Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 2

  1. Trump still has a publishing company, right? I bet he wants a slice of Horny Cowboys in Space. Guaranteed hit.

    about 18 days ago from web
  2. Go Ahead, cancel me for my erotic space western, you can’t stifle genius

    about 18 days ago from web
  3. I realize that the cowboy erotica market is a little saturated but hopefully there’s room on the shelves for my little indie novel about a time traveling cowboy appleing a bunch of alien women while avoiding capture by soviet agents.

    about 18 days ago from web
  4. Why yes, my sci-fi cowboy erotica DOES open in Roswell, New Mexico, 1947. How else will people know I wrote it if the plot isn’t contrived?

    about 18 days ago from web
  5. Starting my novel http://rainbowdash.net/url/875861

    about 18 days ago from web
  6. I hope one of Gavin Newsom’s recall challengers invokes California in his campaign line they’re doing in Texas and Arizona. “We’re gonna stop California from coming to California.”

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  7. And the red areas, predictably, add up to very little, population-wise, so you couldn’t even justify creating a new state with that.

    about 19 days ago from web
  8. @zeldatra my apologies: Sacramento is closer to the center of the state. So nowhere’s safe.

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  9. @scribus the California split movement confuses the hell out of me, because you got Los Angeles/San Diego in the south, San Francisco/Sacramento in the north, and a loooootta Biden counties in between... you would need to create a really weirdly shaped state to change any kind of electoral momentum over there. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875860

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  10. State secessionist movements are really funny to me, a Virginian, for no particular reason...

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  11. rational http://rainbowdash.net/url/875859

    about 19 days ago from web
  12. Really kicking 14 year-old me for giving this character such a raspy voice.

    about 19 days ago from web
  13. Man I hope this Matt-on-Matt sex scene is as funny as I think it is because some of this dialogue is so vulgar I’ll look like a kiwiing psychopath if nobody laughs

    about 20 days ago from web
  14. Do you still need an intimacy coach if both parts are played by you

    about 20 days ago from web
  15. like, not out of discomfort with my sex, or out of identifying myself with one or another, but literally just like, yeah man, whatever you wanna call me, that's cool by me

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  16. so maybe a weird question, but is there a term for people who... kind of don't care about their gender identity? like, not gender neutral. i've always been comfortable being a man, and I still am, but as i get older my gender (and to a certain extent my sexual orientation, though my tastes are still pretty geared towards feminine-looking people - but not necessarily exclusively women) is something that matters to me less and less, to the point where, if I weren't so obviously male, i could see myself being pretty tolerant of just about any pronoun anyone wants to call me. gender agnostic?

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  17. @scribus This is why I always enjoyed the mostly-unscripted nature of the later Fallouts & Elder Scrolls. New Vegas particularly introduces you to a major antagonist (or ally, if you choose to go that route...) fairly early on, while you’re on your way to a story quest, and you can just let him do his thing, or, if you have the firepower, you can just FrankerZin shoot him and he won’t appear again for the rest of the game. (And then you can shoot his replacement later, too!)

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  18. Ah, railroading.

    about 21 days ago from web
  19. Playing Metal Gear Solid again... I bodyslammed Meryl while she was disguised because I recognized her walk cycle and I wanted to see what would happen. Nothing happens, she just sprints into her next cutscene to prevent you from impeding her any further. And then she still claims to have gotten the jump on you.

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  20. @scribus time zones

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  21. I was today years old when I learned that Twin Shadow is black.

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  22. “Your honor, with all due respect, have you noticed that I physically shrink in size when the plaintiff addresses me?”

    about 23 days ago from web
  23. you know, that thing that gave me a mental illness. That thing.

    about 23 days ago from web
  24. content creators should be more like me: deathly afraid of talking to women because of that thing that happened to me in high school

    about 23 days ago from web
  25. Danny Sexoffender

    about 23 days ago from web
  26. @tiff damn u let urself go

    about 23 days ago from web in context
  27. That’s basically the approach they took in GTA, they had a President in GTA IV in 2008 who was supposedly a parody of Bush, he was a bumbling idiot whose father was also President, but then in GTA V, which took place in late 2013, he’s still President and the in-game internet implies he’s closer to an Obama clone in terms of actual policy (and, maybe because GTA is a British game, his tenure as President is nonsensical in the real world because he’s served at LEAST two full terms and he’s still running for re-election in 2016.)

    about 23 days ago from web
  28. Kind of makes me wish I’d introduced a fictional “President” character in like, 2019, while Trump was President, and then kept him as President after Biden took office so that nobody could say he was a clear analogue for either. Just say in an episode that New Jersey DIDN’T vote for this guy - so he’s a Republican, right? But no, wait, he also sponsored a tax hike and there are ads on TV about impeaching “the socialist”. Which party is he from? Neither. This world is fictional and real life political norms don’t apply, dummy.

    about 23 days ago from web
  29. I hate to “both sides” this apple but whataboutism is rampant on both sides and it seems like you can’t make fun of Joe Biden without somebody telling you the last guy was worse. Yes, we’re aware.

    about 23 days ago from web in context
  30. sure do hope we can still do jokes about Joe Biden being a jackass without somebody screaming at me for being a “Republican”.

    about 23 days ago from web