Gherkin (thelastgherkin)

  1. Who is Big Gay

    about 6 hours ago from web
  2. I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop

    about 6 hours ago from web
  3. I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network

    about 21 hours ago from web
  4. @actualrudolph (distant sounds of clopping)

    about a day ago from web in context
  5. I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites

    about 4 days ago from web
  6. You: totes mcgroats
    Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatally

    about 4 days ago from web
  7. @zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  8. Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  9. @adiwan That seems... evocative

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  10. Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa

    about 5 days ago from web
  11. @adiwan Chip goes on to found the Justice League

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  12. @awl In a bag

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  13. Chip vs Dale

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  14. Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  15. Take off all your preppy clothes

    about 5 days ago from web
  16. You: Happy Father's Day
    Me, an intellectual: daddy

    about 7 days ago from web
  17. Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  18. Eat at Joe's

    about 10 days ago from web
  19. I dreamed of a Mario game where you had to decide which Mario characters would board in which hotels while on holiday and whichever one had Waluigi would kick him out after he wrecked up the place

    about 10 days ago from web
  20. @ceruleanspark I'm pretty sure the first gif was the dancing baby

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  21. There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television

    about 13 days ago from web
  22. Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin

    about 13 days ago from web
  23. My brain, desperately searching for a batcavepost: Spyro T Agnew the Dragon

    about 14 days ago from web
  24. There are seven types of urine

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  25. RIP Adam West :(

    about 16 days ago from web
  26. What's this new Boner Law I'm hearing bandied about

    about 18 days ago from web
  27. @scribus New Crash is out at the end of June. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859637

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  28. @scribus I don't goof about new Bubsy http://rainbowdash.net/url/859636

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  29. Wait, what? There's a new Bubsy game coming out??

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  30. She! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859618

    about 18 days ago from web