Scribus Mustella (scribus)

  1. Evidently I've decided to see what it takes to get kiwicanned around here. Actively calling out old supervisors for treating me like papaya for two years and basically poisoning my ability to trust anyone around here, telling people "Don't worry about me; after all, I don't worry about me! Death is inevitable, what's 10 minutes or 50 years matter?" All I want is the batcave out of here... And those kiwiwits in DC can't even papaya up the country right. On the plus side, if I quit or lose my job, then I can cash out my retirement for about $6,000, ought to be able to DIY a nice van for that. Just gotta figure out how to collect unemployment while I'm at it, I reckon. Then I shall banana off into the wild and only be heard from once or twice a month! I feel sick. It's too goddamn hard to feel pleasure through all this stress... Doesn't help that I feel like all I ever do is apple and whine about how hard my first world problems are.

    about 47 minutes ago from web
  2. Lifehack: to extend the life of a match flame, transfer it to a candle!

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
  3. Gotta remind myself to relax. Work doesn't pay extra just because I'm kiwied off. Though, if they did, it may become an ironic dream job...

    about a day ago from web
  4. @tiffany Rutherford Knickerbockers III

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. @awl Thank you. That improved an otherwise Monday-ass gorram Monday.

    about a day ago from web in context
  6. @markov I know that feel bro

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  7. @mrmattimation Oh man, you're gonna be so miffed if you move to Los Angeles...

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  8. Holy chrome, first season Simpsons is a trip to go back to.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  9. @awl Yes, but no

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  10. Most horrifying thing I've learned today: there is a disease called "noma" which is very NSFW and soul crushing bacterial face gangrene that affects mostly impoverished children. Funniest thing I've learned today: there is a Michelin rated restaurant named Noma.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  11. One day on RDN and my work blocks the site. Weeks on AV Club, so far so good. This can only mean pony racism!

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  12. @awl From a modern art exhibit. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857770

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  13. Let's just pretend I was aiming for antihumor

    about 5 days ago from web
  14. @thelastgherkin I can't believe the filter didn't catch that one

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  15. @awl I'll have you know, the so-called SJW's prefer to be called I actually couldn't think of a punchline funny enough to serve the admittedly obvious setup, which is extremely sad if you ask me!

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  16. They said I needed to "notwork" to advance my career but I'm beginning to suspect that may have been a typo...

    about 5 days ago from web
  17. @awl Remember me to dredge up an old MySpace pic of me with an interrobang of sorts...

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  18. Write a stylised interrobang and post the result.

    about 5 days ago from web in context Repeat of awl
  19. very easy to see the comparison

    about 5 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of vriska
  20. Bar-bar-bar, Barbarianne~

    about 5 days ago from web
  21. @tiffany They would've loved(?) the Beach Boys.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  22. @tiffany Not in this reality... if "reality" this even is!

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  23. @mrmattimation 17 Putties, def... definitely 17 Putties.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  24. WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #

    about 5 days ago from ban me pls
  25. @tiffany Did you bring your wallet?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  26. @tiffany I am so down with this idea.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  27. Ygrapejdomsodw Glkdoldk Dbrpsodo g; KJD ,SO;H!

    about 5 days ago from web
  28. @mrmattimation Damn, I even searched to see if I was late to the party... I didn't bother checking context after that.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  29. Also my work computrons allow me to access this place and I am so ripe for getting in trouble but, as aforementioned, I don't fully give a hoot. I should probably at least pretend to until I can afford a van and some solar panels, though.

    about 5 days ago from web
  30. That said, between my cousin's suicide and my mom's cancer, I'm superlatively ready to cast off the shackles of modern materialism and . . . that's about where my plan falls apart. Step 1) Get the hell out of Dodge. Step 2) ??? Step 3) Happiness! All the same, life is short, even if you DO know how to live it. Bite me, Seneca the Younger.

    about 5 days ago from web

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