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  1. @mrmattimation In my state the Lotto money helps to fund schools. It's earmarked for crap like football jerseys and Pepsi machines and literally everything but books or computers or salaries, but it's there!

    about a day ago from web in context
  2. Man, as far as "Watchtower" goes, Hendrix basically ate Dylan alive.

    about 2 days ago from web
  3. Two. Two near death encounters - By linchtime, mind you - Two near death encounters in one day, both with some ass-wit trying to make a right on red without checking that the (active) crosswalk was clear. For those of you who have forgotten, I am 6'4" and prone to Hawaiian shirts. They didn't "not see me," they didn't even look. Completely unrelated I swear but does anybody know a way to shatter a windshield on less than heartbeat's notice? Asking for a friend.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  4. Is there a "Chicken Soup for the bananaposter's Soul"?

    about 3 days ago from web
  5. Also I tidied up popular for us.

    about 3 days ago from web
  6. Well I wasn't done composing that dash but I guess brevity and all that

    about 3 days ago from web
  7. @mrmattimation Get a bus to practice in. Ain't much bigger on the road

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  8. @firestormdangerdash SZECHUAN SSAAAUUUUSSSSSEEEEEEE

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  9. @dokidoki Are you sure Yuggle isn't the name of a specific owl, like Hedwig?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  10. I'm trying to buy Jethro Tull's "Aqualung Live" and download it on my phone. Is there any service left that doesn't make simple music commerce a complete untenable pain in the neck? Amazon forces you do download an app and work on some damn cloud service, I just want to buy and have damn it! Mp3va requires Facebook integration, that's never happening here... I'm literally trying to give them money and they're doing everything humanly possible to drive me to BitTorrent. Wonder why the industry is tanking...?

    about 4 days ago from web
  11. @rye Maybe not but I sure sin freely.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  12. none of you are free of sin

    about 5 days ago from nulled.red in context Repeat of rye
  13. Tell people "If they could bottle your mind, we'd have a start on a vaccine against stupidity," and then see if they understand how vaccines are developed.

    about 5 days ago from web
  14. @augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
    >both lay pipe for a living
    Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?

    about 5 days ago from gs.smuglo.li in context Repeat of dokidoki
  15. Could you imagine all of this sex assault talk if Pony was still here?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  16. OK feel free to ignore the following: Before I get famous (ha ha amiright), I just want to say I've made sexual mistakes in my past. Our culture has long been too silent on the topic, leaving people to learn by trial and error, almost guaranteeing that somebody suffers. I'm not, however, using that as an out, but to suggest a solution - educate. I'm sorry to those I've hurt, to those I've harmed, and believe me when I say I've learned, and I hope I've learned the right things. And that's what I have to say on all these celebrity cases, too: have they learned, and have they learned well? The culture of 35 years ago, when Kevin Spacey was committing his misdeeds, can't fairly be compared to today, but it doesn't excuse him - has he learned better since then? (clearly not, considering his "Don't hate me, I'm gay" tweet). TL;DR, you should all actually hate me, and maybe I'll go die now that my secret is out. tw sex and junk

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  17. @mrmattimation Right? All up on my Facebook. Like, even admitting that fatshaming is ungood, I can control where I aim my bile (with about a 10% tolerance). Calm all of your other fat asses, his is the one I hate.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  18. @tiff It does sound comparably crappy to 8:00-5:30.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  19. @mrmattimation So are they trying to drum up business for Vimeo, then...?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  20. @mrmattimation Wait, the hell they do now?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  21. @tomas Hey, that's the version I saw! In that I still haven't seen it. And have no real overt desire to.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  22. The Last Jedi but with all the people edited out

    about 5 days ago from social.umeahackerspace.se at 62°0'0"N 15°0'0"E in context Repeat of tomas
  23. Especially with only two cans of tuna.

    about 6 days ago from web
  24. I maybe could have not bought three boxes of Tuna Helper after all

    about 6 days ago from web
  25. @moonman So, is it open season on indiscriminately hating on the guy, or does he get a second chance for some reason?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  26. Jegus GDMFSOB Crust

    about 6 days ago from web
  27. @tiff Like the time i nearly succeeded in giving myself a Mohawk?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  28. Almost shaved my damn head this weekend, but I didn't because I'm scared. Guess I'll just have to listen to enough Jimmy Buffet to justify the parrothead look...

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  29. It is my dudely duty to report that Andrew WK has a new single out. https://youtu.be/JdW3UJ7lQvU Party on, you maniacs.

    about 6 days ago from web
  30. @moonman Ode to my Boot, upone beinge lodgèd in the rectum of a smarmy reporter.

    about 12 days ago from web in context