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  1. @mrmattimation I pined for one, back when I owned guns. It's why I bought a Bersa Thunder .380, kind of a cheap clone.

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  2. @tiff I was hoping, man, I was hoping...

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  3. Hey guys, I have to go, I have a 6pm curfew...

    about 16 hours ago from web
  4. I wonder what news today will bring. I'm waiting for the stress to be the one last thing for Spraytan's heart.

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. Some folk's momma's didn't beat'em enough... smdh

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. "We'll clean it up..." NO. Do not mango it up in the first place.

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. @nerthos But ultimately, the question is, is it so goddamned hard to look where you're dropping kiwi? Or keep your customer's mess in their yard? Basic respect. Show one move's worth of forethought for those around you.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  8. @nerthos Yeah, I'd thought about it for shade, but it didn't turn up necessary. Now that they're done, I expect that's it. They basically butchered the trees. :-/

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation Guess it depends on whether or not the looting is a joke.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  10. bleh

    about 3 days ago from web
  11. Oh panic seisurees time to go inside

    about 3 days ago from web
  12. Just, please, everyone, think about what the batcave you are doing and look around you as a general rule kthx

    about 3 days ago from web
  13. And I feel like the asshole for sitting here and watching them, after first shouting, then yelling, then cursing, then fuming, then apologizing, but I swear to god I have tried to grow something for years with setback after bullbanana failure and right now these goddamned gourds are about the only thing I have going for me in my life and I swear if anything happens to them I will jump in the pool wearing ankle weights

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  14. I know it's low on the list of things going on right now, but damn it tree trimmers, keep the branches in the yard you're working in, and STOP BOMBARDING MY GARDEN jegus ass I just cannot have nice things

    about 3 days ago from web
  15. Damn dude Ishimori's abs were installed by Hephaestus himself

    about 4 days ago from web
  16. @mrmattimation But yeah, seriously, he is really baldfaced about the intended vote suppression, it's scary how many people either don't see or don't care.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  17. @mrmattimation Might prefer that, myself. Then I could see some sweet groundbreaking concerts!

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  18. @adiwan Hey, have you seen this alleged 6-foot Burger King crown? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-05-26-burger-king-germany-social-distancing-crowns-fast-food-24433428.html

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  19. Know who's actually doing voter fraud? Republicans!! https://time.com/5843088/west-virginia-mail-carrier-fraud-absentee-ballots/

    about 6 days ago from web
  20. @mrmattimation It's damn welcome, but I feel too little, too late.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  21. @mrmattimation I'm not certain how someone stupid enough to commit a false 911 call while she knew she was being recorded was still able to, you know, walk upright and draw breath. Some "master race" these lops represent...

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  22. Goddamnit, it should be goddamn illegal to have goddamn crap runaround customer "service," god D A M N I T ! !

    about 7 days ago from web
  23. @adiwan Well, the manufacturer gets to sell a new pair every time a single one gets lost

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  24. @mrmattimation As a person-of-late-June-birth, I find cancer jokes to be doubly offensive!!

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  25. @tiff Oh, just let me organize a rant on content warnings, and how an initially good and considerate idea has turned into a mollycoddle circlejerk, and if you're so terrified of spiders that I can't say "Spider-Man" that's YOUR problem, etc etc

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  26. @tiff Pretty sure if my tweets ever take off, it'll either be Because or Why I am getting cancelled.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  27. Grand. Not only do the neighbors throw Coronaparties, but they listen to ass-tier "country" to top it off.

    about 9 days ago from web
  28. Oh Lord, the gorram WH press secretary may have doxxed Papa Spraytan's bank info https://time.com/5841849/trump-banking-information-check-kayleigh-mcenany/

    about 9 days ago from web
  29. @adiwan Fearsome fours, fatal fives, stressful six. . .

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  30. @adiwan So instead of terrible twos, it's thrashing threes.

    about 9 days ago from web in context