Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

Matt

he does look like my stepdad though

Matt

gonna try and get a meeting with the Governor to see if I can get funding for a publishing company that signs production deals with young filmmakers and musicians who are fresh out of Virginia universities. Planning to leave out all the mean things I said about his vest and his haircut and the way he looks like my stepdad trying to relate to me at Thanksgiving.

Matt

The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder is a fixed point in time. No matter what, no matter what timeline or universe you’re in, it’s a train wreck, there is not a single thing they could have done to make that show good. (It is very funny though.)

Matt

found my car in the parking lot, new tires and all. They finished the job and then didn’t call me.

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I have severely underestimated how long it takes to put tires on a car

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Getting the tires replaced on my car which means I am trapped in this shopping plaza for the next hour.

Matt

I spend a week and a half in England so I am now fully conscious of all of their political issues. I believe Boris Johnson is sponsored by RAYCON EARBUDS

Matt

All these old Disney Afternoon shows being watchable in 4K is really messed up, man was never meant to go this far

Matt

Gonna start telling kids that Sonic is cool and that all the grown ups like Sonic, it’s gonna FrankerZ their entire lives up, it’ll be great.

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(I have since created a new character and stayed under the radar while I concoct my next evil plan)

Matt

There is not room for shenanigans in this game!!

Matt

Throwback to the time at the beginning of COVID that me and my cowriter got banned in The Sims Online, which as far as I’m aware is not a game with a global ban mechanism. Everyone who owns property just knows each other in this game so somebody just went to other lots and spread the word of our misdeeds and people started blacklisting us before we could get to their house.

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Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers looks like the Xbox 360 video game adaptation of Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers. BUT… it’s still a lot of fun. I enjoyed it, a lot more than I thought I would. If you have Disney+ and a couple of hours to kill, you could do a lot worse.

Matt

obsessed with Dark MAGA. this FrankerZin kid talks like a LARPer in a PSA from the 1980s about how Dungeons & Dragons turns your kid to satanism.

Matt

The market is down, but you wouldn’t know that looking at my portfolio. House prices are up, but not where I’m looking. The economy’s in recession, inflation is up, people can’t pay for gas, and the brown artist with the voting record that would make Karl Marx blush is about to buy a house in an all white neighborhood that Trump won by 30 points, bringing his Japanese car and socialist life partner with him. I think I AM the great replacement.

Matt

Love getting emails telling me to schedule my next COVID test… from the British company I took my previous one with on my way out of Gatwick Airport three weeks ago. They have it on file that I live in America and was traveling to America when I took that test, again, less than a month ago. Shouldn’t there be some system in place that stops me from getting useless ads from them that I couldn’t do anything with even if I wanted to?

Matt

grape! It was right there! “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his music to sell records, well I do, so [Potato Knishes] him and [banana] you too” with the words in brackets being replaced with him cussing out Chris Rock at the Oscars. Missed opportunity. Dammit.

Matt

talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

Matt

if twitter existed in 2000 George Bush would probably have won Florida tbh

Matt

My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

Matt

(The mouth chart for that. Used to be I would just have one of these per cartoon. Now I sometimes have a few per shot.) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876138

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you will be able to tell which shots I animated with a Simpsons episode on in the background http://rainbowdash.net/url/876137

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"invest in electric cars", they said. "the stocks won't fall", they said.

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I think I might have unconscious bias against women with nails longer than their hands

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That’s what I remember

Matt

Jake Soo-ly is handicapped, becomes CGI blueman, falls in love with Natiri of the Navi while trying to get stupidnamium from the tree of life, has hair sex with her and also the animals, and then betrays his people and kills all of them

Matt

Seems like a weird time to put out Avatar 2 since I’m pretty sure nobody remembers what happened in the first movie at this point.