@thelastgherkin
Jolly old England.
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksBend him, stretch him - he even ties in knots, but always returns to his original shape!
More details...Dr Horseload? (thelastgherkin)
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I love answers.com sometimes. #nsfw http://pny.lv/0cws
about 2 hours ago from web -
@theyurityphoon Totally worth it.
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@theyurityphoon I like this one the best. http://pny.lv/0cv4
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about 4 hours ago from web
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about 4 hours ago from web
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@ceruleanspark I wonder if that is what the refrance.
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@scoot She no longer has a face and keeps moving my furniture around.
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I hear that other little girl from The Parent Trap earns a killing impersonating Lindsay Lohan.
about 5 hours ago from web -
@scribus You just can't get well-behaved former child actors these days.
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@scribus The Power Glove guy? Well... http://pny.lv/0ct7
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@scribus He TOUCHED MY BREAST!
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Latex condo... boy, sure would love to live in one of those.
about 6 hours ago from web -
@vcgriffin I think a freshly-severed spine of an unknown animal or possible person is a reasonable price for a condo.
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I suddenly need to get my ears pierced. http://pny.lv/0cs5
about 6 hours ago from web -
"Hey baby~ Oh cherries!" Legit hilarious mid-catcall back-pedalling by Mr Straightguy Catcallerson that happened to me today.
about 10 hours ago from web -
@redenchilada 100% confirm
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Everyday I'm puff-pbh-pbhb-lin'
about 17 hours ago from web -
What time is it? It's Sex Adventure Time! http://pny.lv/0cdj
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@mastertdi A black tumor of darkness, of absence, is on the face of the brightness. The brightness is dimming. The source of all life is going, is joining the rest of us in taking today to do nothing. That’s probably not good. We should probably do something about that.
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@mastertdi Subway: devour your own empty heart.
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@mastertdi We are all immortal souls living temporarily in shelters of earth and meat.
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@mastertdi If you say guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun and you will, coincidentally, die.
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@mushi A list of things that could kill people: 1. conceivably anything. 2. not guns.
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@theyurityphoon Bullets don't kill people. Blood loss and organ damage does.
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@mastertdi Guns don't kill people. It's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all immune to bullets and it's a miracle.
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@mastertdi If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded.
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@ceruleanspark Fault report: not enough kissing
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@scribus I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! http://pny.lv/0cd0
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