Scribus Mustella (scribus)

  1. So, if I understood the last part before the train arrived (And I sprinted for the quiet car), all holy books are true because all writing came from the symbols in the stars, which is God's true name, and none of any of the holy books have ever been changed because the stars are infinite and therefore it's all one and the same, and this is SCIENCE because. . . . I do not, in fact, understand this at all.

    about 6 hours ago from web
  2. There is literally no keeping up with these quacks.

    about 6 hours ago from web
  3. "Nike (or Pepsi) logo is the Mark of the beast." --Another Jegus freak, converted literally last night

    about 6 hours ago from web
  4. "You know the Bible is very scientific." --Someone at the train station who groks neither religion nor science.

    about 6 hours ago from web
  5. I feel bad, but every time Texas floods I just want to listen to some Stevie Ray Vaughan.

    about 6 hours ago from web
  6. >be me
    >derping off at work on a Friday before a week long vacation
    >receive a task that requires 24 hour processing
    >drop everything, kill it like a boss
    >can't complete task for credit because it's assigned to someone else
    >ask them to fix it
    >ask them again
    >get a response
    >le "not my circus"
    >contact the correct person
    >"oh sorry I messed up"
    >I know you did
    >I'm the one who told you
    >believe me, cowrecker, I know you screwed up already

    about 7 hours ago from web
  7. I think I read that NASA astronauts have a max allowed height of 6', will the # have these same restrictions or can gangly freakboys like me join, too?

    about 10 hours ago from web
  8. I still kinda feel like Spoon Theory is, just, the dumbest possible thing. Different people have different energy levels throughout the day? Who cussing knew?!

    about 17 hours ago from web
  9. Had a friggin spider crawl down the straw of my drink and then I took a drink and I just can't wait to wake up with my superpowers tomorrow.

    about a day ago from web
  10. @adiwan But for real, glad nothing bad came of it!

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. @adiwan If you would just drive in MPH I'm sure everything will work out.

    about a day ago from web in context
  12. Partying with Harambe now... https://www.npr.org/2018/06/21/622160278/koko-the-gorilla-dies-redrew-the-lines-of-animal-human-communication

    about a day ago from web
  13. @tiff Simon & Hall?

    about a day ago from web in context
  14. Love when I just can't think of the word I'm looking for. "Photon shotgun?" No, man, it's a floodlight! #

    about a day ago from web
  15. @tiff #

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  16. Saints preserve us, somebody made that Olive Garden script into a video.

    about 2 days ago from web
  17. Hi. It's me, the Flatwoods Monster. I bet you fell for my pretending-to-be-human trick. I know, I know, but it gets 'em every time.

    So, you found it. The official online presence of the Flatwoods Monster.

    about 2 days ago from hackers.town Repeat of fidgety
  18. Something is not quite right... https://youtu.be/RylYHeGl_Wk

    about 2 days ago from web
  19. who here isn't mentally ill

    about 3 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of moonman
  20. Picture, if you will, a kitchen timer which periodically announces "The food is buffering."

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  21. Really, really like that feature wherein my apps still make sound while my Android phone is on mute. Nothing like disregarding the User!

    about 3 days ago from web
  22. @mrmattimation Wow, that's about up there with fascist punks on the old WTF-ometer.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  23. @tiff This'll end well, if you like schadenfreude.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  24. Project: NES Repair is underway. Controllers and replacement pads coming in, bids out on consoles. #

    about 3 days ago from web
  25. I hate working with Windows too, guys.

    about 4 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of moonman
  26. I know, I know....

    about 4 days ago from web
  27. @tiff I always thought X gon' give it, not get it...

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  28. Got a 15 minute massage at the mall last night, now I've got a bruise between my shoulder blades. #

    about 5 days ago from web
  29. @mrmattimation And no nine year old should be deprived of their father

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  30. the mark of Cain was white skin

    about 6 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of moonman