Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)

  1. @mrmattimation So I guess they really DID put all the jerks in tower 1.

    about a month ago from web in context
  2. @mrmattimation That's probably for the best. My PS4 is frequently on the verge of achieving flight when trying to play it.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  3. @mrmattimation What platform do you play on? I need someone to die for me (PS4)

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  4. Fluffle Puff it, I'm turning the search off.

    about 2 months ago from web
  5. I optimized the database for the two of you. Just shows I still care~

    about 2 months ago from web
  6. @mrmattimation This seems like something you might find interesting: https://bluwingskitty.tumblr.com/post/613056765209214976

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  7. I'm sure you all want to know what Rainbow Dash Network is doing about Coronavirus. The answer is, much like McDonalds: "grapeing nothing".

    about 3 months ago from web
  8. @mrmattimation I saw it on sale for £10 so I figured at that price, if I at least got some funny stories out of how busted it was, I’d have broken even, but now I’m level 30 and drugging new players with unlabelled Nukashine

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  9. I’m not too proud to admit I was wrong @nerthos was right. I am in fact, enjoying Fallout 76 a great deal.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  10. @scribus I don’t know why the idea of someone ordering a Turbo Coke and being asked “is Pepsi OK?” Is so funny to me but it just is

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  11. But I do have something today: I bought a house!

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  12. I do actually miss you guys pretty often. I just very rarely find I have anything to say anymore?

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  13. @scribus Yeah but ironically MLP ended up being pretty much the only series to endure out of the ones we were all thinking of at the time. Littlest Pet Shop: Cancelled. Over the Garden Wall: Over. Gravity Falls: Over. Steven Universe: Who even knows. Rick and Morty: anathema to thinking people. Adventure Time: Over.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  14. That said, I'm pretty sure we *are* a gay speed dating service? How many people came to terms with having the big gay just through this website alone? At least two of them.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  15. @scribus I've got an axe in the back of my car for that.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  16. @darkw00d It's still *called* that. It's just nobody will know who Rainbow Dash is and will just assume we're some kind of gay speed dating service.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  17. https://twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1166740030947287040 Guys I think Hugh Grant is mad about something

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  18. @nerthos I was *sure* I was about to watch a bunch of people die in a fire, but instead it turned out pretty rad.

    about 10 months ago from web in context
  19. I can't believe I was able to run do-release-upgrade on this server and it work *perfectly*.

    about a year ago from web in context
  20. I miss Touhou games. Do they still make those?

    about a year ago from web in context
  21. The only piece of videogame news that matters right now is the existence of Wooloo, the round sheep pokemon.

    about a year ago from web
  22. Whoever is in charge of Brazils internet should reboot it.

    about a year ago from web
  23. And now, the highpoint of Homestuck: >[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931

    about a year ago from web
  24. @scribus given that they typically arrive in the middle of my work day, on weekdays, I’d have to be having a really weird day for it to be the second one.

    about a year ago from web in context
  25. Also RDN has now outlived Google Plus

    about a year ago from web in context
  26. I just want @scribus to know that my phone pinged me that I had received his monthly donation just as I flushed the toilet, so it felt like he was paying me for that.

    about a year ago from web in context
  27. I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?

    about a year ago from web in context
  28. Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 21:09:03 UTC from web in context
  29. Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:14:23 UTC from web
  30. @tiff I dunno, I think the pro-wrestling album represented a bigger part of his childhood

    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:13:52 UTC from web in context