Scribus (scribus)

  1. Jesus actually Potato Knishes, if I meant "Toby asshole Keith's beer for my stupid moron horses" then I would not habe Screwgoogled "Wayne Bradshaw lift up our glasses" now grapeing would I have?????????????????

    about 5 hours ago from web
  2. I'm a bad enough dude that seagulls don't poke me in the coconut

    about 6 hours ago from web in context
  3. "I can lead the nation with a microphone, with a microphone... but I have nothing to say, nor desire to lead"

    about 6 hours ago from web
  4. And then... it was time... for EVERYONE to drown in the sweet sorrow https://youtu.be/y69gQtAdHKc

    about 8 hours ago from web
  5. My grandfather probably taught me more than anyone else about sticking it to The Man. Dissatisfied with their representation, he was part of forming a new labor union. One of their first demands was equal pay and breaks for women - at the time, women weren't only paid less, but entitled to shorter breaks, per corporate. Naturally, the company's first offer was to slash the men's pay and benefits. They went on strike. And, you know what? The community supported striking workers. Grocers extended credit. People would respect the picket line. He fought, really sacrificed, for what so many of my generation (and even my parents') take for granted, and even discarded. His brother fought in the Army for WWII, despite not even being a US citizen, and went on to enlist in the Navy for Korea an 'Nam. Anyway, long story short, the last things I told my grandpa were - "I love you," and "We beat Trump." He acknowledged both, through the veil of near-death sleep. I guess that'll have to be enough.

    about 8 hours ago from web
  6. Don't run away; it's only ME!!

    about 8 hours ago from web
  7. Poll: who is more incoherent, under-assorted-influencae!Scribus or ... papaya I forgot the or, maybe Ozzy?

    about 8 hours ago from web
  8. "Dead Man's Party," but I only invite the previously-deceased to my own funeral wait what do I even mean here

    about 8 hours ago from web
  9. Ever wanted to huck a molotov at a Mickey-D's because some greasy-faced teen can't wear a mask?

    about 12 hours ago from web
  10. @mrmattimation "But what good is a guess or estimate, based on this moment in time, if it can't accurately guarantee a match to the hard realities of a totally different timespace configuation to follow??"

    about 20 hours ago from web in context
  11. Well, my grandpa died on Wednesday, and I jacked up my belated Thanksgiving cheesecakes, how'd y'all's weeks mistreat you? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIKbhe0jQn3/?igshid=1mmbxvyjeufim

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  12. I would love to know how I manage to make four knuckles pop eighteen times at once (actually wait maybe that would be horrifying)

    about 4 days ago from web
  13. @liquidusmira The whole butt, or just the butthole?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  14. @mrmattimation Golf scoring, lowest total wins

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  15. 2020 is a S U C K and the hits don't stop comin' and aww crap I can't ethically quote Smash Mouth thanks to Sturgis now can I

    about 6 days ago from web
  16. @mrmattimation The 0% Bezos paid says otherwise

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  17. Also I still don't know if Switch streaming will work or not, but the webcam does!

    about 7 days ago from web
  18. ...but they're filled now, already XD

    about 7 days ago from web
  19. Yay, I have four more USB ports on my computer!

    about 7 days ago from web
  20. @adiwan Yeah, I get the same feel. Might pick it up for my dad, who has expressed minor interest, but it would be too late for a Christmas present...

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  21. @scribus As I was saying. . . .

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  22. First damn time I have something to say about 3D printing and it's not even the topic, lol

    about 8 days ago from web
  23. Wait that said laser not 3D whatever

    about 8 days ago from web
  24. @adiwan Ooh here's a cheap one! https://www.cnx-software.com/2020/11/23/lite3dp-resin-3d-printer-fits-in-the-palm-of-your-hand/

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  25. @thismightbeauser Same, except it's constantly

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  26. @adiwan I'm gonna have to "watch" that >_>

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  27. @thismightbeauser I think they completed the first run of 50 states a while ago, and have gone into a couple cycles of state-themed stuff, like birds or trees or something, but we've been on a "coin shortage" all pandemic so I haven't seen quarters in weeks at least, lol

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  28. @adiwan End of an era ;_;

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  29. @adiwan I figured, but it would have been funny all the same :p

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  30. @adiwan Be great if you bought something like "Cruis'n Europe" or "Where in Europe is Carmen Sandiego" with them, heheh

    about 12 days ago from web in context