Matt (zeldatra)

  1. @adiwan As a child I had an N64 controller that you would plug into a tv and it would load up 900 NES and arcade roms, probably less than a hundred of which were unique games. Kids today now can get handheld that do the same thing on Temu, everything is properly labeled, the emulators don’t run at half speed, sometimes they play like PS2 games and Fluffle Puff, you can load your own on an sd card… it just ain’t the same.

    about 8 hours ago from web in context
  2. Persona 5 is the longest video game in the world Jesus Christ

    about 8 hours ago from web
  3. kids should be subjected to SomethingAwful from a young age again, we as a society would be much better off

    about 12 hours ago from web
  4. “Not again” -Haruka Sawamura 2023

    about 3 days ago from web
  5. running around Ijincho as Haruka feels very satisfying now that I got the physics on her ponytail working properly. then I got hit by a car and for some reason this was very funny to me

    about 3 days ago from web
  6. the dance battle intros in Yakuza 5 are all technically heat actions internally, so you can kind of just swap them out for whatever if you so desire

    about 4 days ago from web
  7. There are probably like a hundred massage places IN Denver that can get by without advertising on the internet of yesteryear.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  8. I sure do love living underneath a busy flight lane in 2025 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876694

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  9. Also every Dragon Engine game is capable of importing anims from every other DE game except Virtua Fighter 5 (for somewhat obvious reasons) and Gaiden. Even Infinite Wealth, from which Gaiden’s engine was forked, can’t open Gaiden animations, you have to use a tool to convert it first.

    about 12 days ago from web
  10. Dragon Engine is crazy. Game refuses to boot if a texture is missing but lose track of a tops model and the game boots fine and lets you walk around as a disembodied head.

    about 12 days ago from web
  11. Virtua Fighter 5 REVO is seemingly a modded copy of Yakuza: Like A Dragon that is hardcoded to load you straight into the VF5 minigame… which means I can’t easily extract any of the animations to use for my mod. Everything in the motion archive is battle animations from YLAD, with most of the actual VF5 files being stored in a separate archive and using a different format that none of the available tools can open.

    about 15 days ago from web
  12. Ten pounds for permission to enter the UK? But I'm trying to lose weight!!!

    about 16 days ago from web
  13. Ha ha ha what kind of unlucky asshole gets COVID and the flu at the same time am I right

    about 18 days ago from web
  14. i forgot to go to magfest this year can we redo

    about 18 days ago from web
  15. Let’s say I have five million dollars, cash. Do I a) move into a house on stilts in the most expensive state in the country and declare bankruptcy in a year after being unable to pay property taxes, or b) just buy a bigger house in the DC suburb I already currently live in for one million and then still have four million to play with

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  16. @scribus I hate to repeat myself but, uh, the ground shakes and it is hot and the city routinely burns to the ground once every couple of years, and a moderately wealthy person in LA County is unfathomably wealthy nearly everywhere else, why do rich people choose to live there again??

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  17. the first move's hitbox is a little wonky as well but that is an easier fix

    about 22 days ago from web
  18. https://youtu.be/YrIfgLiemlQ (and here's what that combo looks like in Infinite Wealth for comparison)

    about 22 days ago from web
  19. https://youtu.be/KzlovNzTyt4

    about 22 days ago from web
  20. Ported some of Haruka's moves to Lost Judgment just to see if they would even work outside of the controlled environment of a turn based RPG. Results were mixed. The custom basic attack I made works surprisingly well as a Light-Heavy-Heavy combo, but the first heavy juggles which causes the second heavy to miss half the time unless you're timing it exactly right. The solution to that is to make the first heavy not juggle but that seems not as fun.

    about 22 days ago from web
  21. I… I think I have a sugar granny now

    about 22 days ago from web
  22. The number of helicopters landing at and taking off from IAD was shockingly little

    about 22 days ago from web
  23. Oh BOY I sure can’t wait to get customers complaining all afternoon about how many helicopters there are in the sky

    about 23 days ago from web in context
  24. And for that matter how come every man has the suit armature but not every woman has the ponytail armature

    about a month ago from web
  25. Not even gonna bother checking her Gaiden model because that one is also just her Y6 model with a different outfit

    about a month ago from web
  26. @zeldatra It’s not even just the model ported from Yakuza 6 that’s like this. Her IW and Yakuza 5 models are also like this. She just has a slightly larger cranium. What the hell

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. I just realized Haruka’s head is like 30% larger than other women in Infinite Wealth and that’s why a lot of the headwear doesn’t fit here. What the FrankerZ

    about a month ago from web in context
  28. Kinda crazy that a tech issue at a bank can keep you away from your money for days after payday but you have no legal recourse because lawyers cost moneys

    about a month ago from web
  29. I had a dream last night that I was playing Pirate Yakuza and that it came with a short side game, which was an experimental stealth/puzzle/platformer starring Haruka in a Tomb Raider-esque setting and now I’m mad that I’m not playing that

    about a month ago from web
  30. The fact that 9/11 happened in the Marvel universe is crazy, because there are a hundred super heroes in New York, and like, “why didn’t they stop it” is such an easy joke, but that might be the least crazy thing about it. The crazier part is that Osama bin Laden would have looked at this city that had a hundred super heroes and went “yeah we can probably take out a building with some box cutters and basic flight training”

    about a month ago from web