Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)

  1. I can't believe Eminem and Dan Harmon are the same age.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  2. @scribus I'm like 2/3rds of the way to formulating a concept for a twitter bot that runs the various outspoken "Christian" members of American governments posts through nested translations and then treats the output as gospel.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  3. How many translations distant are contemporary bibles from the source material?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  4. How many ports of Skyrim is too many?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  5. So who here has Splatoon 2?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  6. @awl Maybe since Twitter officially came out as pro-nazi, they all went back there

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  7. @tiffany If you make acid illegal, only criminals will have acid

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  8. @tiffany The only way to stop a bad guy with acid is a good guy with acid

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  9. @tiffany These things would never happen if everyone carried acid

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  10. I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.

    about 7 days ago from web
  11. !Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares

    about 7 days ago from web
  12. I mean most of us are english, that one guy is German, @Scribus already knows about it and @awl is a non-voting war criminal

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  13. So does anyone give a apple if I enable a net neutrality protest on here?

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  14. !streaming some Overwatch at http://pny.lv/1pk9q

    about 16 days ago from web
  15. Smooth lions are eating me

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  16. RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  17. A great beast is walking through the sands, and they are climbing into the air, and now they are making a tear, and now they are gone, and now you are here. Little creatures are walking through the air, and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives, and they are asking me about God. I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea, and beyond are things blind and terrible, and I am showing you now. . . They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this, you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air and closing the sky.

    about 23 days ago from web
  18. @mrmattimation The game is so "manly" it's banned in Russia

    about a month ago from web in context
  19. I guess the thought process was something like "people playing our game aren't thinking about MANHOOD enough" http://pny.lv/1nuyk

    about a month ago from web in context
  20. Behold: The best thing on twitter http://pny.lv/1nikn

    about a month ago from web
  21. Huh. Pony and Brony -square are closing at the end of the month. That's the end of an era right there

    about a month ago from web in context
  22. @tiffany How much does a Hemming weigh?

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. @tiffany What's my name on twitter

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk

    about a month ago from web in context
  25. My descent into Rimworld sociopathy is essentially complete with the realisation that it's profitable to rehabilitate captured and injured raiders so that I can sell them into slavery

    about a month ago from web
  26. @adiwan It's because he shared your contact information with them so that he could be notified when/if you signed up.

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. The fate of everything is made like this, in the collision, the test of one praxis against another. This is how the world changes: one way meets a second way, and they discharge their weapons, they exchange their words and markets, they contest and in doing so they petition each other for the right to go on being something, instead of nothing. This is the universe figuring out what it should be in the end.

    about a month ago from web
  28. The world is not built on the laws they love. Not on friendship, but on mutual interest. Not on peace, but on victory by any means. The universe is run by extinction, by extermination, by gamma-ray bursts burning up a thousand garden worlds, by howling singularities eating up infant suns. And if life is to live, if anything is to survive through the end of all things, it will live not by the smile but by the sword, not in a soft place but in a hard hell, not in the rotting bog of artificial paradise but in the cold hard self-verifying truth of that one ultimate arbiter, the only judge, the power that is its own metric and its own source—existence, at any cost. Strip away the lies and truces and delaying tactics they call ‘civilization’ and this is what remains, this beautiful shape.

    about a month ago from web
  29. http://pny.lv/1m9t3 this is a copy of the first animated gif ever uploaded to the internet.

    about a month ago from web in context
  30. You can tell a rimworld game is going well when you've filled 3 mass graves

    about a month ago from web