Scribus (scribus)

  1. @adiwan Hooray, I wasn't in any of the stock footage they used!

    about 23 minutes ago from web in context
  2. Ha ha ha of course the library closes in five minutes as soon as I arrive. What's with closing early on weekends? Open late and let me watch cartoons, if you want a half-day. Who's waking up early on Saturday?

    about 4 hours ago from web
  3. Arms raised in a V. And the dead lay in pools of maroon below.

    about 6 hours ago from web
  4. So, we had a nine-year-old shoot up their school with a BB gun now. That will forever be a thing that happened.

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. That pirate worked better in a different typeface

    about a day ago from web
  6. @adiwan Well in that case, R) I see....

    about a day ago from web in context
  7. @adiwan So you're on Disney+ I see.

    about a day ago from web in context
  8. @mrmattimation They keep pushing the rise of the digital actor, and we already re-use the hell out of physical locations, why the squanch not?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  9. @drinkingpony Because he's the Boss! And my song title alone wouldn't fly past the fruit filter, lol.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  10. Wonder how long until my old high school gets shot up, and if Bruce Springsteen has written a song about that yet

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation The better to hide the fact that modern American Christianity is a death cult?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  12. @mrmattimation Make sure they got it right before that whole SAG kerfuffle!

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  13. Wish me luck, I have auditioned for this! https://twitter.com/StudiOmegaAudio/status/1190266558708428800?s=19

    about 3 days ago from web
  14. @mrmattimation Nice

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  15. Well that sure was the power going out

    about 4 days ago from web
  16. Well, the post office lost my package. And they made sure to remind me it wasn't insured. Because I should have to pay extra for you to be basically accountable for your core job? Contacted the merchant for replacement.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  17. @liquidusmira I always assumed Mewtwo ate the government, or psychic beamed them all to death on a helicopter like Shin Godzilla anyway

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  18. @drinkingpony I had meant less "odd things" and more "things which are relevant, but to an unexpected degree." Which probably has a 90% overlap, anyway.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  19. As opposed to feeling odd topically.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  20. @drinkingpony Yeah, I knew it wouldn't make the best example, but for some reason it felt oddly topical...

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  21. Like, seriously. I tried going back to Silverhawks. Why was there gravity in space!? WHY DID THEY FALL TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!?!?

    about 6 days ago from web
  22. @drinkingpony I find most people who complain about "what they've done to my beloved (X)" are upset that (X) is anything more than a 22-minute syndicated toy advert now. "My Little Pony, but with a PLOT and ACTION and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!? Clutch my pearls for me, I'm so weak..."

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  23. And with that, I am officially halfway to where I ought to be for #!

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  24. @drinkingpony Nah, I think that falls under memers selling out, this is the meme himself.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  25. @thelastgherkin I always knew we could make it

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  26. That feel when memes sell out? https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/08/experience-hide-the-pain-harold-face-became-meme-turned-it-into-career (I say "Hang it, man! Get that money!")

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  27. @scribus I regret my earlier ire.

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  28. OK so maybe they can't find it at the office because today it's finally on a truck for delivery?

    about 7 days ago from web
  29. Feeling more and more like an asshole for going to the post office and making them look but damn it this should have been at my home by Wednesday!

    about 7 days ago from web
  30. God damn the USPS and their violent, uncompromising idiocy.

    about 7 days ago from web in context