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Well, after burying my grandfather, and that funeral mass laden with Orange County Republican dog-whistles, I think I am no longer even jokingly half-Catholic . . . ah, who am I kidding, I'll still quip that mangopost
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(Hot 2021 predictions)
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Becoming a "sovereign citizen" not because you're some Dale Gribble rantjob but simply because admitting "American" is so godrotten embarrassing anymore
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And speaking of, I quite recommended "Man of Tai Chi." Keanu plays the antagonist, and he produced it as a star vehicle for his longtime stunt double. Cool stuff if you're into the martial art genre. !movies
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Watching John Wick for the first time and I'm wondering what other see in that film to say it's great. It's pure gun porn.
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Drew Carrey is really working this Pierce Brosnan look, I have to say
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Nudist household. Open minded. No limits.
about 13 days ago from web -
The smell, I admit, there's not much doing anything about...
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I'm somewhat relieved reading news. This year selling fireworks is forbidden in my city (igniting them is not). Every year it's a nuisance seeing all the garbage on the streets rotting away for months as well as smelling all that sulfur for days after New Year's. Yeah... I'm a party pooper in this regard but all the other people poop on me with their inability to pick up trash.
about 4 days ago from web-
@adiwan My family always kept at least one big bucket of water handy, dunked all the spent fireworks, and tossed the trash out properly for 4th of July, how damn hard is it?
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I'm a bad enough dude that seagulls don't poke me in the coconut
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@scribus Is it the same song as SEAGULLS! (Stop it Now), the bad lip-reading song of Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back?
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Jesus actually Potato Knishes, if I meant "Toby asshole Keith's beer for my stupid moron horses" then I would not habe Screwgoogled "Wayne Bradshaw lift up our glasses" now grapeing would I have?????????????????
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"I can lead the nation with a microphone, with a microphone... but I have nothing to say, nor desire to lead"
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And then... it was time... for EVERYONE to drown in the sweet sorrow https://youtu.be/y69gQtAdHKc
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My grandfather probably taught me more than anyone else about sticking it to The Man. Dissatisfied with their representation, he was part of forming a new labor union. One of their first demands was equal pay and breaks for women - at the time, women weren't only paid less, but entitled to shorter breaks, per corporate. Naturally, the company's first offer was to slash the men's pay and benefits. They went on strike. And, you know what? The community supported striking workers. Grocers extended credit. People would respect the picket line. He fought, really sacrificed, for what so many of my generation (and even my parents') take for granted, and even discarded. His brother fought in the Army for WWII, despite not even being a US citizen, and went on to enlist in the Navy for Korea an 'Nam. Anyway, long story short, the last things I told my grandpa were - "I love you," and "We beat Trump." He acknowledged both, through the veil of near-death sleep. I guess that'll have to be enough.
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Don't run away; it's only ME!!
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Poll: who is more incoherent, under-assorted-influencae!Scribus or ... papaya I forgot the or, maybe Ozzy?
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"Dead Man's Party," but I only invite the previously-deceased to my own funeral wait what do I even mean here
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Ever wanted to huck a molotov at a Mickey-D's because some greasy-faced teen can't wear a mask?
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The polls were wrong again, as many said they would be, but those people missed a crucial point: Biden’s lead was SO massive that even a larger-than-average polling error (and this error was pretty average - about the same as it was in 2012, when Obama did better than expected across Florida, Virginia, and Colorado) couldn’t undo it. The campaign couldn’t rely on the polls being wrong, and they did anyway. So why are they surprised they lost?
about 6 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation "But what good is a guess or estimate, based on this moment in time, if it can't accurately guarantee a match to the hard realities of a totally different timespace configuation to follow??"
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Well, my grandpa died on Wednesday, and I jacked up my belated Thanksgiving cheesecakes, how'd y'all's weeks mistreat you? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIKbhe0jQn3/?igshid=1mmbxvyjeufim
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I would love to know how I manage to make four knuckles pop eighteen times at once (actually wait maybe that would be horrifying)
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it is time to discuss the butt
about 8 days ago from web-
@liquidusmira my butt isn’t worth discussing. :(
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@liquidusmira The whole butt, or just the butthole?
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Rudy Giuliani saying that Trump “probably won” Virginia is making me question whether or not Rudy Giuliani’s head is on straight. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875696
about 9 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation Golf scoring, lowest total wins
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@scribus Evidently, seeing as how people are also saying he’s the legitimate winner of California
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2020 is a S U C K and the hits don't stop comin' and aww crap I can't ethically quote Smash Mouth thanks to Sturgis now can I
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Trump keeps talking about that tax cut but about 25% of my income this year was funneled directly to the government so I don’t think he did a good job
about 11 days ago from web-
@mrmattimation The 0% Bezos paid says otherwise
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Also I still don't know if Switch streaming will work or not, but the webcam does!
about 11 days ago from web -
...but they're filled now, already XD
about 11 days ago from web -
Yay, I have four more USB ports on my computer!
about 11 days ago from web -
Oh boy. I search for a new laser printer for my parents as theirs refuse to cooperate. The exact model I own is now about 100€ more expensive than I bought it over a year ago. WTF.
about 14 days ago from web -
I wish I could amputate the awful part of my mind that thinks I've done something wrong if people don't text me back immediately
about 12 days ago from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thismightbeauser Same, except it's constantly
