Matt (zeldatra)

  1. when I turn my computer on sans the skeleton talks to me like the Fluffle Puffing green goblin mask

    about 20 hours ago from web
  2. The year is 2024 and white kids are still talking like slim shady in public

    about 22 hours ago from web
  3. Persona 3 is pretty fun but I’m noticing a disturbing lack of Sonic the Fighters

    about 2 days ago from web
  4. Tony Soprano walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says,

    about 2 days ago from web
  5. “Trump Shows Empathy for Biden After Son’s Conviction” is an article The Hill ran today that’s a bit funny to me because he did the same with the senator from New Jersey when he was indicted for accepting gold bars from Saudi businessmen. Guy’s just attracted to criminals, I guess.

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. @scribus I have had a “background check” in progress for two and a half years at DoorDash because of an error on their backend that nobody has ever been able to help me with.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  7. I have dressed like a weenie with no fashion sense for basically my entire life and I’m like cool with that but I think people are starting to think I only have like two shirts because everything I wear looks the same

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  8. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876610

    about 12 days ago from web
  9. Started Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, the last (officially localized) Yakuza game that I haven’t played. It’s a mostly average game that’s made amazing by the fact that for four dollars you can turn Kenshiro into Kazuma Kiryu and just play through the entire game looking like that

    about 13 days ago from web
  10. Just saw a CNN article with the headline “Cracker Barrel Is In A Battle For Relevancy” and I have to wonder what compels someone to report on whether or not a diner you eat at exclusively during road trips is doing well financially.

    about 14 days ago from web
  11. find some japanese guy who's never seen breaking bad, show it to him, and tell him it's an american adaptation of death note

    about 15 days ago from web
  12. animators having beef with each other is incredibly unproductive because it takes nine months to release a diss, with that being said, man cherry FreedomToons, that guy is a cock.

    about 16 days ago from web
  13. i went to one of those donald trump forums to read sweet sweet cope, but after seeing what people were posting i am now somewhat worried about being on a terror watch list

    about 16 days ago from web
  14. Why do we carry staples in the same kinds of boxes we keep handgun ammo

    about 16 days ago from web
  15. Memorial Day weekend, and in DC at least that means no traffic anywhere

    about 22 days ago from web
  16. In just a few days one of the United States’ two major party nominees will be a convicted felon and it’s still only gonna be a 50-50 race

    about a month ago from web
  17. It’s prom night which means the high schoolers are all in my store having fun and as is depressingly common it’s reminding me how I spent my high school years animating terrible horse cartoons and being terminally online instead of actually having fun with my own peers.

    about a month ago from web
  18. @adiwan I laughed at like one joke in Paradise PD which is more than the zero in the two episodes of Mr. Birchum that you can currently watch (on Ben Shapiro’s website, which I TOTALLY paid for and DIDN’T find it somewhere else illegally). It’s about a wood shop teacher (apparently it’s a character Adam Corolla played in his standup sets back in the 90s?) who’s upset about “kids these days” and is constantly antagonized by a caricature of a 2012 Tumblr SJW. He’s a lot like Hank Hill, except that unlike Hank he doesn’t grow at the end of the episode because the show portrays his “kids these days” mindset as the correct mindset. The first episode has him conscripting his students to do unpaid labor in his house and the SJW character is portrayed as being in the wrong for trying to get him fired over it.

    about a month ago from web in context
  19. Adam Corolla's new series "Mr. Birchum" is the worst Family Guy clone not because of its right-wing politics, but because despite advertising itself as "the show the LEFT doesn't want you to see!!!!", and "too OFFENSIVE and ANTI-WOKE for mainstream television", the show itself is so tame and inoffensive that I'm left wondering if it was a retooled daytime Cartoon Network pitch that didn't get picked up or something

    about a month ago from web in context
  20. You’ve seen him in adulthood… you’ve seen his childhood… now you get to see his first steps. YOUNGER SHELDON premieres this fall on NBC

    about a month ago from web
  21. please get my grandfather away from even the most minor position of power

    about a month ago from web
  22. I’m immediately related to a frankly awful elected official and I will not elaborate on that because I like to forget it

    about a month ago from web
  23. @adiwan I got one of these from my Republican neighbor who was running for local office but was refusing to state his political affiliation because my district was like Biden+20 or something like that. He encouraged me to contact him so I sent him an email about his frankly horrific and cartoonishly evil platform. I never received a response and now I get dirty looks when he sees me walk down the street.

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. Please don’t tell anybody how much money I’ve spent on The Sims 4 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876604

    about a month ago from web
  25. @adiwan Kurohyo is probably where I’ll end up next.

    about a month ago from web in context
  26. With Lost Judgment (finally) beaten, that is every single mainline Yakuza game under my belt. I started Yakuza Kiwami around this time in 2023, so I’ve been at it for about a year. …what do I do now?

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. You know, when I was a kid, I thought Mitt Romney was the bottom of the barrel.

    about a month ago from web in context
  28. Working in a retirement community should come with hazard pay

    about a month ago from web
  29. There’s a Tesla in line in front of me at the emissions inspection place.

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. I just learned there’s a law in DC preventing cops from apprehending people who skip train fares?? Does it apply in Virginia too??? What am I paying for?????????

    about 2 months ago from web