Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 59

  1. can’t sleep http://rainbowdash.net/url/875719

    Sunday, 13-Dec-20 09:04:53 UTC from web
  2. Man, I didn’t expect the Supreme Court to vote in Trump’s favor, but I also didn’t expect them to slam the batcavein door

    Saturday, 12-Dec-20 00:20:54 UTC from web in context
  3. I’ve been using Adobe Premiere camera presets created for the movie Deadpool for the last four years, starting to think maybe I should look into a more varied library

    Wednesday, 09-Dec-20 21:56:31 UTC from web
  4. i just wiped my keyboard down while twitter was open and accidentally blocked a ton of people

    Wednesday, 09-Dec-20 20:38:52 UTC from web
  5. why do conservatives keep citing Bush v. Gore as the reason Trump will somehow pull this out, are they not aware that the precedent set by Bush v. Gore favors Biden, as the already-certified winner of PA/WI/MI/GA

    Wednesday, 09-Dec-20 20:31:32 UTC from web
  6. fair is fair, i'm only doing biden jokes from now on http://rainbowdash.net/url/875709

    Monday, 07-Dec-20 15:51:49 UTC from web
  7. As a former Floridian I’m obligated to identify shootings by the county they happened in because just saying “in Florida” is entirely too general.

    Saturday, 05-Dec-20 23:17:44 UTC from web
  8. @scribus Around the time of that school shooting in Broward County, I had a cartoon written (and a background painted!) that was just Marco Rubio listening to a bunch of voicemails from constituents telling him to kill himself, it was like four straight minutes of just that, and then the punchline was that he... kills himself. I decided not to do it when I realized it would probably get me a friendly visit from some federal prosecutors looking to ask me some questions.

    Saturday, 05-Dec-20 23:12:39 UTC from web in context
  9. And now here I am, I did everything right, but I’m still scheduling a Covid test because those same morons then come into my store to breathe on me.

    Thursday, 03-Dec-20 02:52:24 UTC from web
  10. I have been voluntarily foregoing virtually everything I wanted to be doing right now because I don’t want to be a part of the problem, yet every night I drive by the pub and it’s packed with morons and I start to wonder what the point is anymore

    Thursday, 03-Dec-20 02:47:34 UTC from web
  11. Was that mildly racist? I don’t really care anymore. It’s what happened.

    Thursday, 03-Dec-20 02:43:25 UTC from web
  12. Is it wrong to be bitter about the fact that this is all happening during what are supposed to be the best years of my life. Like I feel like I’m missing an entire chapter of my life because somebody ate a bat on the other side of the world more than a year ago, and on top of, well, everything else that was already going wrong in my life before that, it’s getting to be completely unbearable.

    Thursday, 03-Dec-20 02:41:18 UTC from web
  13. But also, that this is the third time this has happened makes me even more mad.

    Thursday, 03-Dec-20 02:35:02 UTC from web
  14. Of course it’s just my luck that I may need to self isolate and get tested right as this vaccine’s about to come out. So Fluffle Puffing mad at all the customers coming in here without their masks acting like I’m infringing on their god-given right to kill people.

    Thursday, 03-Dec-20 02:22:39 UTC from web
  15. The polls were wrong again, as many said they would be, but those people missed a crucial point: Biden’s lead was SO massive that even a larger-than-average polling error (and this error was pretty average - about the same as it was in 2012, when Obama did better than expected across Florida, Virginia, and Colorado) couldn’t undo it. The campaign couldn’t rely on the polls being wrong, and they did anyway. So why are they surprised they lost?

    Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:23:57 UTC from web in context
  16. When your campaign has lost two states that haven’t backed your opponent’s party in three decades, while only narrowly holding on to a third, I think that’s the time to take a step back and look at what went wrong. “Most things” is the answer. Trump visited Georgia only one time during the entire election cycle. Once. After having won in 2016 because his opponent made the exact same mistake, you’d think he’d avoid that outcome.

    Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:11:49 UTC from web
  17. Really there’s a lot that went wrong here that I’m astounded nobody in his campaign foresaw as becoming an issue. Like, maybe don’t use your son as a surrogate when attacking your opponent for alleged nepotism.

    Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:05:25 UTC from web
  18. Maybe don’t say “Make America Great Again” when you’ve been in charge for four years?

    Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:04:15 UTC from web
  19. Running as an outsider when you’re the incumbent is also possibly an error of judgement.

    Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:02:44 UTC from web
  20. In retrospect, maybe Donald Trump shouldn’t have run his campaign against Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden this year when neither were on the ballot... that might have been a factor...

    Monday, 30-Nov-20 02:01:44 UTC from web
  21. If Bart Simpson’s wiener is okay for a PG-13 movie then dammit YouTube is gonna have this briefly-visibly dick whether they like it or not

    Saturday, 28-Nov-20 02:26:15 UTC from web
  22. @liquidusmira my butt isn’t worth discussing. :(

    Friday, 27-Nov-20 19:25:46 UTC from web in context
  23. @scribus Evidently, seeing as how people are also saying he’s the legitimate winner of California

    Thursday, 26-Nov-20 15:36:01 UTC from web in context
  24. My gun range just emailed me to wish me a happy thanksgiving. That’s weird, bro, you’re not my grandmother, you’re a building with lots of deadly weapons that I go to for entertainment.

    Thursday, 26-Nov-20 14:51:45 UTC from web
  25. Rudy Giuliani is definitely on crack. It’s like he never left the 90s.

    Thursday, 26-Nov-20 14:35:47 UTC from web
  26. Rudy Giuliani saying that Trump “probably won” Virginia is making me question whether or not Rudy Giuliani’s head is on straight. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875696

    Thursday, 26-Nov-20 14:32:15 UTC from web in context
  27. Trump keeps talking about that tax cut but about 25% of my income this year was funneled directly to the government so I don’t think he did a good job

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-20 23:32:51 UTC from web in context
  28. @adiwan @scribus I enjoyed it quite a bit, although I definitely thought the Pinky and the Brain segments were generally the better parts of the episodes they were in. Not that the Warner Bros. segments were bad at all, they were pretty funny, I just thought P&B had waaaaay less misses.

    Monday, 23-Nov-20 02:50:14 UTC from web in context
  29. okay, the animaniacs reboot is actually pretty funny

    Friday, 20-Nov-20 06:22:40 UTC from web
  30. They’re remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford, you can’t do that, and now they’re making ghostbusters with all women. What the hell’s going on????

    Wednesday, 18-Nov-20 01:21:51 UTC from web