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@adiwan Hey, have you seen this alleged 6-foot Burger King crown? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-05-26-burger-king-germany-social-distancing-crowns-fast-food-24433428.html
about 5 days ago from web-
@scribus no I haven't. I'm not watching the news a lot. This is quite ridiculous and hilarious
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Unless there’s something the government of Arizona hasn’t been telling us...!
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mangoing FINALLY, Twitter. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875528
about 5 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation For decades a lot of countries have voting by mail. There are real world numbers how insignificant the frauds are. Also not giving people the opportunity to vote is soooo democratic.
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@mrmattimation It's damn welcome, but I feel too little, too late.
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@adiwan We’ve had states IN THE US that have been majority mail-in voting for YEARS before Covid. It’s just that they were all Republican states like Utah and Arizona. Wasn’t a problem before. Now that everyone else is doing it suddenly it’s an “invitation” for voter fraud. BS.
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Know who's actually doing voter fraud? Republicans!! https://time.com/5843088/west-virginia-mail-carrier-fraud-absentee-ballots/
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Amy “Nobody’s Perfect” Cooper
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@mrmattimation I'm not certain how someone stupid enough to commit a false 911 call while she knew she was being recorded was still able to, you know, walk upright and draw breath. Some "master race" these lops represent...
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i’m not racist, i voted for obama once
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Goddamnit, it should be goddamn illegal to have goddamn crap runaround customer "service," god D A M N I T ! !
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If for some strange reason I ever take off in popularity and people find this, they’ll simply know I wasn’t always loudly insane.
about 7 days ago from web- Scribus likes this.
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I cannot understand the weird fascination of customers and manufacturers for wireless airbuds.
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Cancer culture
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@mrmattimation As a person-of-late-June-birth, I find cancer jokes to be doubly offensive!!
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one day everyone’s gonna take my words out of context and try to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks!
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also I don't wanna hear any "haha this guy is surprised to see the left eating itself" bullFluffle Puff because I want it on record that I would throw any number of neo-woke glamour progressives in front of an oncoming freight train
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@tiff Oh, just let me organize a rant on content warnings, and how an initially good and considerate idea has turned into a mollycoddle circlejerk, and if you're so terrified of spiders that I can't say "Spider-Man" that's YOUR problem, etc etc
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@scribus I am wholly sympathetic towards people with those sorts of predispositions but at the same time we are at (arguably past) the point where people act like the Internet should be catered towards them and their sensibilities specifically and it's to the detriment of years of societal progress
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there's no way around it; the minute any of my tweets gain any sort of traction I will have to delete this account so as not to get cancelled instantaneously
about 7 days ago from web-
sins of the poster
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@tiff Pretty sure if my tweets ever take off, it'll either be Because or Why I am getting cancelled.
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Towel Day
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Grand. Not only do the neighbors throw Coronaparties, but they listen to ass-tier "country" to top it off.
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What is worse than a 3-year old little brat? That brat's parent(s)! I'm in murder mode.
about 8 days ago from web-
@scribus sucky seven, aching eight, nefarious nine, treacherous ten, eldrich eleven, tormenting twelve, thrashing thirteen, fatal fourteen, fingering fifteen, smooching sixteen, scandalous seventeen, edgy eighteen...
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Oh Lord, the gorram WH press secretary may have doxxed Papa Spraytan's bank info https://time.com/5841849/trump-banking-information-check-kayleigh-mcenany/
about 8 days ago from web
