Matt (zeldatra)

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Taking ivermectin to treat the brain parasites that make me want to take ivermectin

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I wanna be a condescending liberal celebrity when I grow up

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Artists also tend to end up paying way more in marketplace fees than is publicized, with some actually losing money, so I’m pretty sure the scam goes deeper than even critics realize.

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“I’m a good person!” I tell myself, as my student loan payments eat away at my savings

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“I have my PRINCIPLES,” I say to my mother when she asks why I haven’t made six figures on NFTs like the 19 year old crypto artist who lives down the street

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Dunno what’s funnier about Tucker Carlson’s show on Chris Cuomo last night - the idea that Tucker Carlson understands what it’s like to feel any sense of obligation to your loved ones, or the fact that Chris Cuomo’s attempts to protect a rapist now make him sympathetic in Tucker Carlson’s eyes.

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Here’s what Flash’s biggest upside was: the interface was like Microsoft Paint. papaya was beautiful. You never had to look for anything because everything was as simple as possible. Now it’s needlessly complicated and slower too.

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http://rainbowdash.net/url/876048

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...or, as is the case right now, Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin discussing how he totally most definitely will not ban abortion as soon as he's inaugurated you guys, trust me ;)

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Thought I was getting pulled over today on my drive home from a friend’s house. Pulled to the side, he sped right past me. Wherever he was going, every single cop in the county was also going because I saw about twenty squad cars all heading in the same direction at various points during the drive.

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A few weeks ago I hired three part-time animators and a sound designer. Gee, we almost sound professional.

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I grew up in the 2000s so it’s understandably very weird to me that Republicans now think you should be allowed to bring guns into airports

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New South Park movie (or, as Trey Parker insistently calls it, the “made-for-TV special streaming event”) was fun but I dunno if serializing biannual films is such a good idea. That’s a great way to annoy a lot of people.

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...not even kind of, i guess. mostly.

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…eh, Goodfellas was kind of in the past. It’s all over the place.

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I guess, at the time, The Godfather and Goodfellas WERE modern, and The Sopranos is the 90s to their 70s and 80s, but stories about the mob since then haven’t really LEFT the 70s and 80s because of the impact those films had.

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Also a friend and I have been trying to write a script for a live-action comedy film centering around a guy who spends years undercover in a New York crime family, it’s set in the 2020s, and I watching this while thinking about that made me think about how there aren’t that many mafia films set in the modern day, it’s all about the 70s and 80s and stuff, The Sopranos is probably as modern as it gets. Would be interesting to explore how the mob operates in the internet age and in a post-9/11 world. Frank Cali was assassinated by a QAnon supporter. That’s insane. The boss of the Gambino crime family, who ran the show for years, got taken out by some guy who thought Trump wanted him to because he was told so on 4Chan. Not gonna see that kiwi in Goodfellas.

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Watching through The Sopranos for the first time, i am beginning to think that, contrary to the established premise, Tony does not actually work in waste management. Also I know I'm not supposed to but I really like him, James Gandolfini does a great job making this complete asshole seem likable.

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had a situation at my store that more or less boiled down to exactly this Simpsons scene http://rainbowdash.net/url/876043

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pretty sure I’m making the only Undertale cartoon on the planet that includes a shot of a nuclear missile being launched into low orbit