Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)

  1. In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  2. I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg

    about 3 days ago from web
  3. I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other

    about 3 days ago from web
  4. @mrmattimation Typical american attitude. "Just buy a person and make them do it"

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  5. The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  6. "If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.

    about 3 days ago from web
  7. @adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  8. There are no bees in Equestria

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation So no one told you life was gonna be this GAY

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  10. @tiffany What the Fluffle Puff does that mean

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  11. @tiffany SaygoodbyetoExodiaaaaa

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  12. Living the Imperial dream: https://i.imgur.com/hJJ9ltO.jpg. Be Rich, Fly a Dick.

    about 4 days ago from web
  13. @tiffany I wanna be the very BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  14. I'll just leave this here https://github.com/reek/anti-adblock-killer

    about 10 days ago from web
  15. Hey RDN, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  16. @awl کس

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  17. I only know one word of Farsi and it's on the filterlist.

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  18. @mrmattimation It was Putin himself.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  19. If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon-fiber stucco lath. Now parge the lath.

    about 14 days ago from web
  20. The CIA's guide to using Git properly https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_1179773.html

    about 15 days ago from web
  21. @tiffany WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER ME OCEAN?

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  22. @tiffany THE OCEAN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  23. https://i.imgur.com/7bThKGQ.jpg

    about 16 days ago from web
  24. @tiffany Cerulean Spark, standing politely.

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  25. @tiffany smashing grape

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  26. Horizon: Zero Dawn is the best thing I've played in years

    about 16 days ago from web
  27. It's weird that you guys would start talking about Ross. I messaged him on hangouts with "Rest in peace, Ross" like 2 days ago. Of course, there was no reply.

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  28. @mrmattimation It's funny because I met my now ex-girlfriend Rita in that guys streaming channel, back when he was just a worthless hack of a streamer. I feel like it would kill him inside to know that I got a girlfriend out of watching him cry about not having a girlfriend

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  29. @ovrclockd @mrmattimation Oh! Oh! I want to guess. Obama is...turning frogs gay, in the study, with cultural Marxism!

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  30. @scribus Is that what this is? I thought this was some kind of next-generation distributed furry porn funding incubator.

    about 22 days ago from web in context

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