Replies to humanbean, page 7

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean Not enough cats. There's still game to hunt and things to scratch.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Well then. http://ur1.ca/cekyj

Caim humanbean

@humanbean That's not a date that exists currently.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean I have better used of my time.

clarity humanbean

@humanbean Good.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean But they're so soft. And the pay is great.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean No. I do not.

clarity humanbean

@humanbean IS HE RELATED TO CUMBERBATCH?

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean I'm a cat general. It's a great job.

clarity humanbean

@humanbean Wait wait wait. You're meeting Cumberbatch. On the 30th of February? I was supposed to meet Carcino then, but I can cancel that. CUMBER. BATCH.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Do I seem like the kind of person who laughs.

clarity humanbean

@humanbean SOMEONE SAY CUMBERBATCH?

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean You'll fail. Nobody can stand against cats. The internet is their army of servants.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Why does everyone keep telling me February 30th, like I'm going to fall for that?

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean You'll... scratch them and give them chase on top of trees?

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Luckily for you, I wasn't planning on using them.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean *Bean is horribly scratched by hissing cats*

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Ah, so negotiations are off then? Good. I've been waiting to flex our military muscle for quite some time now.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean You can't own the kitties. You can only become one with them.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean shipping

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Negotiations can accomplish much, assuming the person can be reasoned with.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean After enough training you'll become attuned to your warm, fuzzy cute and murderously kawaii cat side. And it will be good.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Well, as the human ambassador, I feel it is my duty to speak to the bean ambassador.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean You must train hard, become faster than the cats, and you'll be safe. It's the only way.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean I dunno. Possible bean integration into human society.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean It surely is! Cats are gods among other animals, with the power to slay all but the most resilent! A single at is like a tiny natural disaster, sweeping all life from the face of the earth. If it can be hunted, a cat will hunt it.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Well then. I can see where this is headed.

Caim humanbean

@humanbean Depends on the friendship.

RDN's Lucifer humanbean

@humanbean Cats know NO BOUNDS