Scribus (scribus)

  1. I really kiwied up my life

    about 12 hours ago from web
  2. Now I'm Prune Tracy, take THAT Di--

    about 20 hours ago from web
  3. @oracle Hamsters?

    about 22 hours ago from web in context
  4. @oracle Have you at least secured college for your offspring?

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. Jegus even the soundtrack on this movie is a terrible actor

    about a day ago from web
  6. And because life is one long, hard kick in the urethra sometimes, that new uncanny valley Dumbo movie hits one year to the week on the anniversary of my mom's passing. Ugly crying in the theater before Ralph even laid eyes on the Internet. I had and continue to have no interest in seeing the new Dumbo, but it's nice that it could find a way to affect me all the same.

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. Everybody's doing their "your 2018" recap or whatever on Facebook and I kind of don't dare, don't care to check mine....

    about 2 days ago from web
  8. @adiwan I guess.... What if we make sausage, instead?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation OK, I can appteciate that. Like losing all of your powerups at the beginning of a sequel!

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  10. @adiwan Why don't we just murder the rich and live in their hollowed out corpses?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation Really? Maybe I haven't fully divorced it from the fandumb....

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  12. All I want is for my coworkers to pull a Shyamalan reenactment, maybe something from The Happening?

    about 3 days ago from web
  13. @xj9 @hector No but like, if you're quoting Huckleberry Finn then you can refer to the character Gamer Jim. But you shouldn't say what is up my gamers

    about 4 days ago from shitposter.club Repeat of moonman
  14. I gorram knew doing my job correctly would be a mistake, and here I am hip-deep in the fallout of not being a foul-up. Meanwhile, over in Idiocracy (AKA the rest of the office)... NO CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYTHING OR ANYONE!!

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  15. I think this is going to be the first ever December that I didn't go to a Toys R Us.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  16. @mrmattimation Jesus Christ dude

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  17. @adiwan 3D print?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  18. @scribus Not to say I'm anti-cold, or anti-energy-conservation; I just shouldn't need to wear my boots and a coat indoors when I can wear shorts and sandals outdoors.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  19. @mrmattimation As a fan of 80s slashers, terrible doesn't mean not fun.

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  20. @adiwan Damn dude, that sucks.... Is it at least still functional, or are you back to a mattress on the floor?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  21. @adiwan Ikea?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  22. My roommate has a wonderful new game wherein he passive-aggressively changes the thermostat behind everybody's back because he's too batcaveing lazy to get a job and doesn't want to have to pay the utilities

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  23. I mean, I guess I'm glad I stuck to my "never join a club that would have me as a member" policy back when I was 27....

    about 6 days ago from web
  24. Eventually FB is gonna stop letting me report ads as offensive. Guess that'll be when I take off for good? (Probably not though)

    about 7 days ago from web
  25. @adiwan I'm hoping, because the 6 lost games are alphabetically close(ish), that they're just in a box from the last time I moved, but I don't know where the box would be. Never heard of Road Fighter.

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  26. Though, I do have Creepy Brawlers (2017) coming in the mail...

    about 7 days ago from web
  27. @adiwan How do you think I felt while cataloging them? ;_; Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, man!

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  28. Man, I seem to have mislaid half a dozen NES cartridges.... !vgp

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  29. @ksobier How sweet, fresh meat~ Aloha!

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  30. @nerthos I am not saving my virtue for the wedding night.

    about 8 days ago from web in context