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  1. @adiwan "You liked a Japanese thing? Our algorithms can't handle variety!!"

    about 5 hours ago from web in context
  2. Scrooge instructing his nephews on collecting tips as bellhops in his new hotel, "a portion of which is passed along to management." Pretty sure this joke is violating labor law.

    about a day ago from web
  3. I just hope the next James Bond has the gonads to stand up to insert preferred real world villain

    about a day ago from web
  4. @mrmattimation But when the forced narrative of interference interferes itself, it becomes self-fulfilling interfering! So, cubed now?

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. I can't tell if the russians are interfering again, or still (it's somehow both, isn't it?)

    about a day ago from web in context
  6. I calculated the free lunch to be a $100/mo stealth raise.

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. @mrmattimation One of the best parts of working in a school cafeteria, aside from it being a pretty chill job with mostly decent coworkers.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  8. If there's flaming gay, is there flammable bi?

    about 2 days ago from web
  9. @tiff I always preferred label-free, anyway. Twenty years ago, I was "hetero" because "I may only be attracted to the opposite sex, but I'm not misogynistic or homophobic like those STRAIGHTS over there..."

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  10. @mrmattimation I think it'd make more sense to deliberately screw it up and call her Rodan

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation I'm kinda with you, here. Like, shouldn't a Bi at least not be into intersex or enby or something to justify two terms? I feel like Pans are saying "any and all" and Bis are "any and there are only two to choose from." But, I also kinda think that clearly can't be right? I dunno...

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  12. @mrmattimation But yeah, it does do a good job of not tasting like energy drink. I remember there being a Red Bull Cola like fifteen years back that tasted like alkaline butt.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  13. @mrmattimation Fuel baby

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  14. @mrmattimation 2024 Canada builds a wall

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  15. @mrmattimation Love it when things play out

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  16. Is there anyone named Bertha who *isn't* Big? Hell, is there even anyone named Bertha anymore?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  17. @mrmattimation Are you on HR's "good" side, at least? I have a suspicion things like this tend to come down to whether or not they already want to change the roster.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  18. @mrmattimation God damn, dude

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  19. @adiwan I wonder how the Sanic movie is doing?

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  20. What ever happened to Marge Simpson's ears?

    about 10 days ago from web
  21. Or alive, whatever, the input box covers the dash being replied to :p

    about 11 days ago from web
  22. @microsbm Everyone always is. Except the regular users. We're surprised that WE'RE still here! (D'oh hoho ho!)

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  23. And now, to feed my growing pachinko addiction

    about 11 days ago from web
  24. @adiwan That's a downer, I'm about that reliable public infrastructure yo

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  25. Tonight will be the first night since Wednesday that I will have slept in a bed

    about 14 days ago from web
  26. @adiwan Holy crap dude that is savage

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  27. @adiwan So anyway, today is a very blustery day, might as well be Windsday... XD fml

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  28. I am super tired of sleeping on the floor

    about 14 days ago from web
  29. Well, moving day is not going as pictured. Fml amirite? And, of course, it GORRAM R A I N S ! !

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  30. And now, back to our show!

    about 15 days ago from web