Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

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British Twitter is calling for the boycott of the BBC but it’s one of the three television channels in this country and HBO Max isn’t available here without a VPN, so what else are these guys gonna watch? Paint dry?

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British soap operas are crazy, I watched an episode of Coronation Street, there's like four hundred characters and there were like twenty different storylines going on at once in this one episode, it was at a point that I wasn't sure if I had accidentally changed the channel

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American lotteries have all failed me so I’m entering Euromillions instead

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My message reader changed voice when I got into Ireland and stayed that way in England, is Siri not authorized to work outside of the US??

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The Simpsons is on Channel 4 and it’s very clearly sped up to 25 frames per second, this country is GROSS

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It took about as long for my luggegr to get to the baggage claim as my flight from Dublin to London did which makes me think they didn’t actually load my plane and just threw it on the next one

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It’s snowing in England right now and I’ve just realized this is the most snow I’ve seen all winter

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European vending machines be like: Twix, Kit Kat, some kind of potato chip with “potato” in the name and nothing else, an entire croissant in a bag, some weird non-Euclidean shaped snack with a name like “Jimmy Jammy Flinky Flories”, an N95 mask, an entire carton of Marlboro cigarettes tax free

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Stuck in Ireland for a bit because the aforementioned Canada antics caused me to miss my connecting flight AMA

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We left Washington two hours ago but we’re still over Canada, I think I got pranked

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I’m watching somebody get kicked out of the airport at my gate, and here I thought I was gonna be bored

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Flying to the uk today, I should have a good lunch before I go to a country where they eat like the Germans are still bombing them

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juliefan21 was probably ecstatic about covid

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Last year even with COVID restrictions getting through Dulles Airport was easy af, so now that there’s none I’m gonna be mad at hell if I have problems this time.

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…did I make that joke already? I’m getting deja vu from that joke.

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Finally watched The Bad Guys a few weeks ago, my only problem with the movie was the unrealistic scenario of California having a popular Governor

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me circa 2019 http://rainbowdash.net/url/876327

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http://rainbowdash.net/url/876326

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The Family Guy clips market on YouTube is so oversaturated that the official Family Guy YouTube channel had to be shut down because everyone was just going to xXStewieDaKillaXx for them and the official channel wasn't getting any views or making any money

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Me: *googles "best bitrate to use for 4K H264 video"*
Only comment on four year old Reddit thread: "why are you using H264 lmao use a different codec"

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“Oh but they have knife crime” yeah and I have a fist what’s your point

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One week until my risk of death in a transatlantic plane crash rises significantly

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new comic http://rainbowdash.net/url/876325

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People told me I drew the fish’s boobs too big in the twin souls, but now I’m seeing all this muscle fetish art of the same character, make up your minds people, at least I’m normal

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Hearing about a big, nationally syndicated comic getting pulled from newspapers nationwide because its creator is a racist, going to see what it was, and then seeing that it was Dilbert was genuinely funnier than any strip of Dilbert. Laughed out papayaing loud.

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Got a spam email from a guy named “Carlos” who emailed me from a domain in Cardiff, as luck would have it I’m gonna be in Cardiff in a couple of weeks, so instead of replying to the email I’m just gonna go kick his ass directly