Matt (zeldatra)

  1. @scribus @oracle I still wear mine because I have body dysmorphia and it helps hide my face

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  2. In a special crossover episode, The Simpsons come to visit, and Artie tries to bond with Bart to woo Marge, have they done this yet? The show’s been on the air for 35 years, they have to have done that by now.

    about 2 days ago from web
  3. @scribus Milhouse is probably Todd yeah.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  4. i put "Jon Lovitz" in the cast list so here's the plot for the darker and edgier Krusty the Clown spinoff that I just made up right now: Krusty's show is taken off the air and in an attempt to revitalize his career, he hires a new publicist, who happens to be none other than Artie Ziff. Meanwhile, due to good behavior, Sideshow Bob is paroled, and Krusty reluctantly lets him live in his mansion because he has nowhere else to go.

    Also, Milhouse's parents adopted him out, so he's there too.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  5. currently animating the bojack horseman intro but with krusty the clown, i should be shot for this

    about 2 days ago from web
  6. showing an exit wound with freshly exposed brain matter in the foreground is totally okay if it’s a cartoon, right? that’s not gonna scar an audience that would probably be watching Rick & Morty?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  7. today I repurposed an old unproduced My Little Brony script for Swole Foods, obviously I had to bring the premise back down to earth but it works surprisingly well.

    about 3 days ago from web
  8. If I call it the Trump Vaccine & give him full credit for it, will you at least get it? Completely acceptable trade off.

    about 3 days ago from web
  9. Thing that I want to try but do not have the space or funds to do - set up a physical, minimalist set that vaguely resembles a written scene, gathering the actors together, attaching mics onto them, acting & filming the scene like a stage production, then using the on-set audio and video reference to animate from. Not quite rotoscoping. More like storyboarding with people.

    about 5 days ago from web
  10. I’m sure Biden will, like, die of old age the day before I finish my cartoon about him.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  11. …and then this past year, I had a ten-minute long cartoon about Trump ready to go. Not because I thought he was gonna win, but because I thought exactly what happened on January 6th was gonna happen and it would be my last cartoon before I was thrown into a gulag for sedition.

    about 5 days ago from web
  12. The official Mattimation policy since it started has been to keep political jabs centered on those in power (or in the case of My Little Brony, about to be in power - I thought Mitt Romney was gonna win the then-upcoming election, which forced me to cut a joke out at the last minute when he, you know, didn’t) so regardless of the effect Trump’s Presidency had on my personal values, a HRC presidency would have seen me make about infinity cartoons about her emails. I had one ready to go and never released it because she ended up, you know, not winning.

    about 5 days ago from web
  13. Donald Trump got elected when I was at a very particular age where I was very suggestible and prone to raging against the machine so I’m pretty sure if it had been Hillary I would’ve ended up becoming a Republican

    about 5 days ago from web
  14. just found out that "wanna be the harley quinn to my joker" is probably a threat, no wonder i keep getting stood up

    about 9 days ago from web
  15. Bugs Bunny has lived in a single-family home in Southern California with Daffy Duck for five years. Daffy does not pay any rent. They spend a lot of time together, more time than Bugs spends with his own girlfriend, who he clearly hates and has nothing in common with, to the point that they've not had sex even once. To top it all off, Bugs Bunny drives a Prius.

    What I'm saying is Bugs and Daffy are gay lovers.

    about 9 days ago from web
  16. If you were wondering - Space Jam 2 is really charming for like an hour and then the basketball game starts and the whole thing loses steam.

    about 9 days ago from web
  17. it was an antifa false flag, we know this because we would've gone hard

    about 10 days ago from web
  18. pretty funny that the conspiracy theories behind the capitol riot are all stuff like "that wasn't real because if it was we would've blown the place up and killed everyone inside because we're crazy"

    about 10 days ago from web
  19. One might be inclined to believe I’m up late again, but actually, I have work in thirty minutes.

    about 11 days ago from web
  20. and with gas prices these days, write your own punchline!

    about 11 days ago from web
  21. not to brag or anything, but I only had to refuel my car once my entire vacation and I was driving on I-95 for most of it

    about 11 days ago from web
  22. this is him. you can kinda see how he might have maybe been based on George W. Bush but he was generic enough that it didn't really matter. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875957

    about 15 days ago from web
  23. sorry, Martinez, not Ramirez, but you get the idea

    about 15 days ago from web
  24. it wasn't meant to be a fictional black president who was kind of based on Obama, like what they did with most of their shows while Bush was in office (President Ramirez, a rather generic guy played by John D'Aquino). it was supposed to literally be Barack Hussein Obama, 44th President of the United States of America, and the guy looked nothing like him.

    about 15 days ago from web
  25. like it was, like, imagine if Chris Tucker was playing Barack Obama in a biopic about his life

    about 15 days ago from web
  26. @scribus i dunno but personally i think making fun of gluten allergies is much, much lower on the list of things i'd object to than, say, paying a random generic black guy to pretend to be Barack Obama, which disney channel also loved doing at the time.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  27. now they're showing something i remember, but apparently these days this show is heavily edited to remove "offensive jokes" (jokes about gluten-free diets)

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  28. there's also this other show on Disney Channel about a bunch of kids who get babysat by/babysit a bunch of aliens and it doesn't have a laugh track and the camerawork is really bad and there's like Phantom Menace-quality CGI and i think they used like a fish eye lens or something because the camera is always in people's faces and they end up really distorted???? one of the aliens goes around just being a dick to people because that's what he thinks humans do which is, like, fair i guess

    about 15 days ago from web
  29. she also voted for Gary Johnson???????

    about 15 days ago from web
  30. raven is a top

    about 15 days ago from web