Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

  1. British Twitter is calling for the boycott of the BBC but it’s one of the three television channels in this country and HBO Max isn’t available here without a VPN, so what else are these guys gonna watch? Paint dry?

    about 19 days ago from web
  2. British soap operas are crazy, I watched an episode of Coronation Street, there's like four hundred characters and there were like twenty different storylines going on at once in this one episode, it was at a point that I wasn't sure if I had accidentally changed the channel

    about 20 days ago from web
  3. American lotteries have all failed me so I’m entering Euromillions instead

    about 20 days ago from web
  4. My message reader changed voice when I got into Ireland and stayed that way in England, is Siri not authorized to work outside of the US??

    about 21 days ago from web
  5. @scribus I showed my host what Bart Simpson is actually supposed to sound like last night and he told me basically the same thing

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  6. The Simpsons is on Channel 4 and it’s very clearly sped up to 25 frames per second, this country is GROSS

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  7. It took about as long for my luggegr to get to the baggage claim as my flight from Dublin to London did which makes me think they didn’t actually load my plane and just threw it on the next one

    about 22 days ago from web
  8. It’s snowing in England right now and I’ve just realized this is the most snow I’ve seen all winter

    about 22 days ago from web
  9. European vending machines be like: Twix, Kit Kat, some kind of potato chip with “potato” in the name and nothing else, an entire croissant in a bag, some weird non-Euclidean shaped snack with a name like “Jimmy Jammy Flinky Flories”, an N95 mask, an entire carton of Marlboro cigarettes tax free

    about 22 days ago from web
  10. Stuck in Ireland for a bit because the aforementioned Canada antics caused me to miss my connecting flight AMA

    about 22 days ago from web
  11. We left Washington two hours ago but we’re still over Canada, I think I got pranked

    about 23 days ago from web
  12. I’m watching somebody get kicked out of the airport at my gate, and here I thought I was gonna be bored

    about 23 days ago from web
  13. Flying to the uk today, I should have a good lunch before I go to a country where they eat like the Germans are still bombing them

    about 23 days ago from web
  14. juliefan21 was probably ecstatic about covid

    about 24 days ago from web
  15. Last year even with COVID restrictions getting through Dulles Airport was easy af, so now that there’s none I’m gonna be mad at hell if I have problems this time.

    about 24 days ago from web
  16. …did I make that joke already? I’m getting deja vu from that joke.

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. Finally watched The Bad Guys a few weeks ago, my only problem with the movie was the unrealistic scenario of California having a popular Governor

    about a month ago from web
  18. me circa 2019 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876327

    about a month ago from web
  19. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876326

    about a month ago from web
  20. The Family Guy clips market on YouTube is so oversaturated that the official Family Guy YouTube channel had to be shut down because everyone was just going to xXStewieDaKillaXx for them and the official channel wasn't getting any views or making any money

    about a month ago from web
  21. Me: *googles "best bitrate to use for 4K H264 video"*
    Only comment on four year old Reddit thread: "why are you using H264 lmao use a different codec"

    about a month ago from web
  22. “Oh but they have knife crime” yeah and I have a fist what’s your point

    about a month ago from web
  23. @scribus Downtown London is crazy man, kids in the suburbs were getting off school, came to the city on a train, and were just wandering about buying sweets with their allowances, never would’ve dreamed of doing that when I was a kid (I mean, mostly because the Washington metro didn’t hit my hometown until I was 25, but still…

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. @adiwan and then once the plan lands my risk of getting killed in a mass shooting also falls significantly

    about a month ago from web in context
  25. One week until my risk of death in a transatlantic plane crash rises significantly

    about a month ago from web in context
  26. new comic http://rainbowdash.net/url/876325

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. People told me I drew the fish’s boobs too big in the twin souls, but now I’m seeing all this muscle fetish art of the same character, make up your minds people, at least I’m normal

    about a month ago from web
  28. Hearing about a big, nationally syndicated comic getting pulled from newspapers nationwide because its creator is a racist, going to see what it was, and then seeing that it was Dilbert was genuinely funnier than any strip of Dilbert. Laughed out papayaing loud.

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. @scribus I was gonna say, the other day I saw a map of SoCal’s road network and it sure does seem like urban Los Angeles is much bigger than LA County based on that alone

    about a month ago from web in context
  30. Got a spam email from a guy named “Carlos” who emailed me from a domain in Cardiff, as luck would have it I’m gonna be in Cardiff in a couple of weeks, so instead of replying to the email I’m just gonna go kick his ass directly

    about a month ago from web