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Angry Liberal

EXPOSED: New CIA Papers Reveal Kennedy’s Head “Just Did That”

adiwan

Code lines that are not avoidable: butt.isEnabled = true; (Enabling a button)

Anna Wright

GenZ: Okay boomer.
Offended Boomers: Listen here you little cherry, we have the power to start wars and reinstate the draft.
GenZ: Good, I want to die.

Cerulean Spark

I do actually miss you guys pretty often. I just very rarely find I have anything to say anymore?

Angry Liberal

breaking news: Nancy Pelosi spotted doing donuts in the capitol parking lot after most other representatives left on Wednesday night. Pelosi’s office has yet to comment

adiwan

I'm so happy that the new owners of my local cinema have the Star Wars film in English AND its showing is in the afternoon. Finally I can watch a film without falling half asleep. Also I can use public transportation.

Angry Liberal

I better see an impeached mothercherryer when I wake up tomorrow

Tiff

EAT THE RICH OR DIE STARVING

adiwan

I issued a refund and Valve sent me a RMA return label. DO THEY REALLY WANT THAT EMPTY COLA BOTTLE?!?!?!?!?

Tiff

death to america

Angry Liberal

donald trump is such a positive force for the GOP that he just narrowly lost them the liberal bastians of... kentucky, louisiana, and virginia

Gherkin

Even the spammers don't want us any more. Congratulations everypony

adiwan

The great thing about having vacation is that you can binge a new season when it is getting dropped. I watched all of She-Ra Season 4 today. Would I binge it if I had a normal work day: yes.

Angry Liberal

I wish we’d just take party labels off of politicians and just let their policy do the talking. In 2018 very progressive ballot initiatives were voted in by the people on the same day that the same state elected Trump Republicans.

Angry Liberal

Lionel Hutz would be a better defense attorney than Rudy Giuliani.

awlxaĺan

Cyclotouring is definitely the life for me. Got back from a 6-day tour in Iowa and Wisconsin and am already planning the next one. Nebraska and the Dakotas would be fantastic.

Firestorm

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Gherkin

Wish our grand overlord Cerulean Spark a happy birthday or face my wrath

cabal

ice ice baby

Alcoholic Beast

I had an awesome dream. It involves riding on a godzilla's back and knocking UFO's back into orbit, untill I found a minigun on his back, and it became easy mode.

Then I woke up because someone was drilling a hole.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTZZZzssss

Alcoholic Beast

"I think I solved the problem of people not watching enough cartoons and watching too much anime" someone over at Netflix said.

"We'll just call EVERYTHING anime that is even remotely animated"

Then Netflix got an angry phone call by someone from Cartoon Network.

"Stop stealing our idea's !" and the phone was violently hung up...

Angry Liberal

A song about casual sex called “I’ve Got a Friend in Me”

Angry Liberal

The media should not be reporting on Trump’s very obvious distractions. Full stop.

Angry Liberal

This is just proof that RDN has an anti-evil person bis

Gherkin

Happy fifth annual Ban All Paedophiles Day! Get the kiwi out