@ceruleanspark
United Kingdom
http://rainbowdash.netI would fight to make that bright and innocent past our future once again. Even if it means dashing myself against the evil and cruelty of this wasteland until there is nothing left of me. And then, when I am too broken to go on, I will float my dying body right down the throat of the darkness and make it choke on me.
More details...Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)
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I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?
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Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"
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Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?
about 2 months ago from web -
@tiff I dunno, I think the pro-wrestling album represented a bigger part of his childhood
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@tiff You should thank John for writing it on twitter. He'd love that.
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God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck
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Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.
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Welcome to RDN, where you still can’t post Potato Knishes, but you can guarantee your account deletion will be driven by good old 100% human spite
about 4 months ago from web -
@nerthos believe it or not, I haven’t actually played it. Watching Bethesda’s PR do the exact wrong thing in every interaction they have with the fanbase is pretty entertaining though.
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@scribus What are your thoughts on Elphaba?
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After years of running this place, I thought I’d seen every way a Linux machine could collapse, but once again, my work has shown me another level of “how did this even happen”. I have a machine at work which is suddenly incapable of any function involving cryptography, including but not limited to: allowing SSH access and serving pages over HTTPS
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Wow that's a real blast from the past. Someone is once again, trying to break into my Minecraft account
about 4 months ago from web -
http://captainsnoop.tumblr.com/post/179261153185 I'm sure this will trigger at least one of you
about 4 months ago from web -
I'm waiting for Fibonacci Nut February.
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Remember when this place was popular enough for random mothers to threaten to sue me over it? Good times.
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@adiwan Germany has no existing stock of couches? They've all gotta be made to order?
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Remember @scoot ? It's his birthday
about 6 months ago from web -
I bear an old name. It cannot be killed.
about 6 months ago from web -
Also, since it's been a while, DEATH TO AMERICA etc
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@mrmattimation It's worth noting that humans can only actually see like, 5 moving things at once, tops, before the brain starts employing various shortcuts to reduce processing time.
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@ceruleanspark you all probably think I’m being facetious, but this is more or less literally how I met my boyfriend.
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@scribus it might be on...TBS? Is that a channel? I think they have the US rights. You need to give the protagonist an episode or so to bed in, but after that, it’s a fun show. The villain is voiced by David Tennant
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@mrmattimation just keep eating the most phallic foodstuffs you can find in the most erotic ways possible and see how flustered he gets.
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Final Space is worth watching if you've got netflix, incidentally.
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Does Rainbow Six Siege require some kind of "Dickloaf Certificate" before you're allowed to use voice? Because I swear to god, these people...
about 7 months ago from web -
Why didn't Thanos just double the amount of resources in the universe?
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@mrmattimation White butt boys?
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I just got a load of notifications from an RDN YouTube channel I didn’t know existed. Apparently bound to the “webmaster@“ email address
about 8 months ago from web -
I dreamed you guys missed me. That seems implausible
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It’s horseshoe theory in action you guys
about 10 months ago from web
