Matt (zeldatra)

  1. If you ever feel bad about your job performance, just remember that Mitt Romney’s niece was chair of the Republican Party across eight years spanning two presidents and yet she didn’t preside over a single general election win for her party. That’s unheard of.

    about 10 hours ago from web
  2. @scribus second-season Simpsons PG

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  3. This toon is ten minutes and is fully PG in content, might be the first time I’ve done something so long and so tame in about eight years

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  4. Kazuma Kiryu, a former yakuza debt collector: No, Mine, you don’t need to die to be redeemed!!
    Takayuki Yagami, a lawyer: Yeah grape kill yourself I don’t give a kiwi

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. my favorite parts in Judgment are the many parts where Kaito goes “Yo Tak I’ve got this sick plan to catch the bad guy” and then Yagami goes “cool but how are we gonna pull it off?” and Kaito goes “????? What are you asking me for??????”

    about 9 days ago from web
  6. As a spinoff I thought Judgment would be one of the shorter games but so far I’ve put more time into it than every other non-JRPG Yakuza except 0.

    about 9 days ago from web
  7. the year is 2024 and i never watched breaking bad, game of thrones, euphoria, or house of cards, i am immune to all forms of social pressure

    about 14 days ago from web
  8. people online will say i'm a left wing hack but i'm blocked both by the state GOP AND failed Democratic presidential candidate Dean Phillips on Twitter so I think I'm actually a very balanced hack

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  9. I am dissatisfied with the way x candidate has handled y issue, so I will be voting for his opponent who has promised to handle it even worse

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  10. @scribus fives got redpilled and he just tagged along, it's not his fault

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  11. if anybody's wondering what the worst thing i've ever animated is, it's that

    about a month ago from web in context
  12. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876554

    about a month ago from web
  13. I sound like Dennis from Always Sunny in this cartoon. Not on purpose. It just sort of happened. But I think people are gonna like it. They have to. Because of the implication.

    about a month ago from web
  14. Had to get a new phone number due to many frustrating circumstances that caused me to lose access to the old one, but then I got the old one back, so now I have two phone numbers like some kind of drug dealer. My new number belonged to some old lady that gave her number out to literally everyone and everything so the new number’s gotta go. I’ve been getting spam calls and texts nonstop all day.

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. like you can go online right now and read the obituary of the person that made the realistic anatomy mods and she did not die young i can tell you that much

    about a month ago from web
  16. The Sims modding community is kinda nuts because 90% of the biggest custom content creators are women in their 70s so in all likelihood that’s somebody’s granny making the sex mods

    about a month ago from web
  17. Also lmao at Chitose being banished to the shadow realm before the credits even roll because her actress is actually famous and is probably never coming back to the series and they scanned her face in so they’d have to pay her to even use the character again

    about a month ago from web
  18. what REALLY shocked me was that half of the romance options in IW just straight-up rape Kasuga and it's completely played for laughs! he gets assaulted like three times, and is arguably coerced the other two times!

    about a month ago from web
  19. i did end up beating infinite wealth and am making my way through the postgame, was a bit shocked that Chitose never becomes one of the romance options (unlike Saeko, who becomes romanceable towards the end of the last game), but then again maybe I shouldn't be shocked that Kasuga maybe doesn't want to be sexually involved with the person whose introduction to the series was putting rohypnol in his drink

    about a month ago from web
  20. Every time somebody important dies in this game I go “holy papaya!!” but then I remember that none of them were decapitated so they might just be in a three-game coma

    about a month ago from web
  21. But yeah for the most part it’s pretty good. Kaiji Tang is the Ichiban I imagine in my head

    about a month ago from web
  22. @adiwan it’s mad unfortunate in some cases, they face scanned Daniel Dae Kim for the triad boss but when he talks it’s not Daniel Dae Kim’s voice and Daniel Dae Kim is Ebina instead???

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. @adiwan I dunno, maybe I’m just misremembering Nanba’s voice because I’m currently used to hearing him as Yagami’s, but Greg Chun constantly sounds like he’s about to lose his voice in Infinite Wealth. That and his audio mixing is like noticeably worse than everyone else’s, so he might actually just have done everything from home with no voice direction and the audio engineer didn’t fix anything. Mega jarring because the rest of the English voice dub is shockingly good.

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. @adiwan is that why Nanba sounds like COVID destroyed his throat

    about a month ago from web in context
  25. “Kiryu has contracted schizophrenia from repeated exposure to Kasuga” is not a tutorial I thought I would read in this game

    about a month ago from web in context
  26. Did Ichiban and Kiryu have an off-screen adventure together between Ryu 7 and Infinite Wealth or something? Ichiban keeps saying papaya like “everything Kiryu did for me” but to my knowledge all Kiryu did was show up, beat Ichiban up, exposit at him, then leave without even telling him his name.

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. @adiwan I do that too, but the cops in this county are mega slow. You call, they take 45 minutes to show up.

    about a month ago from web in context
  28. Only theft I stopped today was kids stealing White Claw. On the bright side, I really bullied them over their choice in drinks. Just completely laid into them. Told them my grandma drinks that grape & that it was embarrassing watching them grab it.

    about a month ago from web
  29. France hasn’t used Francs since the 90s!!!!! How did one end up in my store????????

    about a month ago from web
  30. somebody paid for a lottery ticket today by passing off a French Franc as a quarter, and now I’m just left wondering where tf it came from

    about a month ago from web