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    about 2 days ago from web
  2. So one of my friends recently got a parrot right?

    Turns out that the quickest word they learn to 'speak' is the one that the owner uses the most, right?

    Long story short, this parrot now finishes the sentances of people with the word "right", crazy, right?

    about 3 days ago from web
  3. just get baked and look at memes

    about 4 days ago from web
  4. hot take: Americans need to chill the FrankerZ out for like five seconds. Shut up, sit down, and spend, like, a day watching The Simpsons on Hulu. The Resistance and/or Silent Majority will be there tomorrow, I promise.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  5. I think it's really, really funny that the bottom line of the Mueller Report is "The President tried really, really hard to obstruct justice, but nobody at the White House listens to him so none of his orders were ever carried out".

    about 7 days ago from web in context
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    about 13 days ago from web
  7. Also RDN has now outlived Google Plus

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  8. Everypony remember, horseshoes do not have laces.

    This was your PSA for today.

    about a month ago from web
  9. 2019 showreel, featuring clips from pojects I've worked on in the last three years

    about a month ago from web in context
  10. I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?

    about a month ago from web in context
  11. you can call me a “libtard”, but public restrooms need two-ply toilet paper

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  12. They fixed the Genie !

    about 2 months ago from web
  13. Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  14. @drinkingpony "Das ist das Übelste, das ich mir vorstellen kann." A language doesn't make anyone good or evil. Except Java the programming language. Java is pure evil.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  15. Mensa has introduced a new form of iq testing

    They sit you infront of a computer with vim open and ask you to close it

    about 4 months ago from
  16. It would be useful if most PGP users kept a collection of journalists' keys on their keyring, so there is plausible deniability for people who need it, about why there are journalists on the keyring.

    about 4 months ago from
  17. Is there a Lion King themed drink? The best ad would be if it started with "Aaaaaah quench ya!".

    about 5 months ago from web
  18. @nerthos believe it or not, I haven’t actually played it. Watching Bethesda’s PR do the exact wrong thing in every interaction they have with the fanbase is pretty entertaining though.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  19. Remember when this place was popular enough for random mothers to threaten to sue me over it? Good times.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  20. Do you know why I like animation so much? It’s because I don’t have to be me. I’m lanky, pasty, terrifyingly skinny, and taller than Bigfoot. I have huge, puffy lips and an ungodly forehead. My facial hair grows like pubic hair, and my regular hair looks like if Shaggy Rogers did meth. I don’t have to be... any of those things. I can make a cartoon where I play a buff black guy on Mars. I can be a hairless dwarf who’s just escaped from a government lab. I can be the President of the United States of America, and I don’t even have to win Ohio. I can make whatever I want and I can be whoever I want. And nobody can tell me I’m not that person. Because they can’t see my face. That’s why, despite everything I’ve said tonight, I don’t despise Bumblebee Man. Or Consuela. Or Dr. Nick, or Speedy Gonzalez, or Sheen Estevez. Because they’re cartoons. They can do and be ANYTHING. And I think that’s magical. And I’d like to think if I were Indian, I’d feel the same way about Apu.

    about 6 months ago from web

    about 6 months ago from MuSTArDroid
  22. America can't take much more of this. Watch to learn more.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  23. I don't even dislike some of these shows but I thought the video might be interesting to some of you. # language at parts but that's about all the questionable content

    about 6 months ago from web
  24. # #

    about 6 months ago from
  25. i'm doing it all again at the end of the month too \o/

    about 7 months ago from web
  26. @adiwan Here's one for old times sake

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  27. no offense but if you think that stupid is an ableist slur y ou're a bananaing moron

    about 7 months ago from
  28. What a break down of what’s happening in the Hollywoo(d) scene. Well done Bojack Horseman.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  29. Reason #: Walmart puts all of their condoms in a locked box so you can’t go through the self-checkout. You gotta get judged by a cashier. She’ll look at you and say “ew, gross, you’re shopping at Walmart of all places?”

    about 7 months ago from web
  30. roses are red
    violets are blue
    in surveillance capitalism
    poem reads you

    and shows you ads
    for flower shops
    and tracks your clicks
    and never stops

    it cares not about
    if privacy's harmed
    the money is green
    when people are farmed

    twitter is cyan
    facebook is blue
    your friends are the product
    and so are you

    Sunday, 15-Oct-17 23:04:32 UTC from