 23-Dec-20 04:00:42 UTC from web in context
  28. Man animating Among Us characters is kiwiin easy, I wish I coulda done this instead of ponies and skeletons

    Tuesday, 22-Dec-20 22:58:27 UTC from web in context
  29. 3070 on the way, Raytraced Ronald Reagan will soon be mine

    Thursday, 17-Dec-20 20:39:27 UTC from web
  30. subscribe to my only fans to get that same picture but with nipples painted on top only $79.99 a month

    Sunday, 13-Dec-20 09:07:12 UTC from web in context