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  1. @ntk The internet is a dumpster fire.

    about a day ago from
  2. drink up... or else

    about 2 days ago from
  3. what if the rise of mental illness is the result of an economic system that actively seeks to reduce the availability of things which keep our minds in a healthy stasis, like community, fulfillment, purpose, so those things can be sold back to us like a carrot on a stick

    about 4 days ago from
  4. Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  5. someone post MIDI sax music

    about 2 days ago from
  6. Am I Sad or Have I Just Not Eaten in About 24 Hours

    about 2 days ago from
  7. spotify you are a disappointment

    about 4 days ago from
  8. You know, how most websites are tall and narrow for tablet computers and smartphones today reminds me of how websites were always in a small box in the '90s and early 2000s because some folks had low-resolution monitors on their computers.

    Technology sure has progressed!

    about 4 days ago from in context
  9. @daggsy Shiganshina District, where every belt you buy you have to cut new holes into. Attack on Tighten

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  10. @scribus this combination of post, profile picture and absolute hubris makes for the least sexually attractive message on the entire network

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  11. what's next, 9-bit computers

    about 5 days ago from
  12. Me: Why is everyone in the future stoned?
    Futureman: We outlawed sobriety.

    about 5 days ago from in context
  13. finally my cursed genetics have a safe space

    about 6 days ago from
  14. This is awkward because the confederate states of america did in fact have people as property

    about 7 days ago from in context
  15. @zennx unzips dick

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  16. I'm listening to a podcast and I hilariously misheard "I remember" with "Iron man bear".

    about 7 days ago from web
  17. What's the waifu password

    about 7 days ago from in context
  18. - There are *nazis* on Mastodon.

    about 8 days ago from
  19. It's not gay when you're at sea, or on a raft in a pool

    about 8 days ago from
  20. Faced with general discontent with the situation he found himself in, he considered making a vague attention-seeking post on the social medias. Noticing that he was on GS and therefore not bound to the standard actions that 'normie' people take, he instead typed a rambling third person monologue that was not even remotely interesting, but was tedious and long.
    He decided that anyone who bothered to read all the way through deserved some kind of acknowledgement for their efforts, but didn't know what to offer and instead decided to just call the readers a bunch of time-wasting dicks who are actively seeking out this kind of Fluffle Puff in order to lower the overall quality of their lives.

    That's where YOU come in.

    about 3 months ago from
  21. I hope you end the planet

    about 9 days ago from
  22. Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin

    about 10 days ago from web
  23. I'm okay with heteros as long as it means literally nothing of substance

    about 9 days ago from
  24. Metal Gear 45: Non-Newtonian Snake

    about 10 days ago from web
  25. Ronald Reagan Created ISIS

    about 10 days ago from
  26. >grind chicken into paste
    >form paste into dinosaur form
    >apply breading
    america is truly amazing

    about 10 days ago from in context
  27. If you're a fan of good science fiction and you haven't read Yoon Ha Lee's "Ninefox Gambit" (and its sequel, Raven Stratagem) yet, you're doing yourself a disservice.

    about 10 days ago from web
  28. @awl I have spent a large amount of time drawing up a comprehensive flow chart you can use to work it out.

    about 15 days ago from in context
  29. Laser-guided agriculture, or: tractor beam

    about 13 days ago from
  30. @takebatcaveakenji Then I am sorry for repeatedly drumming the beat to Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" on them

    about 12 days ago from web in context