Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)

  1. Whoever is in charge of Brazils internet should reboot it.

    about 8 days ago from web
  2. And now, the highpoint of Homestuck: >[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931

    about a month ago from web
  3. @scribus given that they typically arrive in the middle of my work day, on weekdays, I’d have to be having a really weird day for it to be the second one.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  4. Also RDN has now outlived Google Plus

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  5. I just want @scribus to know that my phone pinged me that I had received his monthly donation just as I flushed the toilet, so it felt like he was paying me for that.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  6. I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  7. Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  8. Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

    about 4 months ago from web
  9. @tiff I dunno, I think the pro-wrestling album represented a bigger part of his childhood

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  10. @tiff You should thank John for writing it on twitter. He'd love that.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  11. God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  12. Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  13. Welcome to RDN, where you still can’t post Potato Knishes, but you can guarantee your account deletion will be driven by good old 100% human spite

    about 6 months ago from web
  14. @nerthos believe it or not, I haven’t actually played it. Watching Bethesda’s PR do the exact wrong thing in every interaction they have with the fanbase is pretty entertaining though.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  15. @scribus What are your thoughts on Elphaba?

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  16. After years of running this place, I thought I’d seen every way a Linux machine could collapse, but once again, my work has shown me another level of “how did this even happen”. I have a machine at work which is suddenly incapable of any function involving cryptography, including but not limited to: allowing SSH access and serving pages over HTTPS

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  17. Wow that's a real blast from the past. Someone is once again, trying to break into my Minecraft account

    about 6 months ago from web
  18. http://captainsnoop.tumblr.com/post/179261153185 I'm sure this will trigger at least one of you

    about 6 months ago from web
  19. I'm waiting for Fibonacci Nut February.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  20. Remember when this place was popular enough for random mothers to threaten to sue me over it? Good times.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  21. @adiwan Germany has no existing stock of couches? They've all gotta be made to order?

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  22. Remember @scoot ? It's his birthday

    about 7 months ago from web
  23. I bear an old name. It cannot be killed.

    about 7 months ago from web
  24. Also, since it's been a while, DEATH TO AMERICA etc

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation It's worth noting that humans can only actually see like, 5 moving things at once, tops, before the brain starts employing various shortcuts to reduce processing time.

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  26. @ceruleanspark you all probably think I’m being facetious, but this is more or less literally how I met my boyfriend.

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  27. @scribus it might be on...TBS? Is that a channel? I think they have the US rights. You need to give the protagonist an episode or so to bed in, but after that, it’s a fun show. The villain is voiced by David Tennant

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  28. @mrmattimation just keep eating the most phallic foodstuffs you can find in the most erotic ways possible and see how flustered he gets.

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  29. Final Space is worth watching if you've got netflix, incidentally.

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  30. Does Rainbow Six Siege require some kind of "Dickloaf Certificate" before you're allowed to use voice? Because I swear to god, these people...

    about 9 months ago from web