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  1. "Cletus the Pink" is my new #, and the mascot is a wizard in pink robes

    about 11 minutes ago from web
  2. @mushi My favorite one is Smoky Quartz's elbowpit

    about 5 hours ago from web in context
  3. So I guess this week we're supposed to think of NoKo as a planet-obliterating threat? Wonder if they'll be laughingstocks by the weekend again...

    about 11 hours ago from web in context
  4. LIke saying only respectable, humane people can be president. That's discriminatory! It's un-American!!

    about 11 hours ago from web
  5. I mean, how is it NOT "progressive leadership" to have a notorious cyberbully as our commander in chief?

    about 11 hours ago from web
  6. What idiot at Microsoft decided that closing Excel should result in Num Lock being turned off, and if they aren't being stabbed in the balls every ten seconds, why the hell not

    about 12 hours ago from web
  7. @adiwan Or you could get a night job and goto SD and it'll basically almost just be the same hours with the sun instead of the moon.

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  8. @adiwan I did SD once and I'm not that fond of crowds, but I would like to see NY once, too. That's the original, isn't it?

    about 17 hours ago from web in context
  9. @mushi Well, I'm jelly, but that is pretty cool. Congrats.

    about 18 hours ago from web in context
  10. @mushi Student loans do have that effect

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. I think, upon second look, that the CGI Leia looks better than the CGI Tarkin as in "passing for flesh human," but less accurate as in "looking like the original actor."

    about a day ago from web
  12. Here's Jackie Chan Hanging Out With A Giant Condom

    about a day ago from web
  13. I can keep rhythm with no metronome. I'd better be able to. I play bass.

    about a day ago from web
  14. Ooh, they may have finally gotten the wheels rolling in my layoff, thanks Mike Penceldick!

    about a day ago from web
  15. Um, wow. That's a LOT.

    about a day ago from web
  16. What would it take to drag the moon to the Roche limit?

    about a day ago from web
  17. @ceruleanspark That would be friggin sweet dude

    about a day ago from web in context
  18. @mushi Took me a second but I lol'd

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  19. None of the squanchy ballholes on /x/ wanted to talk about Machine Elves. Maybe I shouldn't've called them squanchy ballholes.

    about 2 days ago from web
  20. Just need two writing sprints a day and I'll (shockingly) make my Camp NaNoWriMo goal. This probably won't be happening because I have other things to do most days, but maybe I'll cram this weekend.

    about 2 days ago from web
  21. @mushi And if you're not against us, then where the hell are you!?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  22. Not to mention it FrankerZs all over my creative drive

    about 2 days ago from web
  23. I kind of don't like Xanax. I mean, it brings me back from a panic attack, but for the rest of the day I just can't be bothered to care if I live or die. :-/

    about 2 days ago from web
  24. @ceruleanspark I think from two to five depending on the book.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  25. I think I'll start playing the lottery just so that I can hope and dream of one day stripping nude and moonwalking out of the office, never to return.

    about 2 days ago from web
  26. Hmm. Something at work had me ready to spit blood, but I can't remember what. It'll probably come back to me.

    about 2 days ago from web
  27. SZECHUAN SAUCE!! https://youtu.be/xd2a2HgUh6g

    about 3 days ago from web
  28. MACHINE ELVES!!!!

    about 3 days ago from web
  29. So I bought a new guitar. White Squier Jazzmaster. Feels like buttered silk in my hands. Only, not disgusting. Maybe I need a new metaphor...

    about 3 days ago from web
  30. AOL? Is my Flux Capacitor borked or what?

    about 3 days ago from web