Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)

  1. @tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied

    about a day ago from web in context
  2. @tiffany God rest his zombie bones

    about a day ago from web in context
  3. @tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother

    about a day ago from web in context
  4. http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.

    about 3 days ago from web
  5. If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.

    about 5 days ago from web
  6. @mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  7. @takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  8. @takegrapeakenji Wait, did they make their federation system backwards compatible with whatever aged version RDN runs just so they could block us

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  9. Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby

    about 6 days ago from web
  10. @tiffany From what I gather it's when you're a furry, but only for horses.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  11. @tiffany Don't forget bronies

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  12. Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  13. Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)

    about 6 days ago from web
  14. Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!

    about 6 days ago from web
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7zBD6g4mY

    about 12 days ago from web
  16. But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"

    about 12 days ago from web
  17. "I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"

    about 12 days ago from web
  18. Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  19. @tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  20. @tiffany At the home my Grandmother used to be in, there was an elderly fellow whose primary hobby was walking around exposing himself to the nurses.

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  21. Legalise gay space weed

    about 13 days ago from web
  22. @awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  23. @tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  24. Nightcore Tim Buckley

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  25. @actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  26. If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday

    about 17 days ago from web
  27. @tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  28. Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle

    about 19 days ago from web
  29. That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending

    about 19 days ago from web
  30. https://youtu.be/7AC3YVCwQKs

    about 20 days ago from web