Matt (zeldatra)

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Red Dead Redemption 2 is my favorite game because I just robbed two trains and took hundreds of dollars of cash and valuables, and the game still considers me a decently honorable guy, but my friend killed a domesticated duck for its pelt and he is literally Satan.

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the uk is apparently now a developing nation so my exit strategy has become “join the peace corps and claim I’m doing humanitarian work”

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Some lore about Kat’s father, the late Peter Matthew Reynolds:

He grew up poor in Denver, Colorado in the 80s and 90s. His father was an Irish immigrant who ran a pub downtown, and his mother left the family when he was young. Kat has never met her grandparents, and for good reason: Peter’s father was an abusive alcoholic who kicked him out when he was 16, after he impregnated the local media heiress, Katrina Analisse, Kat’s mother.

Peter’s childhood best friend was Clarence, the Twin Souls preacher. When Peter and his new family eventually moved to Virginia, Clarence visited often, and in the late 2000s, the two of them along with Mo formed a trio of inseparable friends.

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At least they didn’t send him to the People’s Republic of Australia

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He served in the military during the Turaqistan War which is where his ear got grapeed up

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father and daughter http://rainbowdash.net/url/876308

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With a slim House majority and the next election right around the corner, one has to wonder if the GOP caucus has been passing a goddamn crack pipe around to be trying to introduce a 30% sales tax into our tax code, surely not one of them thinks that’ll go well

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https://youtu.be/i7Bxg6SeDmw

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Why in the FrankerZ are cigarette production dates so hard to read, I’m trying to figure out if I need to toss out over half my stock here

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Did some paid CGI work that’s finally been released, but the client was a furry porn artist, so instead of linking directly to the comic like a psychopath, I’m just throwing together a little showcase of the model I made for him.

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I mean imagine living next door to this guy http://rainbowdash.net/url/876306

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For my new Sims save I’ve forgone making a crazy character and instead have filled the neighborhood exclusively with the crazy characters I’ve created in the past and am just playing as myself, it’s infinitely funnier because it legitimately affects my ability to play normally when you have a neighborhood jam packed with maniacs that have incredibly obnoxious traits

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I am FINALLY, two years after trying to give the show another chance, caught up with Doctor Who, just in time to see this new David Tennant guy take over the role

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(Skeletons do not frighten me as much as women do)

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Hindsight is 20/20 and now that I’m older and not as sad I do have to say that all of that insanely cringey public whining I used to do about my miserable sex life probably did leave a lot of people with the impression that I was somebody with a lot of skeletons in my closet so I guess I do get why I was getting those kinds of scams directed at me.

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(But also, the dude sending those messages out should probably do some research about who their marks are - i wasn’t even old enough to drink yet!)

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Back in 2017 or 2018 when my videos were more popular I got a direct message on Discord from somebody claiming there were chat logs being distributed in some other Discord that show me trying to groom a minor fan and while I can’t find the message now - I might’ve deleted it to prevent my stupid ass from accidentally clicking the link? - I sent some reply that went along the lines of “women are mean and frighten me and I avoid even speaking to them” and I never heard anything back from the presumably automated account but it just occurred to me that most content creators are not good little frightened boys like me and that in fact a nonzero amount of them probably looked at that message and thought “oh banana how did this get out” and that just makes me sad

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Anyone else’s spam box full of people claiming to have photos/evidence of you committing terrible acts followed by links to virus downloads and has anybody actually ever fallen for them

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I also obviously don’t know more about it than the average person would, I’m just kind of sitting back and seeing how this all unfolds, although obviously things aren’t looking great for him right now.

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Justin Rolland is (was?) a friend of a friend and all I’m gonna say about what’s going on with him was I was shocked to hear it because he seems like such a nice guy, and also simultaneously not shocked at all because this mutual friend seems to attract bad company despite being relatively normal themself.

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Come on YouTube, you can say the s-word on cable these days, why do I gotta Potato Knishesin blank it out to please advertisers who are all already on the network that has full frontal nudity

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The Sims-level life sim but with a GTA level focus on crime and gunplay. Get on it, AAA studios.

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Now he looks familiar… http://rainbowdash.net/url/876305

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How to tell it’s Election Day in Virginia: if the Attorney General announces an investigation into a suburban school board, there’s probably an election happening in that county.