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Tonight on Go cherry Yourself, With Tucker Carlson, we discuss America's greatest enemy: you.
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The Simpsons has an episode with Michelangelo's David
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Tonight, on Tucker Carlson Tonight: Do we even need you, the viewer? Recent polling suggests that you suck.
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I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’ve had to write up two different employees, this blows
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@scribus One showed up to work fifteen minutes late yesterday and said “I’m sick and can’t work today” then left. The other one’s been walking around the parking lot asking customers for money, then lied to me when I asked him about it, then kept lying to me when I said I saw him do it.
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@mrmattimation . . . Wow. First one, I kinda feel bad for, but that other? Yikes.
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@scribus Well, if they *were* sick... Physically or mentally. I've called out sick from the parking lot because I felt like another 8 hours on the job would end up cut short (across the wrist).
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This might sound completely disingenuous coming from, well, me, but I really don’t like being an asshole so being required to do it for my job is a huge bummer.
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Damn, hoped that would turn into "appleing life" :(
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Never buying an Apple product again in my grapeing life
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Filed my taxes early for once this year. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875428
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Manga shirt http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875427
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Got my annual gubmint MiNd CoNtRoL boosterrrrr I mean, flu shot?
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Clearly, I am not to be turned to politically
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Oh, the Rogue Nation of Delta Co... "Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, religious education is a new government priority, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs."
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Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.
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@mrmattimation I do feel such a split over term limits. On the one hand, damn re-election, do your job! On the other, I'd hate to see the effects of the loss of the "elder statesperson." So, I usually feel like limits in certain, very key positions (DEFINITELY president!) are just about mandatory, but in others... I just don't know.
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@scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them
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@mrmattimation These ones? No. But, when it comes to having connections, the ephemeral "I know a guy" moments that get jammed gears turning again, it can still become a high price to pay. I don't have The Answers, but I like to try considering all angles and long-term outcomes. It's why I spend so many decisive moments paralyzed! :D . . . wait, that actually sucks...
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Just shaved my balls so that girls aren’t as grossed out when I send them a picture of my balls
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hopefully I can launch Swole Foods in a post-post-Trump america so that when I start blasting my leftist propaganda in the form of comedy nobody will suspect a thing
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time to deny the american people the right to vote
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surrogate found out she wasn’t carrying a baby: it was a very large poop
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i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.
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@mrmattimation More people should play Blackjack with the family at Easter so they get a better intuition of odds vs outcomes
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/joker-laughs until November
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the closest I can think of is endgame Civ where you have to bribe all of the city-states into voting for your world congress resolutions.
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Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years
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@mrmattimation But seriously? I don't know, but that does sound interesting.
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maybe if I vote for trump he’ll come over to my house and step on my balls like I keep asking
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None of Delta Co's Nation States advisors ever suggest any good ideas
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"Trump declares that the hearing proves the whole investigation was a WITCH HUNT! Congressional Democrats say it proves that it is IMPEACHMENT TIME, BABY. Bears continue to poop in the woods." Dave Barry, on 2019. https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article238523668.html
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I'm proofreading a master thesis for a friend (non-native English speaker) and there are so many little idiosyncratic mistakes. Several times "treats" is written instead of "threats" or "enchanted" instead of "enhanced".
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Damn, Sage and Savant dropped a musical act due to a difference of sociopolitical opinion. It's a decision I agree with, but still - it wasn't a thing I imagine anyone actually wanted. Not naming names, but they do share an initialism with which just amuses the permanent child in me.
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@scribus Yep, that's the one I thought you meant, and that there was some other artist called Sage.
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@scribus I find it funny that the link still works even though the text is censored
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@thismightbeauser lol Yeah, convenient too!
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Halo Reach is still fun
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Bought a rice cooker. Finally well-cooked rice. Just 20 bucks to solve my rice woes. I hate cooking rice in a regular pot because it is hard to get it right there.
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@adiwan Throw a chopped potato and some prawns in with the rice, it's the only Iron Chef recipe I've been able to pick up from the show.
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@firestormdangerdash Hmmm....I'm fine with my automatic device. I don't trust high pressure and hot water enough. I already burn myself putting things out of the oven. Steam burns are nastier.
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Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?
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@mrmattimation Rest assured, it's special. He never does this with those rich people he's always hanging around at work. All for you....
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@mrmattimation Eat perfectly cooked rice and watch some Schoolhouse Rock?
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EXPOSED: New CIA Papers Reveal Kennedy’s Head “Just Did That”
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