Scribus Mustella (scribus)

  1. I bet if I bought a Lotto ticket, I'd get an infected papercut from it.

    about 18 hours ago from web
  2. So my truck broke down. Got home and it was hissing and pouring steam out from under the hood. Took the garden hose, cooled it down, popped it open. It was night, so I took out my phone to use the flashlight and have a look at what's wrong. Dropped the phone, shattered the screen. "Screw it." I'm home, I have a bike, I take the train to work, whatever. So I took my bike to Target to buy a new phone today, and someone steals the bike seat while I'm in the store.

    about 18 hours ago from web in context
  3. @mrmattimation How 'bout a monster scarecrow smoking a bong? I'm writing a script!!! :D

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  4. @awl I do live right by Big Bear, which is a stop on the trail...

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  5. How many times will I ask myself "Why" / How many times will I cry? / How many times will I drink a Whitesican? / How many times will I black the eff out!?

    about 15 days ago from web
  6. What do you know, another Monday and I'm still single and hate my job, find no lasting pleasure in pretty much anything, can't get along with people, and basically should probably be dead. Let me go whine to people who long ago got sick of my apple, because it's the only thing I have left that isn't suicide in some form or another!

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  7. The beauty of Dudeism is its simplicity. Once a religion gets too complex, everything can go wrong.

    about a month ago from web
  8. Frozen peanut butter slices

    about a month ago from web
  9. @mrmattimation I... am going to have to figure that out, and get back to you.

    about a month ago from web in context
  10. @thelastgherkin I absolutely would do so!

    about a month ago from web in context
  11. @tiff In fairness, I stole the gag from Wikipedia.

    about a month ago from web in context
  12. ...third time's a charm? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862767

    about a month ago from web in context
  13. Went whale watching today! [cetacean needed]

    about a month ago from web in context
  14. I've decided that you shouldn't be rebranded to Cartoon Federation, speak now or ever again

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of tiffany2
  15. Nothing quite makes me go for blood like people who use memes in political conversations

    about a month ago from web
  16. So one of my cousins was in the Las Vegas shooting. She and her friends got out OK, but still. Jegus.

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. I heard David Bowie called it quits on his "Celebrity who died in 2016" persona and returned from the grave.

    about 2 months ago from web
  18. @awl Which is why, I think, Andrew WK started the Party Party.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  19. I feel like it's some sort of thing

    about 2 months ago from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of tiffany2
  20. @mrmattimation But my parents said I came from an egg!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  21. RIP HDS...

    about 2 months ago from web
  22. @mrmattimation Kicks to the urethra.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  23. MAGICAL CARPETS SCREAMIN' DOWN THE FREEWAY!!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  24. GREAT MILKENKO, A HA HAHAHA!

    about 2 months ago from web
  25. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadid randypassoutonthekeyboard osnap

    about 2 months ago from web
  26. Yo FrankerZes, scope it!

    about 2 months ago from web
  27. Actually, I've been having good weeks.

    about 2 months ago from web
  28. grape me right in the goat-ass...

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. At least I kept the fun pills, the ones that the doctor himself said make it feel like I had three drinks. Little did he know, three drinks isn't even a warmup for me.... But, hey! God forbid I have a joint while everyone else enjoys their smoke break, right? Just get durnk on pillz, that's the Amerimango way!

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. How long have I been off my Prozac, anyway?

    about 2 months ago from web