Public timeline
Notices
-
I have an unreleased My Little Brony-era cartoon from 2013 making fun of John Boehner so really I’m just revisiting my roots.
about an hour ago from web -
Took a break from regular stuff to do a quick cartoon spoofing Kari Lake and there’s a nonzero chance her social media team starts going after me for it because they seem to just be going after everyone who goofs on her. Should be out this weekend.
about an hour ago from web -
Admittedly I only have east coast prices to compare it to but I’m going to assume cigarette prices on the west coast are more comparable to New York than Virginia or North Carolina
about 2 days ago from web-
@zeldatra They are brutal enough to make me really happy not to have started a tobacco habit, our "desperate bargain" brands are around $8-10
-
-
Are cable installers everywhere absurdly lazy or are me and my friends just unlucky, because the Verizon guy is literally lying about whether or not he’s been to the apartment right now
about 2 days ago from web-
@zeldatra I *think* it may have a little bit to do with the impossible schedules that Dispatch cooks up?
-
-
Willow is a cult classic but I'm one hour in and it still does not invoke any engagement in me. It's bordering between "boring" and "just fine".
about 15 hours ago from web -
Turn on Fox News. Senator Kennedy talking about how Democrats eat vegetables which is why we can’t vote for them. Turn off Fox News. That is my daily recommended intake of Fox News.
about 2 days ago from web -
Why did I think it was a good idea to try explaining magnets to a crackhead customer at work?
about 4 days ago from web-
@scribus love crackheads, I’m so glad that now that the metro stop in my hometown is open the crackheads who I banned from my old store in DC are coming over to my new store in the suburbs so that I can explain to them all over again that no, you cannot trade a gallon of canola oil for a carton of cigarettes like this is some kind of bartering station in Roman Greece
-
@scribus it’s not, but it’s probably fairer in the south than it is in California, a pack of Marlboros is still under $10 here (currently $8.32 after tax)
-
-
Somebody’s gonna cancel me one day for all the racist things I’ve said and continue to say about the Welsh but that’s not really fair because I’m not 100% certain that Wales is even a real place.
about 2 days ago from web -
何回も説明するのはDRY原則に反して、手間なので、引用についてもどこかで記事にまとめますかね…
-
@gnusocialjp Stop! Your GNUsocial is affecting statusnet!
-
-
I can fix Kanye
about 6 days ago from web-
@scribus no I mean just let him go on my podcast I will be the one to make him not hate Jews
-
Just learned that the company changed what is considered overtime on me so now the schedule I’ve been working for three years includes close to twenty hours of time and a half pay, while I’m trying to qualify for ADU. Whoops?
about 8 days ago from web -
This racist pedophile customer trusts me with entirely too much personal information, as evidenced by what he is known to me as
about 9 days ago from web -
Computer is giving someone at work a hard time. Elderly customer is (good-naturedly) ribbing us, "Haven't you been taking computer classes since Kindergarten?" "Yeah," I say, "But it was on the Apple IIe!"
about 10 days ago from web -
Binged "Inside Job" on Netflix. It was disappointingly meh. A disapointmeh.
about 12 days ago from web -
Just woke up from a dream that Elon Musk had developed a portable oxygen bubble that you could activate from your phone on a subscription model and on the day it launched the service drained the earth of all of its oxygen due to a programming fault, which led to only the people with the subscription being able to breathe and most others dying. Wrote every detail down because it’d make a great satirical disaster film. Back to sleep with me.
about 12 days ago from web -
officially dating now, so i guess there is nothing left of the good old mushi
(except my horrible typing)about 13 days ago from web -
The dude from Master of Disguise is in my store right now pretending to be an Eastern European gambler who has no idea how to fill out a lottery card and is constantly getting something wrong no matter how many times the instructions are given to him.
about 16 days ago from web -
I'm doing an anti-"No Shave November". Usually I shave myself every two weeks but this month I try to shave daily or every other day. My verdict so far: Daily shaving is not worth it as my beard grows so fast that I can feel the stubbles after an hour after the shave. Waxing my face is not an option.
about 22 days ago from web-
@scribus Yeah. Even with an electric razor it's not very feasible to shave every day because of skin irritation. Honestly I rather prefer not to have a beard at all and would want a permanent hair follicle removal but the risk of scarring my skin on the face is too high.
-
And I tried Nair, only to learn it just breaks hairs off at the surface and thus is just a chemical shave anyway
about 14 days ago from web -
My D&D group starts planning the next campaign. Next campaign will be a dimension-hopping adventure combined with a TV-style Power-Ranger-eque plot structure whereas a multiversal evil is plotting something evil and our group works for an unquestionable force for good. We rotate the DM duty and I think that on my turn at the levels I will make an adventure in a dimension that is inhabited by unicorns and horses that is threatened by a centaur wizard.
about 15 days ago from web
