Matt (zeldatra)

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(I have since created a new character and stayed under the radar while I concoct my next evil plan)

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There is not room for shenanigans in this game!!

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Throwback to the time at the beginning of COVID that me and my cowriter got banned in The Sims Online, which as far as I’m aware is not a game with a global ban mechanism. Everyone who owns property just knows each other in this game so somebody just went to other lots and spread the word of our misdeeds and people started blacklisting us before we could get to their house.

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Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers looks like the Xbox 360 video game adaptation of Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers. BUT… it’s still a lot of fun. I enjoyed it, a lot more than I thought I would. If you have Disney+ and a couple of hours to kill, you could do a lot worse.

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obsessed with Dark MAGA. this FrankerZin kid talks like a LARPer in a PSA from the 1980s about how Dungeons & Dragons turns your kid to satanism.

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The market is down, but you wouldn’t know that looking at my portfolio. House prices are up, but not where I’m looking. The economy’s in recession, inflation is up, people can’t pay for gas, and the brown artist with the voting record that would make Karl Marx blush is about to buy a house in an all white neighborhood that Trump won by 30 points, bringing his Japanese car and socialist life partner with him. I think I AM the great replacement.

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Love getting emails telling me to schedule my next COVID test… from the British company I took my previous one with on my way out of Gatwick Airport three weeks ago. They have it on file that I live in America and was traveling to America when I took that test, again, less than a month ago. Shouldn’t there be some system in place that stops me from getting useless ads from them that I couldn’t do anything with even if I wanted to?

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grape! It was right there! “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his music to sell records, well I do, so [Potato Knishes] him and [banana] you too” with the words in brackets being replaced with him cussing out Chris Rock at the Oscars. Missed opportunity. Dammit.

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talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

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if twitter existed in 2000 George Bush would probably have won Florida tbh

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My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

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(The mouth chart for that. Used to be I would just have one of these per cartoon. Now I sometimes have a few per shot.) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876138

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you will be able to tell which shots I animated with a Simpsons episode on in the background http://rainbowdash.net/url/876137

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"invest in electric cars", they said. "the stocks won't fall", they said.

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I think I might have unconscious bias against women with nails longer than their hands

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That’s what I remember

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Jake Soo-ly is handicapped, becomes CGI blueman, falls in love with Natiri of the Navi while trying to get stupidnamium from the tree of life, has hair sex with her and also the animals, and then betrays his people and kills all of them

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Seems like a weird time to put out Avatar 2 since I’m pretty sure nobody remembers what happened in the first movie at this point.

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Really think Adam Sandler shoulda been the next Doctor. Doctor Jew.

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It was a really fun scene, he came in to record the material in 2014 and we had a blast, he was great to hang out with and the whole cast loved him, didn’t stay up to date on what he had been up to since then but it’s evident that he must have done something a bit rude while I was on my hiatus.

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I have recently been informed that celebrity businessman Donald Trump apparently was involved in a bit of controversy at some point during the last six years and we’ve decided it would be best to cut his cameo from The Twin Souls 5. Very sorry to anybody who was looking forward to that but my publicist had advised me to look into that because apparently he made some people unhappy and we don’t think that we want that sort of publicity right now.

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…but it gets the job done. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876136

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…it’s still accomplished as cheaply and lazily as possible, though. The chin is part of the mouth graphic and there’s a fixed position for each mouth shape so when I click on an image on this chart it does it all for me. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876135

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this cartoon is so very innovative: the characters’ chins actually MOVE like they should when they talk now! http://rainbowdash.net/url/876134

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i go to watch Sonic 2 and when i get back i learn I've missed a prominent Republican Congressman getting his gay sex tape leaked, then him claiming that the gay sex in the gay sex tape was simply a prank and there was nothing gay or sexual about it.

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I’m beginning to think a politician may have lied to me.