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  1. And of course you can’t explain what Plan B is to a guy whose first language is not English without also explaining to him what leads up to having to take Plan B at 11PM in a grocery store with nobody else in it.

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  2. . http://rainbowdash.net/url/875083

    about 18 hours ago from web
    • that’s it, I am done with romance, tonight I will be cutting my dick off on my live stream

      about 19 hours ago from web
      • Holy crap dude # is the number 9 rated science fiction podcast on Apple Podcasts http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875081

        about a day ago from web
      • Help me I just had to explain to my 60 year old Egyptian cashier what Plan B is

        about a day ago from web
      • Ohkay could anyone explain what "Methane Hydrate" is to me ? It is probably important but my co-workers are not makeing any sense.

        about 22 hours ago from web
        • @drinkingpony As far as I understand it's just ice (water) with methane embedded in it.

          about 22 hours ago in context
        • @adiwan That would only make sense if my co-workers are a bunch of doom-sayers about climate change and having Methane pockets release from the binds of either ice or water on the poles would trigger side-effects.

          Actually, let me google that real quick

          So they are actually on to something but they are acting like chickens that lost their heads and are acting like doomsayers... Great... I bet that I can toss a plastic straw in between them and see them melt down.

          Good thing it is finally weekend for me.

          about 19 hours ago in context
      • I really enjoy the new Mindhunter season on Netflix.

        about 2 days ago from web
      • https://soundcloud.com/chromecanyon/ Good 80's style synth music from the people who are responsible for the Infinity Train soundtrack.

        about 3 days ago from web
        • One one hand? damn....

          about 3 days ago from web
          • what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time

            about 4 days ago from web
          • you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,

            about 3 days ago from web
            • At work I'm implementing the interaction with a cordless screwdriver in VR (and with screws, screwdriver bits, and screw holes). I thought I'd be done in a week, however it takes longer than anticipated to make it versatile and not error prone and usable in VR and usable in code. It's the third week and it's not done. I'm about 70% done.

              about 3 days ago from web
              • Despite FALSE polling by the Fake News Media, we managed to win TREMENDOUS victories in the great states of North Carolina and Georgia. People said they were lost, but we won!

                about 4 days ago from web
                • say what you will about trump, if this recession actually hits, combined with the 2018 election he’ll have achieved in three years what Bush could only do in six

                  about 4 days ago from web
                • Ah, they're trying to resolve the Philadelphia shooter situation peacefully. Dude's white, isn't he?

                  about 4 days ago from web
                • But I just don't get the chance in physical life to Poughkeepsie Tape these mofos!

                  about 4 days ago from web
                  • Oh, Twitter is gonna make me unemployable~

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                    • I wonder how hard it would be to break into acting in a foreign country? Do they still make exploitation flicks in the Philippines?

                      about 4 days ago from web
                      • Remember how the midterm election immediately before that was considered “historically bad” for the ruling party and they thought it couldn’t get any worse

                        about 4 days ago from web
                        • hey remember in 2008 when there was a recession and it 100% was not funny but there were some pretty funny consequences for the ruling party

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                          • Is one more prepared for a task when "up for it" or when "down with it?"

                            about 5 days ago from web
                          • Ask a stupid question... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875075

                            about 5 days ago from web
                          • I wish I was Chosen by Jesus enough that I could kick politricksters in the dick all day long

                            about 5 days ago from web
                            • I guess as far as we know, the story is purportedly fictional, based on real events, and his name was used in the place of a real client and the encounter dramatized? That’s what the victim said when the story was submitted to the Billionaire’s Playboy Club.

                              about 5 days ago from web
                              • I guess the “but” is “he didn’t ask for it”, but that’s followed with a “but he didn’t say no and apparently he has gross feet”.

                                about 5 days ago from web
                                • there was gonna be a “but”, but I’m not coming up with one. That’s a little weird.

                                  about 5 days ago from web
                                  • Matt Groening allegedly received a foot massage from a 16 year old on Jeffery Epstein’s plane. That’s definitely pretty weird,

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                                    • Most important meal of the day intensifies http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875074

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                                    • BREAKFAST B U R R I T O

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                                      • Oh also legalize it lol

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