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drink up... or else
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what if the rise of mental illness is the result of an economic system that actively seeks to reduce the availability of things which keep our minds in a healthy stasis, like community, fulfillment, purpose, so those things can be sold back to us like a carrot on a stick
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Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)
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someone post MIDI sax music
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Am I Sad or Have I Just Not Eaten in About 24 Hours
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spotify you are a disappointment
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You know, how most websites are tall and narrow for tablet computers and smartphones today reminds me of how websites were always in a small box in the '90s and early 2000s because some folks had low-resolution monitors on their computers.
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@daggsy Shiganshina District, where every belt you buy you have to cut new holes into. Attack on Tighten
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@scribus this combination of post, profile picture and absolute hubris makes for the least sexually attractive message on the entire network
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what's next, 9-bit computers
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Me: Why is everyone in the future stoned?
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finally my cursed genetics have a safe space
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This is awkward because the confederate states of america did in fact have people as property https://mangoposter.club/attachment/784937
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@zennx unzips dick
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I'm listening to a podcast and I hilariously misheard "I remember" with "Iron man bear".
about 7 days ago from web -
What's the waifu password
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- There are *nazis* on Mastodon.
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It's not gay when you're at sea, or on a raft in a pool
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Faced with general discontent with the situation he found himself in, he considered making a vague attention-seeking post on the social medias. Noticing that he was on GS and therefore not bound to the standard actions that 'normie' people take, he instead typed a rambling third person monologue that was not even remotely interesting, but was tedious and long.
He decided that anyone who bothered to read all the way through deserved some kind of acknowledgement for their efforts, but didn't know what to offer and instead decided to just call the readers a bunch of time-wasting dicks who are actively seeking out this kind of Fluffle Puff in order to lower the overall quality of their lives.
That's where YOU come in. -
I hope you end the planet
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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin
about 10 days ago from web -
I'm okay with heteros as long as it means literally nothing of substance
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Metal Gear 45: Non-Newtonian Snake
about 10 days ago from web -
Ronald Reagan Created ISIS
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>grind chicken into paste
>form paste into dinosaur form
>apply breading
>heat
>sell
america is truly amazing -
If you're a fan of good science fiction and you haven't read Yoon Ha Lee's "Ninefox Gambit" (and its sequel, Raven Stratagem) yet, you're doing yourself a disservice.
about 10 days ago from web -
@awl I have spent a large amount of time drawing up a comprehensive flow chart you can use to work it https://gs.kawa-kun.com/attachment/296564 out.
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Laser-guided agriculture, or: tractor beam
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@takebatcaveakenji Then I am sorry for repeatedly drumming the beat to Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" on them
