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this is taking a very long time
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finally uploading ten years of Mattimation to The Cloud™, it's 2022, can you believe it
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Today I learned that the t-word is in the word filter.
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In the days after the 2020 election and leading up to Biden’s inauguration I would make a daily visit to r/TheDonald because the apple they would say re:Here’s How Trump Can Still Win etc. were so outlandishly desperate and hilarious to read, and after four years of seeing that asmango on the news every day it was really cathartic, and one big thing I noticed was people calling for a Capitol raid in the days leading up to 1/6, and then when it happened for real nearly every single one got up on there and was like “antifa, the FBI did it, it was a false flag” and the few people who didn’t get the memo and celebrated the violence were “outed” as FBI plants. Because the FBI cares THAT much about making a subreddit of blowhard Potato Knishess look bad.
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I am so Potato Knishesing glad Trump supporters are so goddamn dumb. Guy attacks an FBI field office in Ohio, and his grand master plan to get through the bullet proof glass is to use… a nail gun. I mean hey, it says “bullet proof”, not “nail proof”.
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@zeldatra Hahaha. Oh wow. The same logic can be applied to this: A bullet-proof vest is not knife-proof. Good old chain mail is https://i.redd.it/wniq0txjswg91.jpg
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@zeldatra I'm quite fond of the supporters who rile up the internet and call for violence, and then denounce it as "no true Trump supporter" when it happens
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@scribus nothing better than a guy calling for actual violence in the streets, then when someone goes and does it he’s like “that’s an FBI plant bro”
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Espionage Act trending with: Shrek 5
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I am a very punctual moderator
about 3 days ago from web-
@thelastgherkin Which is better than a moderately punctual very
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The best play is to have neither a real nor a fake girlfriend. More money for comics and action figures!
about 4 days ago from web-
@scribus This is true, I did have to pay my girlfriend at first. I mean, this was before we dated, and also she ran a cash register in my store at the time, but like, that’s just a couple of degrees away.
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Just spoke to my girlfriend, she says if I’m really good at my eye appointment I can have pick ONE MOZU doll to have and use on the weekends after I’ve finished my homework.
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my girlfriend doesn’t want me visiting these naughty sex doll sites
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Tried watching The Sandman. I ended watching the second episode and my impression is that everything feels, for a lack of a better term, "disjointed". Disjointed from emotion, disjointed from establishing a relatable main character, disjointed from a clear plot. I heard a lot that The Sandman has a cult following and it is highly regarded. So far I cannot agree with that sentiment.
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Just spoke to a very nice man who enlightened me on the absolutely batFluffle Puff insane conspiracies he believes in
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I download things multiple times by accident because I forget I had it in the Downloads folder or I had a copy in the more appropriate folder, which I also forget I had.
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Federal officials are reporting that over 300 pirated copies of the Disney-Pixar film Cars 2 were found on President Trump’s personal computer. The password was “EricDonIvanka123”.
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You gotta admit, getting raided by the FBI the day after your spokesman declares that flushing classified documents down the toilet is totally cool and normal is a LITTLE funny!
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Nixon’s had worse days, I’m sure.
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Stuck in traffic. Nothing’s moving. Directly ahead of me is a Metro bus. On the back: “It doesn’t get more DC than this”. I think he might be onto something.
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The beefiest update yet, and we're still not finished! Another Demo is on the way. Look out for the Free Public Demo on August 25th, just in time for Everfree Northwest.
http://rainbowdash.net/url/876177 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876178about 10 days ago from web -
Literally as the store manager is telling me about how he’s never had a power outage at this store… total power failure.
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