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  1. @nerthos Half as tall as Darth Vader

    about 31 minutes ago from web in context
  2. All Foreigners, Especially The French

    about 44 minutes ago from web
  3. grape Google and Android!

    about 47 minutes ago from web
  4. @tiffany Homeosexual

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
  5. Homeo Sapiens

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
  6. Intimate familiarity with the sounds of camels

    about 5 hours ago from web in context
  7. I'm savouring the nuances of genuine conversation, as if they're having sex with me because vegetation dies when I bring her cool boyfriend

    about 6 hours ago from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of tiffany2
  8. @tiffany The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  9. Are you pondering what The Rock is pondering, jabroni?

    about a day ago from web in context
  10. @rarity I coincidentally happened to be at an event and the hot dog line was within earshot.

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. @tiffany I only recognized Ascension Millennium, and he only played three or four songs.

    about a day ago from web in context
  12. I have successfully survived a live performance by Corey Feldman!

    about a day ago from web in context
  13. I actually have only a garbage and memes understanding of Mastodon in the first place.

    about 2 days ago from web
  14. @csaurus Do Mastodons even federate with each other?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  15. DENTAL PLAN

    about 2 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of vriska
  16. Still so sleep, !caffeine why you fail me???!?

    about 2 days ago from web
  17. I am a strange loup.

    about 2 days ago from web
  18. @tiffany Spread the word http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858354

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  19. @tiffany The first rule of Internet is, you will regret it.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  20. My Dutch wife cheated on me

    about 3 days ago from web
  21. @tiffany2 Have a Dalmatian plantation

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  22. @csaurus John DeLorean's whole cocaine debacle was entrapment from A to Z. Feds approached him, funded the buy, set up the connections, almost like they were trying to use him to bait the seller, then turned around and arrested him for drug trafficking.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  23. @csaurus They DeLorean'd the guy!?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  24. @vriska But it isn't St Paddy's, it's...

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  25. I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Peter Lorre and Humphrey Bogart's "You despise me" exchange isn't on the Funny or Awesome subpage on TV Tropes' Casablanca page!

    about 3 days ago from web
  26. if you guys are okay, dont go on mastodon tomorrow

    about 3 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of vriska
  27. @mrmattimation Dibs on Greg!

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  28. @csaurus Back around New Year's I saw someone quip "I light up on Jan. 5th because I can reduce fractions."

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  29. @thelastgherkin That's David Lynch references for ya

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation http://www.cafepress.com/mf/21401286/disease_maternity?productId=159047552

    about 4 days ago from web in context