Matt (zeldatra)

Matt

my cat is able to decipher fiction from reality and it really bums me out, i was hoping i could make him go schizo with youtube videos

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i just legally purchased the 2012 video game Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse for PC with real money because i am a degenerate who should be put down like a dog

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We have a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine in my store that I have never used because it never has any syrup because people keep stealing it. Wtf.

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I-66 coming out of Washington had a bunch of construction being done on it tonight which meant I couldn’t get into any of the exits leading home. The result is that I had to drive through the dying rural part of Northern Virginia to get home. Two lanes, one in each direction, on a winding, narrow, wooded road in a “The Hills Have Eyes” looking area, critters everywhere, ominous glimpses of dilapidated ranch-style homes with pickups and Trump 2024 signage, and just when you thought it couldn’t get any spookier, a decapitated deer laying in a pool of its own blood that I had to avoid running over. Jordan Peele couldn’t have depicted a more uncomfortable drive.

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(I only had half of one, so that’s 75mg… which is three times what you should be taking.)

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150mg of Delta 8 THC. That’s what was in it. Jesus. Christ. I’m actually shocked I didn’t die.

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(Joking, I felt like I was gonna die and I’m not keen on repeating that)

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Work has gone by really fast today though so maybe I should just trip absolute balls before I go to sleep every night

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The legal-in-my-state substances I took hit me way harder than I thought they would last night. Maybe shouldn’t do that again.

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I don’t even get carded anymore when I’m going into the vape shop to buy [substances that are currently legal in the state of Virginia, but are not legal in neighboring states]. Sigh.

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i am not an alcoholic because i don't need to drink and go months at a time without drinking often, but when i do drink, i drink like an alcoholic

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the new mountain dew hard seltzer is pretty good, from best to worst it's probably watermelon, regular, black cherry, baja blast

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Look this would blow 14 year old me’s mind is what I’m trying to say

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Or, I guess, I pay in dollars, the company gets pounds.

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I pay in Pounds. My bank charges me dollars. Ain’t the future grand?

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I can license all sorts of music now through the UK-based Lickd for super reasonable prices (as low as ~£6) but I can’t have the 1997 hit single “Barbie Girl” by Aqua so what even is the point

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Heyyyyyyyyyy guys, AntVenom here, and welcome back to another Minecraft video, and today, we're gonna jam this spoon somewhere you should NEVER jam spoons, don't forget to like, subscribe and tell me which part of this horrific live leak video was your favorite in the comments below

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That Latina GTA 6 protag voted for Trump

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Started playing Star Fox Adventures for the first time today. Really loving how it’s a Zelda game, but with Star Fox characters, except occasional you meet an over-the-top cartoon character with a really thick Midlands accent and remember “oh yeah, Rare made this”.

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I'm really not a fan of the fact that despite the fact that I ended my membership on Eddsworld's Patreon more than a year ago, when two of the producers were accused of rape, that my name is apparently still in the credits. I know they have problems with sticking their junk where it don't belong but I'm trying to keep mine out of it.

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i paid £6 for this Fluffle Puffpost

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my clearance service is uk-based so i'm slightly concerned that they won't get back to me until after the queen's been buried which would be a bit of a long time to wait to release a applepost

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waiting for music to clear on a FrankerZpost, this is adulthood i guess

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(i don't, one character started with a vaguely Russian accent and then became fully Bengali later)

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i commit to the accents. better actor than Tom Hanks & Halle Berry?

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Topical! http://rainbowdash.net/url/876218

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the amount of bereavement emails I get at work is unreal, until I remember that I have two dead friends who worked for this company. Something ain’t right here, I gotta get out.

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helped a friend who lives in alabama build an entire PC with only instructions over the phone B)

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Very big fan of the morbidly obese meat manager at my store who keeps lecturing me about how drinking Red Bull is going to kill me