Scribus (scribus)

  1. Gorramit I think I'm going to have to get a hold of the lost media Internet to find this old Metallica/Henry Rollins mashup because Google is vibrantly useless:c

    about 48 minutes ago from web
  2. @adiwan I spent half an hour yesterday chasing a duck around the yard, also on account of poop. I warned it for months that the pool wasn't going to keep me out forever, and yesterday was the point where I finally said "Oh ho, it's Speedo time," stripped down to my underwear, and cannonballed on about a meter away from it.

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  3. @adiwan I presume you told it to go, quickly?

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  4. @zeldatra Saw video where you can hear the tank treads squeaking over the complete lack of a crowd

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  5. OK I know why my left Achilles has been angry for three days, but I can only guess that my back has decided to hate me out of pure solidarity or something today

    about 10 days ago from web
  6. @adiwan I really hate how even your failing system sounds enviable here :c

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  7. Not that I'm any kind of Android loyalist

    about 12 days ago from web
  8. @adiwan There ain't nothing holy about Apple!! lol

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  9. Special screening of "Dogma" last night, Catholic funeral today, and Ghost stuck in my head all the way https://youtu.be/mGR2M2mBJXU?si=7aiIwx16uz-GUfgM

    about 14 days ago from web
  10. I had a dream I was piloting the left arm of a Voltron type mech and it was SO BORING, I never got to do anything! Right Arm got the sword, Head's in command, the legs get to at least walk, and all I'm doing is swinging back and forth looking into people's windows on the 12th floor wishing we had a shield or something to keep me involved

    about 15 days ago from web
  11. https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/garbage-and-glory/news/garbage-and-glory-rpg Who wants to roleplay a party of trash pandas?!

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  12. @zeldatra That's defective by design

    about 24 days ago from web in context
  13. @adiwan Tony Stark did it with a box of SCRAPS, in a CCAAVVEE!!!

    about a month ago from web in context
  14. FBI reports that the man who bombed the fertility clinic in Palm Springs had access to bomb-making material, wonder how they figured it out

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. I equip my TI-83+

    about a month ago from web in context
  16. @adiwan Literally just gamify the classroom

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. @adiwan I had actually just been mentally workshopping something like that, where your character sheet is a report card and instead of numbers it was letter graded, "Oh I've got this puzzle, with my A+ in Ancient Sumerian Math!"

    about a month ago from web in context
  18. And now I am debating breakfast....

    about a month ago from web
  19. Well that darn duck decided to lay eggs on top of my greenhouse tent (which I've always had a moisture control problem with anyway, just one more reason to dismantle it)

    about a month ago from web
  20. @zeldatra Bankrupt four casinos, that'll show'em!

    about a month ago from web in context
  21. Bought 275 rounds of 9mm irl and was so suddenly happy that ammo has no weight in Fallout

    about a month ago from web in context
  22. Fittingly enough I just got back from "Sinners" and holy chrome amazing movie, great soundtrack, highly recommend.

    about a month ago from web
  23. @zeldatra hey-oh!

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. This must be witnessed https://youtu.be/Wv7WVaoJJ0Y?si=wsHiq-0cWkz2SBSs

    about a month ago from web
  25. @adiwan Speaking of pieces of paper, I'm gonna just nail this one to the door, here....

    about a month ago from web in context
  26. @zeldatra Categorically untrue; I basically never used my Skype account!!

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. @adiwan Now remember, it's all about ~fOrGiVeNeSs~ when you hurt someone else, and ~RETRIBUTION~ if someone hurts you ;-)

    about a month ago from web in context
  28. @zeldatra White square or black?

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. On the silver lining of things, I guess, at least none of my coworkers are Alec Baldwin, eh?! Because he's so stupid he murdered a woman!?

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. @scribus I mean he can't work a one-function push button

    about 2 months ago from web in context