@scribus
IE, CA
The tragic aftermath of an accident between Greg Universe and Squanchy at the LHC. Narrator for the Sage And Savant steampunk adventure podcast. Largely dead inside, but getting better.
More details...Scribus Mustella (scribus)
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So, if I understood the last part before the train arrived (And I sprinted for the quiet car), all holy books are true because all writing came from the symbols in the stars, which is God's true name, and none of any of the holy books have ever been changed because the stars are infinite and therefore it's all one and the same, and this is SCIENCE because. . . . I do not, in fact, understand this at all.
about 6 hours ago from web -
There is literally no keeping up with these quacks.
about 6 hours ago from web -
"Nike (or Pepsi) logo is the Mark of the beast." --Another Jegus freak, converted literally last night
about 6 hours ago from web -
"You know the Bible is very scientific." --Someone at the train station who groks neither religion nor science.
about 6 hours ago from web -
I feel bad, but every time Texas floods I just want to listen to some Stevie Ray Vaughan.
about 6 hours ago from web -
>be me
>derping off at work on a Friday before a week long vacation
>receive a task that requires 24 hour processing
>drop everything, kill it like a boss
>can't complete task for credit because it's assigned to someone else
>ask them to fix it
>ask them again
>get a response
>le "not my circus"
>contact the correct person
>"oh sorry I messed up"
>I know you did
>I'm the one who told you
>believe me, cowrecker, I know you screwed up alreadyabout 7 hours ago from web -
I think I read that NASA astronauts have a max allowed height of 6', will the #SpaceForce have these same restrictions or can gangly freakboys like me join, too?
about 10 hours ago from web -
I still kinda feel like Spoon Theory is, just, the dumbest possible thing. Different people have different energy levels throughout the day? Who cussing knew?!
about 17 hours ago from web -
Had a friggin spider crawl down the straw of my drink and then I took a drink and I just can't wait to wake up with my superpowers tomorrow.
about a day ago from web -
@adiwan But for real, glad nothing bad came of it!
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@adiwan If you would just drive in MPH I'm sure everything will work out.
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Partying with Harambe now... https://www.npr.org/2018/06/21/622160278/koko-the-gorilla-dies-redrew-the-lines-of-animal-human-communication
about a day ago from web -
@tiff Simon & Hall?
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Love when I just can't think of the word I'm looking for. "Photon shotgun?" No, man, it's a floodlight! #derp
about a day ago from web -
Saints preserve us, somebody made that Olive Garden script into a video.
about 2 days ago from web -
Hi. It's me, the Flatwoods Monster. I bet you fell for my pretending-to-be-human trick. I know, I know, but it gets 'em every time.
So, you found it. The official online presence of the Flatwoods Monster.
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Something is not quite right... https://youtu.be/RylYHeGl_Wk
about 2 days ago from web -
who here isn't mentally ill
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Picture, if you will, a kitchen timer which periodically announces "The food is buffering."
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Really, really like that feature wherein my apps still make sound while my Android phone is on mute. Nothing like disregarding the User!
about 3 days ago from web -
@mrmattimation Wow, that's about up there with fascist punks on the old WTF-ometer.
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@tiff This'll end well, if you like schadenfreude.
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Project: NES Repair is underway. Controllers and replacement pads coming in, bids out on consoles. #sidehustle
about 3 days ago from web -
I hate working with Windows too, guys.
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I know, I know....
about 4 days ago from web -
@tiff I always thought X gon' give it, not get it...
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Got a 15 minute massage at the mall last night, now I've got a bruise between my shoulder blades. #1wp
about 5 days ago from web -
@mrmattimation And no nine year old should be deprived of their father
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the mark of Cain was white skin
