Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

Matt

Trump still has a publishing company, right? I bet he wants a slice of Horny Cowboys in Space. Guaranteed hit.

Matt

Go Ahead, cancel me for my erotic space western, you can’t stifle genius

Matt

I realize that the cowboy erotica market is a little saturated but hopefully there’s room on the shelves for my little indie novel about a time traveling cowboy appleing a bunch of alien women while avoiding capture by soviet agents.

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Why yes, my sci-fi cowboy erotica DOES open in Roswell, New Mexico, 1947. How else will people know I wrote it if the plot isn’t contrived?

Matt

Starting my novel http://rainbowdash.net/url/875861

Matt

I hope one of Gavin Newsom’s recall challengers invokes California in his campaign line they’re doing in Texas and Arizona. “We’re gonna stop California from coming to California.”

Matt

And the red areas, predictably, add up to very little, population-wise, so you couldn’t even justify creating a new state with that.

Matt

State secessionist movements are really funny to me, a Virginian, for no particular reason...

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rational http://rainbowdash.net/url/875859

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Really kicking 14 year-old me for giving this character such a raspy voice.

Matt

Man I hope this Matt-on-Matt sex scene is as funny as I think it is because some of this dialogue is so vulgar I’ll look like a kiwiing psychopath if nobody laughs

Matt

Do you still need an intimacy coach if both parts are played by you

Matt

like, not out of discomfort with my sex, or out of identifying myself with one or another, but literally just like, yeah man, whatever you wanna call me, that's cool by me

Matt

so maybe a weird question, but is there a term for people who... kind of don't care about their gender identity? like, not gender neutral. i've always been comfortable being a man, and I still am, but as i get older my gender (and to a certain extent my sexual orientation, though my tastes are still pretty geared towards feminine-looking people - but not necessarily exclusively women) is something that matters to me less and less, to the point where, if I weren't so obviously male, i could see myself being pretty tolerant of just about any pronoun anyone wants to call me. gender agnostic?

Matt

Ah, railroading.

Matt

Playing Metal Gear Solid again... I bodyslammed Meryl while she was disguised because I recognized her walk cycle and I wanted to see what would happen. Nothing happens, she just sprints into her next cutscene to prevent you from impeding her any further. And then she still claims to have gotten the jump on you.

Matt

I was today years old when I learned that Twin Shadow is black.

Matt

“Your honor, with all due respect, have you noticed that I physically shrink in size when the plaintiff addresses me?”

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you know, that thing that gave me a mental illness. That thing.

Matt

content creators should be more like me: deathly afraid of talking to women because of that thing that happened to me in high school

Matt

Danny Sexoffender

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That’s basically the approach they took in GTA, they had a President in GTA IV in 2008 who was supposedly a parody of Bush, he was a bumbling idiot whose father was also President, but then in GTA V, which took place in late 2013, he’s still President and the in-game internet implies he’s closer to an Obama clone in terms of actual policy (and, maybe because GTA is a British game, his tenure as President is nonsensical in the real world because he’s served at LEAST two full terms and he’s still running for re-election in 2016.)

Matt

Kind of makes me wish I’d introduced a fictional “President” character in like, 2019, while Trump was President, and then kept him as President after Biden took office so that nobody could say he was a clear analogue for either. Just say in an episode that New Jersey DIDN’T vote for this guy - so he’s a Republican, right? But no, wait, he also sponsored a tax hike and there are ads on TV about impeaching “the socialist”. Which party is he from? Neither. This world is fictional and real life political norms don’t apply, dummy.

Matt

I hate to “both sides” this apple but whataboutism is rampant on both sides and it seems like you can’t make fun of Joe Biden without somebody telling you the last guy was worse. Yes, we’re aware.

Matt

sure do hope we can still do jokes about Joe Biden being a jackass without somebody screaming at me for being a “Republican”.