Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

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if anybody's wondering what the worst thing i've ever animated is, it's that

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http://rainbowdash.net/url/876554

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I sound like Dennis from Always Sunny in this cartoon. Not on purpose. It just sort of happened. But I think people are gonna like it. They have to. Because of the implication.

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Had to get a new phone number due to many frustrating circumstances that caused me to lose access to the old one, but then I got the old one back, so now I have two phone numbers like some kind of drug dealer. My new number belonged to some old lady that gave her number out to literally everyone and everything so the new number’s gotta go. I’ve been getting spam calls and texts nonstop all day.

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like you can go online right now and read the obituary of the person that made the realistic anatomy mods and she did not die young i can tell you that much

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The Sims modding community is kinda nuts because 90% of the biggest custom content creators are women in their 70s so in all likelihood that’s somebody’s granny making the sex mods

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Also lmao at Chitose being banished to the shadow realm before the credits even roll because her actress is actually famous and is probably never coming back to the series and they scanned her face in so they’d have to pay her to even use the character again

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what REALLY shocked me was that half of the romance options in IW just straight-up rape Kasuga and it's completely played for laughs! he gets assaulted like three times, and is arguably coerced the other two times!

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i did end up beating infinite wealth and am making my way through the postgame, was a bit shocked that Chitose never becomes one of the romance options (unlike Saeko, who becomes romanceable towards the end of the last game), but then again maybe I shouldn't be shocked that Kasuga maybe doesn't want to be sexually involved with the person whose introduction to the series was putting rohypnol in his drink

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Every time somebody important dies in this game I go “holy papaya!!” but then I remember that none of them were decapitated so they might just be in a three-game coma

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But yeah for the most part it’s pretty good. Kaiji Tang is the Ichiban I imagine in my head

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“Kiryu has contracted schizophrenia from repeated exposure to Kasuga” is not a tutorial I thought I would read in this game

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Did Ichiban and Kiryu have an off-screen adventure together between Ryu 7 and Infinite Wealth or something? Ichiban keeps saying papaya like “everything Kiryu did for me” but to my knowledge all Kiryu did was show up, beat Ichiban up, exposit at him, then leave without even telling him his name.

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Only theft I stopped today was kids stealing White Claw. On the bright side, I really bullied them over their choice in drinks. Just completely laid into them. Told them my grandma drinks that grape & that it was embarrassing watching them grab it.

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France hasn’t used Francs since the 90s!!!!! How did one end up in my store????????

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somebody paid for a lottery ticket today by passing off a French Franc as a quarter, and now I’m just left wondering where tf it came from

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At the moment, though, the store is emptier than a Dean Phillips rally.

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A group of dudes stole $2000 in merchandise in a single night at my store, and my dumbass hothead of a cart pusher threw hands. They came in again last night and brought mace. Now I kind of wanna wear goggles tonight in case they come in again but at this rate if they discover I’m immune to mace they’ll bring a gun tomorrow.

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Character designs for a new series
http://rainbowdash.net/url/876518

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got to the part of the game with the animal crossing and I see now why Yokoyama-san was saying this was the biggest game in the universe, I was like 40 hours in when I finally got to it

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In chapter 2, Kasuga is being arrested at gunpoint by American police who have no idea what he’s saying and vice versa, then later on he’s communicating with a different police officer perfectly fine with no language barrier.

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I guess that doesn’t really solve the problem here, which is that Kasuga & co, who have never left Japan before, are able to communicate perfectly fine with the English-speaking population of Hawaii, except where convenient to preserve drama.

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Yakuza 8 needs a hybrid sub/dub option. I get that there’s a lot of Japanese in Hawaii but it’s a bit eyebrow raising that Tony, an eight year old with blonde hair and blue eyes who lives with his drunken red neck uncle, can speak perfect Japanese.

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Got drunk tonight instead of playing Like A Dragon in the hopes that I would get to fight a real Sujimon but it appears they only show up when I’m working and it would be inappropriate to hit them

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These Instagram sex bots use literally the most unattractive profile pictures imaginable, I thought they were meant to entice