EVIL Clever Dog (thelastgherkin)

  1. @ceruleanspark When do teenagers die? Adults eat teenagers alive, no record of their deaths.

    about 2 hours ago from web in context
  2. @ceruleanspark Are you content as a singularity queer?

    about 2 hours ago from web in context
  3. Educated cubeless stupid, you think stupid.
    Why worship a dumb 1 day god when I
    demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
    within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth?

    about 2 hours ago from web in context
  4. Try my belly button logic.

    about 3 hours ago from web
  5. DEATHS ARE COMING.

    about 3 hours ago from web
  6. Pinkie, if you're hearing this, it means we're dead and gone. Please don't bake a portal, just accept it and move on.

    about 3 hours ago from web
  7. @rarity Coco Eagle. http://pny.lv/1r3w

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  8. http://pny.lv/1r3t

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  9. TheLastGherkin: RDN Detective.

    about a day ago from web
  10. Might be a bit earlier in the month, if @ceruleandick 's join date is anything to go by.

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. Oh holy crap! On the 27th, it will have been a year since the # hashtag came into use! Not sure if the guy came on the same day. Happy anniversary!

    about a day ago from web
  12. Rainbow Dash® Network™: Get Yiffed™ #

    about a day ago from web
  13. @ceruleanspark Maybe their username is like one character different to yours, and every day they type in your name to reset their password, but then when they don't receive the email they think "oh hey, that's the other guy".

    about a day ago from web in context
  14. http://pny.lv/1que I ship it.

    about a day ago from web
  15. Man, at work later I'm gonna be all "that will be 9.6 of your Earth pounds".

    about a day ago from web
  16. Damn moon.

    about a day ago from web
  17. Unless you're one of those dirty Selenites. Ugh.

    about a day ago from web
  18. They're all Earth days in the end.

    about a day ago from web
  19. Who's that Pokémon??? http://pny.lv/1qgv

    about 2 days ago from web
  20. "Freddy, did you notice my outfit?" "Ha ha, I don't even understand that question."

    about 2 days ago from web
  21. http://pny.lv/1qgr

    about 2 days ago from web
  22. http://pny.lv/1qgg All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...

    about 2 days ago from web
  23. @ceruleanspark My brain needs a shower.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  24. Man, what a lady-type. http://pny.lv/1qel

    about 2 days ago from web
  25. @mrdragon You wouldn't.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. @ceruleanspark Honey are you forgetting you can't trademark rainbows

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  27. Rainbow Dash® Network™: A Thousand Ways In, No Way Out™

    about 2 days ago from web
  28. If you people don't start talking I'm just going to keep going.

    about 2 days ago from web
  29. Rainbow Dash® Network™: Devour Your Own Empty Heart™

    about 2 days ago from web
  30. Rainbow Dash® Network™: the only website now. Where did the rest of them go? Do not ask. Do not ask™.

    about 2 days ago from web in context

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