Silly Old Gherkin, Lord o' Ghosts! (thelastgherkin)

  1. I have an idea for what we could try. What happens when you point it at a real fish eye?

    about 2 days ago from StatusNet Android
  2. @kumo AAAAAAA

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  3. @broniebrown But where are the gay options????

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  4. Oh wow http://pny.lv/5epz

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  5. @kumo Jesus, mushi, what's on your face?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  6. @redenchilada I like the implication that if I was half an hour earlier you'd have no problem naming your legendary Pokémon after a recreational rubber phallus.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  7. @redenchilada Name it after a Bad Dragon toy.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  8. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

    about 2 days ago from web
  9. @nethernarwhal His name literally means "thank god for beef".

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  10. Welcome to Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, a short text adventure inspired by Rob Cantor.

    You're walking in the woods. There's no-one around, and your phone is dead.

    >Examine woods

    Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  11. I am a vampire and

    about 2 days ago from web
  12. That was a Star Trek reference for all you nerds out there.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  13. @vt3c Astromech or protocol?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  14. My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everyone calls me Fhqwhgads.

    about 2 days ago from web
  15. He'd just slow us down with his money and resources.

    about 2 days ago from web
  16. @vcgriffin My favourite history song is Exordium et Terminus by Zager and Evans.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  17. @vcgriffin I think Henery the Eighth posits the opposite scenario, with the lead singer being the eighth old man?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  18. Conjecture: Strong Bad dressed as "da bee" in Pumpkin Carve-nival is a reference to IMDb.

    about 3 days ago from web
  19. @hawloween It's from a great kids show called Horrible Histories. http://pny.lv/5ds9

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  20. @hawloween Divorced, beheaded, died / Divorced, beheaded, survived / I'm Henry VIII, I had six wives / Some might say I ruined their lives~

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  21. @thelastgherkin Damn.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  22. Is the word "furries" censored

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  23. Trick or threat!

    about 3 days ago from web
  24. Troy and Abed shooting laaaaaava!

    about 3 days ago from web
  25. Our country, 'tis of thee / Sweet land of Mr T

    about 3 days ago from web
  26. @righteousnarwhal Goodbye friends

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  27. @matthew The real mod was inside each of us all along.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  28. @righteousnarwhal Guess again appleser http://pny.lv/5bmd

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  29. @nickonarwhal This is Nepeta http://pny.lv/5d6w

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  30. Dear, rich Nepeta, HOW I LOVE 'ER

    about 3 days ago from web

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