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I'm a bad enough dude that seagulls don't poke me in the coconut
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@scribus Is it the same song as SEAGULLS! (Stop it Now), the bad lip-reading song of Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back?
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Jesus actually Potato Knishes, if I meant "Toby asshole Keith's beer for my stupid moron horses" then I would not habe Screwgoogled "Wayne Bradshaw lift up our glasses" now grapeing would I have?????????????????
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"I can lead the nation with a microphone, with a microphone... but I have nothing to say, nor desire to lead"
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And then... it was time... for EVERYONE to drown in the sweet sorrow https://youtu.be/y69gQtAdHKc
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My grandfather probably taught me more than anyone else about sticking it to The Man. Dissatisfied with their representation, he was part of forming a new labor union. One of their first demands was equal pay and breaks for women - at the time, women weren't only paid less, but entitled to shorter breaks, per corporate. Naturally, the company's first offer was to slash the men's pay and benefits. They went on strike. And, you know what? The community supported striking workers. Grocers extended credit. People would respect the picket line. He fought, really sacrificed, for what so many of my generation (and even my parents') take for granted, and even discarded. His brother fought in the Army for WWII, despite not even being a US citizen, and went on to enlist in the Navy for Korea an 'Nam. Anyway, long story short, the last things I told my grandpa were - "I love you," and "We beat Trump." He acknowledged both, through the veil of near-death sleep. I guess that'll have to be enough.
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Don't run away; it's only ME!!
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Poll: who is more incoherent, under-assorted-influencae!Scribus or ... papaya I forgot the or, maybe Ozzy?
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"Dead Man's Party," but I only invite the previously-deceased to my own funeral wait what do I even mean here
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Ever wanted to huck a molotov at a Mickey-D's because some greasy-faced teen can't wear a mask?
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The polls were wrong again, as many said they would be, but those people missed a crucial point: Biden’s lead was SO massive that even a larger-than-average polling error (and this error was pretty average - about the same as it was in 2012, when Obama did better than expected across Florida, Virginia, and Colorado) couldn’t undo it. The campaign couldn’t rely on the polls being wrong, and they did anyway. So why are they surprised they lost?
about a day ago from web-
@mrmattimation "But what good is a guess or estimate, based on this moment in time, if it can't accurately guarantee a match to the hard realities of a totally different timespace configuation to follow??"
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When your campaign has lost two states that haven’t backed your opponent’s party in three decades, while only narrowly holding on to a third, I think that’s the time to take a step back and look at what went wrong. “Most things” is the answer. Trump visited Georgia only one time during the entire election cycle. Once. After having won in 2016 because his opponent made the exact same mistake, you’d think he’d avoid that outcome.
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Really there’s a lot that went wrong here that I’m astounded nobody in his campaign foresaw as becoming an issue. Like, maybe don’t use your son as a surrogate when attacking your opponent for alleged nepotism.
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Maybe don’t say “Make America Great Again” when you’ve been in charge for four years?
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Running as an outsider when you’re the incumbent is also possibly an error of judgement.
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In retrospect, maybe Donald Trump shouldn’t have run his campaign against Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden this year when neither were on the ballot... that might have been a factor...
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I've replaced 20 LED bulbs as the short of my previous ones was scary. Because of a voltage transformer inside the old ones and the usage of a electrolytic capacitor in that transformer AND it being cooked inside the metal casing the capacitor leaked and corroded all contacts extremely and the transformer shorted out. I had to replace the whole lamp because the contacts became unusable. Now I have over a dozen working and yet stupidly constructed LED bulbs. Good for emergencies but too bad for everyday use.
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Well, my grandpa died on Wednesday, and I jacked up my belated Thanksgiving cheesecakes, how'd y'all's weeks mistreat you? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIKbhe0jQn3/?igshid=1mmbxvyjeufim
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If Bart Simpson’s wiener is okay for a PG-13 movie then dammit YouTube is gonna have this briefly-visibly dick whether they like it or not
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I would love to know how I manage to make four knuckles pop eighteen times at once (actually wait maybe that would be horrifying)
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it is time to discuss the butt
about 4 days ago from web-
@liquidusmira my butt isn’t worth discussing. :(
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@liquidusmira The whole butt, or just the butthole?
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Rudy Giuliani saying that Trump “probably won” Virginia is making me question whether or not Rudy Giuliani’s head is on straight. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875696
about 5 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Golf scoring, lowest total wins
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@scribus Evidently, seeing as how people are also saying he’s the legitimate winner of California
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My gun range just emailed me to wish me a happy thanksgiving. That’s weird, bro, you’re not my grandmother, you’re a building with lots of deadly weapons that I go to for entertainment.
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Rudy Giuliani is definitely on crack. It’s like he never left the 90s.
about 5 days ago from web
