Gherkin (thelastgherkin)

  1. @nerthos @pawnheartwithavengeance I dreamed that I was diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease that turns the people you have sex with into ponies. My girlfriend pressured me into having unprotected sex with her and turned into Fluttershy afterwards as a result. I dread to think what this says about the state of my subconcious.

    Friday, 30-Mar-12 10:23:39 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context Repeat of ceruleansparkold
  2. @critialcloudkicker Who are you calling institutionalised

    about 8 hours ago from web in context
  3. @takekiwiakenji Oh my god do I try http://pny.lv/1a8xi

    about 8 hours ago from web in context
  4. @takePotato Knishesakenji I can't block people in real life

    about 8 hours ago from web in context
  5. Sad!

    about 11 hours ago from web in context
  6. @tiffany Some of you are altright

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  7. @nerthos I guarantee that nobody on this site will condone or advocate genocide in any form, and I'm perturbed that you would think otherwise.

    about 20 hours ago from web in context
  8. @nerthos I think when your ideology is "let us oppress and genocide x group of people" the morality of the punch is not the morality that should be frowned upon or up for debate.

    about 21 hours ago from web in context
  9. @nerthos Muslim is also not a race

    about 21 hours ago from web in context
  10. @nerthos Nazi is not a race

    about 21 hours ago from web in context
  11. Anyway today I willed robot lesbians into existence using the mere power of my words so y'all are tripping 'cos you got served.

    about a day ago from web
  12. @mrmattimation Loaf and death

    about a day ago from web in context
  13. @tiffany Your task this evening is to find out which randomly-selected notice of yours I have deleted.

    about a day ago from web in context
  14. @takekiwiakenji The only way is up??

    about a day ago from web in context
  15. @takegrapeakenji This kind of power is not to be sniffed at, like one who does not sniff things

    about a day ago from web in context
  16. Speaking of slander, isn't it weird how some people can say so much without ever really saying anything at all

    about a day ago from web in context
  17. God Bless Gherkin (me)

    about a day ago from web in context
  18. Their security team, known as Sexual Chocolate,

    about a day ago from web
  19. Explain this image http://pny.lv/1a4jh

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  20. This coconut Fluffle Puff isn't funny; if you know the words you need to shoot yourself

    about 2 days ago from web
  21. Strong Bad is like the son I never had

    about 2 days ago from web
  22. The Nutshack !nnrdnn

    about 2 days ago from web
  23. Concept: Thwomp sound effect from Mario 64 autotuned into the X Files theme song

    about 2 days ago from web
  24. @nerthos Altright man got punched in the face on live TV

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  25. You don't get it, he punched him because he hated Pepe

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. Finally I can die

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  27. Sweet genius, you juys. I drew 9 posters over the past five days.

    about 2 days ago from web
  28. @tiffany http://pny.lv/1a1e8

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  29. I have a new favourite animal http://pny.lv/1a19k

    about 2 days ago from web
  30. I don't know who the McElroy brothers are but I hate them

    about 2 days ago from web

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