Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

  1. he does look like my stepdad though

    about a month ago from web
  2. gonna try and get a meeting with the Governor to see if I can get funding for a publishing company that signs production deals with young filmmakers and musicians who are fresh out of Virginia universities. Planning to leave out all the mean things I said about his vest and his haircut and the way he looks like my stepdad trying to relate to me at Thanksgiving.

    about a month ago from web
  3. The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder is a fixed point in time. No matter what, no matter what timeline or universe you’re in, it’s a train wreck, there is not a single thing they could have done to make that show good. (It is very funny though.)

    about a month ago from web
  4. @scribus man we coulda been rid of this asshole four years ago if Beto didn't have such a big mouth. two friggin' percent margin.

    about a month ago from web in context
  5. found my car in the parking lot, new tires and all. They finished the job and then didn’t call me.

    about a month ago from web
  6. I have severely underestimated how long it takes to put tires on a car

    about a month ago from web
  7. Getting the tires replaced on my car which means I am trapped in this shopping plaza for the next hour.

    about a month ago from web
  8. I spend a week and a half in England so I am now fully conscious of all of their political issues. I believe Boris Johnson is sponsored by RAYCON EARBUDS

    about a month ago from web
  9. All these old Disney Afternoon shows being watchable in 4K is really messed up, man was never meant to go this far

    about a month ago from web
  10. Gonna start telling kids that Sonic is cool and that all the grown ups like Sonic, it’s gonna FrankerZ their entire lives up, it’ll be great.

    about a month ago from web
  11. (I have since created a new character and stayed under the radar while I concoct my next evil plan)

    about a month ago from web
  12. There is not room for shenanigans in this game!!

    about a month ago from web
  13. Throwback to the time at the beginning of COVID that me and my cowriter got banned in The Sims Online, which as far as I’m aware is not a game with a global ban mechanism. Everyone who owns property just knows each other in this game so somebody just went to other lots and spread the word of our misdeeds and people started blacklisting us before we could get to their house.

    about a month ago from web
  14. Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers looks like the Xbox 360 video game adaptation of Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers. BUT… it’s still a lot of fun. I enjoyed it, a lot more than I thought I would. If you have Disney+ and a couple of hours to kill, you could do a lot worse.

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. @scribus Similarly - why are “Device Manager” and “Printers and Devices” two separate menus?

    about a month ago from web in context
  16. obsessed with Dark MAGA. this FrankerZin kid talks like a LARPer in a PSA from the 1980s about how Dungeons & Dragons turns your kid to satanism.

    about a month ago from web
  17. The market is down, but you wouldn’t know that looking at my portfolio. House prices are up, but not where I’m looking. The economy’s in recession, inflation is up, people can’t pay for gas, and the brown artist with the voting record that would make Karl Marx blush is about to buy a house in an all white neighborhood that Trump won by 30 points, bringing his Japanese car and socialist life partner with him. I think I AM the great replacement.

    about a month ago from web
  18. Love getting emails telling me to schedule my next COVID test… from the British company I took my previous one with on my way out of Gatwick Airport three weeks ago. They have it on file that I live in America and was traveling to America when I took that test, again, less than a month ago. Shouldn’t there be some system in place that stops me from getting useless ads from them that I couldn’t do anything with even if I wanted to?

    about a month ago from web
  19. grape! It was right there! “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his music to sell records, well I do, so [Potato Knishes] him and [banana] you too” with the words in brackets being replaced with him cussing out Chris Rock at the Oscars. Missed opportunity. Dammit.

    about a month ago from web
  20. talking kiwi on a Disney movie gets you ratio’d harder than saying something racist

    about a month ago from web in context
  21. if twitter existed in 2000 George Bush would probably have won Florida tbh

    about a month ago from web
  22. My store was fully stocked on baby formula until the news started saying we were running out of baby formula. Now we’re running out of baby formula because people think we’re running out of baby formula and they’re coming in to buy as much as they can. Completely manufactured panic.

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. (The mouth chart for that. Used to be I would just have one of these per cartoon. Now I sometimes have a few per shot.) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876138

    about a month ago from web
  24. you will be able to tell which shots I animated with a Simpsons episode on in the background http://rainbowdash.net/url/876137

    about a month ago from web
  25. "invest in electric cars", they said. "the stocks won't fall", they said.

    about a month ago from web
  26. I think I might have unconscious bias against women with nails longer than their hands

    about 2 months ago from web
  27. That’s what I remember

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  28. Jake Soo-ly is handicapped, becomes CGI blueman, falls in love with Natiri of the Navi while trying to get stupidnamium from the tree of life, has hair sex with her and also the animals, and then betrays his people and kills all of them

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. Seems like a weird time to put out Avatar 2 since I’m pretty sure nobody remembers what happened in the first movie at this point.

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. @scribus was really looking forward to hearing the doctor talk like an actor whose entire understanding of mental disability comes from very special episodes of the 1980s

    about 2 months ago from web in context