Matt (zeldatra)

  1. decided i'm stagnating as an artist so i'm trying some new things to try and improve myself. gonna start practicing unusual poses from photographic reference, gonna try and do it once a night. maybe #? http://rainbowdash.net/url/875936

    about 27 minutes ago from web
  2. suggested lib-owning activities: gloating that people are leaving blue states and then getting confused when the states they’re moving to turn blue

    about a day ago from web
  3. am personally of the opinion that if the FCC can't stop Tucker Carlson from spouting conspiracy theories on the most-watched cable news network in the nation, then they're completely useless and should be abolished

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  4. Now that my pay’s going to go up I’m getting more and more tempted to buy a house in West Virginia. Been looking at some places in Charles Town. Super affordable compared to where I am now. Have some friends who are in bad spots too and I’d be able to finally open my door to them.

    about 2 days ago from web
  5. and also the first thing I did when they handed me a gun was shoot myself to see if I could (you can)

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. if vr shooters are a psyop by the government to train more recruits for the army by desensitizing them to violence, they're not getting very promising recruits, because I am TERRIBLE at Pavlov. Can't even play against the bots without getting washed.

    about 2 days ago from web
  7. @scribus Tim “Taylor” was a carpenter, we should get to the bottom of THAT

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  8. We should really get to work investigating that guy who tazed his own balls and died at the capitol riot this year. He should still be alive today.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  9. My supervisor at corporate came in the other day to discuss me with the store manager. Thought I was getting transferred back to my old store because things went south real fast after I was transferred here. Turns out it’s only half true. I’m going back there for some more training… because my name was submitted for a big promotion and they want me to be ready when a position opens.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  10. Apparently they don't ordinarily try to enforce it unless what you're doing makes a lot of money but still????

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  11. @scribus imagine if every disaster movie or something had the President just living in a nondescript mansion between two skyscrapers with a statue of Bill Clinton instead of the Washington Monument, that's what the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce is asking me to do.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  12. So i just learned that the grapeing Hollywood sign is a trademarked symbol so I can’t put the actual Hollywood sign in the first episode of Swole Foods, which has scenes taking place in Los Angeles. What the papaya California

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  13. nintendo ALMOST dropped the ball today

    about 6 days ago from web
  14. if nintendo doesn't show breath of the wild 2 today then this e3 will officially be worse than the one that didn't happen because of that mystery virus that was making everyone in california sick

    about 6 days ago from web
  15. Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the best looking games I think I have ever played. What makes that slightly difficult to appreciate is the memory leak that causes any play session longer than a couple of hours to slowly dip further and further in framerate until you're eventually experiencing the game the same way that I experience one of my cartoons while I'm making it.

    about 6 days ago from web
  16. Been seriously considering moving to Charles Town now that I work about a half hour out from the West Virginia border. Wouldn’t mind having to cross state lines every day if it means red state living costs on a blue state salary.

    about 7 days ago from web
  17. always thought it was kinda weird that the capital of Virginia, where many of the leaders of the American Revolution hailed from, was named after a city in Greater London.

    about 7 days ago from web
  18. @scribus I’ve always excelled at workplace leadership, which is strange considering how incompetent I am at producing, but some days I really wish I was still sitting at a seafood counter.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  19. she complains about me to corporate anyway because she has an authority problem. I’m not an asshole, or I try not to be. But you gotta do your job right or other store can’t function. She can’t handle any amount of coaching. It’s obnoxious how many times I’ve heard from my bosses in Maryland over bogus complaints she’s filed. One time she got a nail in her tire and she told the police that I slashed her tires.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  20. @scribus We live in a liberal area compared to the rest of Virginia outside of Richmond and Newport News, but like, that’s like saying Georgia is liberal compared to the rest of the Deep South if you know what I mean. So she talks about how she voted foe Biden to customers then gets upset with me when they yell at her. I tell her to stop talking politics at work then, and tells me she has a right to free speech. And I tell her “yes you do, but so do they” and she just… can’t grasp that. Then she complains to corporate because I “discriminated” against her over her politics. She’s genuinely incomprehensible.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  21. @scribus She’s also a very loud… Biden supporter. It’s very weird.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  22. Them city folk at that other store done turned Matt gay

    about 8 days ago from web
  23. @scribus i don’t work at this store anymore, I just fill in on the weekends because my replacement “fell” (I think she took a dive because when I worked with her she was always annoyed at having to do any work that I would normally do - now she’s always doing it) so I’ve been thinking about really gaying it up because of how many homophobes I apparently used to work with. Would like to see how they react to their “cool” manager being, like, a bigass gayzilla.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  24. A cashier’s been celebrating pride every year for the four years I’ve been here. Today she finally asked me what it means. She was extremely upset.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  25. I mean, I’m not blind to how gay people are treated in America, but like… come on.

    about 10 days ago from web
  26. I feel like “Iran is more progressive than the west because they subsidize transitional surgery” really shouldn’t be a real take that somebody as unless that statement is followed with “because being gay is even worse over there”

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  27. today I learned that the receiver and the opening cashier are both insanely homophobic and just the act of me wearing rainbow-colored objects bothers them a lot, which is really funny to me, but also would frighten me a lot if I was openly gay and not very low-key sexually agnostic.

    about 10 days ago from web
  28. an older cashier audibly grumbled when he saw me wearing pride beads so I’ve been getting progressively gayer over the course of the morning to see if I can provoke a reaction

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  29. @scribus I mean, from what I’ve seen, Los Angeles is probably worse

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  30. I’m excited to be getting back to living my life and making up for the year and a half that I’ve been stuck inside or at work, but at the same time, I’m kind of dreading having to go back into DC, transit around here is a joke

    about 10 days ago from web in context