Matt (zeldatra)

Matt

i'm not a big fan of anime, i mostly think it's a bunch of vapid garbage, but today a friend introduced me to high school dxd, which i would say i can't believe got aired on tv on account of the fact that it's basically softcore pornography, but then i remember that softcore pornography accounts for about 99% of tv nowadays, it's probably tamer than euphoria or sex education or whatever the FrankerZ they're airing on Paramount+, the difference between this show and all of those other ones is that the English dub bets all of its chips on snappy comedy and cool fight scenes instead of giving me a melodramatic plot line about Zendaya getting her third abortion. there's a scene in one episode where a character's nipples turn into a gun like an Austin Powers gag. it's unreal how much this show made me laugh. more funny english dubs please.

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Those new electric Hyundais sound like Japanese Zeroes

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This is what really ticks me off, people were told over and over again before the election that he was gonna do some radical bs, then people said we were being over-dramatic and elected him, and then he got into office and now he’s doing everything we said he would and a bunch of well-off suburban whites suddenly are on twitter saying he’s the worst Governor we ever had. Didn’t we just go through that exact thing with Trump? What percentage of Americans has dementia? Because in Virginia, it seems to be 50.6%.

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Oh wow Virginians are mad that Glenn Youngkin wasn’t entirely truthful about what kind of agenda he’d push? Gee I wonder who saw that coming two hundred miles away

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Matt animate like a normal human being challenge http://rainbowdash.net/url/876061

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I’m thinking about these things because I’m about to get stranded at work because of a snowstorm so I’m gonna have a lot of time to myself.

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Thinking about running for local office as a Republican simply because all you have to do to get nominated where I live is show up to the convention. Then, with that guaranteed loss in the general, I can just use it to promote my views on why Goblins Are Real.

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Glenn Youngkin: Don’t worry guys, I’m not like OTHER Republicans. *fires thirty civil rights lawyers his first day in office*

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Historic: Virginia inaugurated the most diverse group of white supremacists ever elected in our commonwealth today

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Hey, if you have HBO Max or access to a cable subscription: I have some friends who worked on Smiling Friends, [adult swim]’s new animated horror comedy. The sixth episode features a Bakshi-inspired character who was animated by some friends of mine, but the whole show in general is very funny. The show hits HBO Max on Feb 9th, and if you have cable, you can watch the entire series on adultswin.com right now. If you could give it a watch, that’d be real cool, because we really wanna see a second season get greenlit and online viewership is pretty much how they decide what gets renewed these days.

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was proud to have watched this (very #nsfw) cartoon come together, Harry’s been stressing over it for mooooonths so go give it a watch and a like: https://youtu.be/TJ21-x0cqNc

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gonna do a cartoon this year called “Red State Blues” and then another one in 2026 called “Blue State Reds” and heads will explode because of the cinematic universe I have no created

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Going to England in the spring, maybe.

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The idea, really, is to make people really uncomfortable just because it is a Halloween show, and I feel like cutting stuff from it for one platform undercuts that idea, but YouTube’s recommended feed avoids suggesting videos that are marked as unsuitable for advertisers, so it’s kind of unavoidable if you want people to actually watch.

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Started writing this year’s Halloween special today and I can already foresee some problems with the content - it’s gorier and darker than anything I’ve ever done, with one on-screen depiction of posession-induced self-annihilation - but I suppose we’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Might have to put two different cuts together with altered animation in some scenes, not sure yet.

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Update: he threatened to beat me up, what a stand-up guy you are

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It is hard to identify someone as chronically lonely as I am, but even I know when to take the hint and back off of someone who’s clearly not into me. I’ve had to explain this concept to more than one cashier. It’s exhausting.

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For reference - he once famously rode his bike to work. That took 13 hours.

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Senator Kaine lives in Richmond and takes I-95 to work. Took him 26 hours to get to the Capitol building. Richmond to DC is ordinarily a 3 hour drive, it’s a drive I make constantly. 26 hours.

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Just had a snowstorm so I showed up to work at a nearly empty store….. except some crazy guy screaming at the few people who are here about how they’re all complicit in a conspiracy to keep Americans masked forever.

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Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade Windows Edition is making me think about how much better Kingdom Hearts could be. The character switching mechanic in particular would make battles feel a lot less like you’re just mashing A for twenty minutes, and it’d be especially fitting post-III where there are now two trios of Keyblade wielders (plus Kairi)

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COVID Disasters and Domestic Catastrophes? Come on, man. It’s right there.

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Makes me irrationally angry that Trump’s latest news posts are almost, but not quite, alliterative.