Cecil Gherkin Palmer (thelastgherkin)

  1. @metaltao Nope. All furries are bronies.

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  2. @mylittletrixie A furry and a brony is the same thing.

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  3. @northernnarwhal Man, if only.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  4. Sleeping with Cinnamon like http://pny.lv/3ht9

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  5. @northernnarwhal Yeah come back to me when Ezekiel 25:17 is about donkey dongs.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  6. Ezekiel 23:20

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  7. Note: may contain very few traces of Pokémon battling and training

    about a day ago from web
  8. Also featured: nightmares http://pny.lv/3hoi

    about a day ago from web
  9. @metaltao Ayyyy

    about a day ago from web in context
  10. Ash's erection just doubled my followers. Realisation: sex sells. http://pny.lv/3hoh

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. You don't want to miss out on witnessing the exact moment Ash gets wood, just saying http://pny.lv/3hof

    about a day ago from web
  12. This dash is a shout out to all my follower

    about a day ago from web
  13. @thelastgherkin Here's an upcoming highlight to sweeten the sales pitch http://pny.lv/3hoa

    about a day ago from web in context
  14. My new Pokémon blog starts up tomorrow and has a queue up until December, so if you want to see some terrible and frankly bizarre comics y'all better recognise: http://pny.lv/3g6h

    about a day ago from web in context
  15. Three weeks until Hell Day! Hope you're all ready for Decepticon subjugation! http://pny.lv/3ho9

    about a day ago from web
  16. Aheheh

    about a day ago from web
  17. I'm going to change my avatar to Kelsey Grammer and do the thing he does where he tries to fix the grammar on twitter.

    about a day ago from web
  18. @l1ghtsword You've unnecessary capitalisation and lack of punctuation, and you've formed a sentence fragment! Good job.

    about a day ago from web in context
  19. @nachsplitter Too many grammar rules. ;)

    about a day ago from web in context
  20. @l1ghtsword Your personal pronouns need capitalisation; try not to use capitals for emphasis when italics are an option; and you could do with a "that" between "saying" and "I have", or perhaps rephrasing to "I would like it on record that..."

    about a day ago from web in context
  21. Hellooooooo Coulson. http://pny.lv/3hno

    about a day ago from web in context
  22. "Nobble him? You're talking about one of the most powerful blokes in the cosmos."

    about a day ago from web
  23. She take me money

    about a day ago from StatusNet Android in context
  24. @rarity Erection isn't in the filter.

    about a day ago from web in context
  25. an erection

    about a day ago from web in context
  26. If you ever wondered what Ash Ketchum getting a grapes would look like, wonder no longer. http://pny.lv/3hgh

    about a day ago from web in context
  27. Tumblr's making me put days and months backwards and it's oppressing me.

    about a day ago from web in context
  28. !TANGLEBUDDIES

    about 2 days ago from web
  29. I'm pretty sure neither "brony" nor "dubstep" are actually words

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  30. "Are you trying to Garfunkel me?" "Maybe. Assuming to Garfunkel someone is to keep putting up with them even though they’re a fat, lazy cat who hogs the spotlight and eats all the lasagne."

    about 3 days ago from web in context

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