Gherkin (thelastgherkin)

  1. @nerthos http://pny.lv/1dpal I have +3 feline protection against crocodilia

    about 5 hours ago from web in context
  2. I also dreamed that Ashens positively reviewed the Donkey Kong Country/Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse crossover Christmas special.

    about 6 hours ago from web
  3. I dreamed six army generals attempted to trap Naked Snake in, among other things, a crocodile pit. Naked Snake put on his crocodile cap and suddenly become croc master and they all got eaten.

    about 6 hours ago from web in context
  4. @tiffany Saying "ap ap ap" at this juncture would imply approval rather than disapprobation

    about 17 hours ago from web in context
  5. Just English Things: saying "ap ap ap" instead of "uh uh uh"

    about 17 hours ago from web in context
  6. @scribus Couldn't get the A and B programming guides?

    about 18 hours ago from web in context
  7. That was a misspelling I will not correct

    about 20 hours ago from web
  8. Maybe when Donald Trumps says "Fake News" what he's really trying to say is "Fox News"

    about 20 hours ago from web
  9. Concept: Harder Better Faster Stronger but the lyrics are the chorus from the Spice Girls' Who Do You Think You Are?

    about 21 hours ago from web
  10. I can't believe Boney M had a whole song about Rasputin's giant dong

    about 21 hours ago from web
  11. It's rough out there for a mango slut scootaloo

    about a day ago from web
  12. @mrmattimation The size of Undyne's breasts make me think about her eating ass

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  13. @adiwan Nice!

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  14. Did you guys hear the Tetris movie got funding to turn their dense story into a Tetris movie trilogy

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  15. I don't know dick about Undertale but I'm here for whatever NicePants is

    about 2 days ago from web
  16. @mrmattimation Homer we're in North Korea

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  17. I'm telling that one to twitter.

    about 2 days ago from web
  18. (my seventh day in Meme Rehab)
    Group therapist: So Gherkin, how long has it been since you mentioned the Bare Naked Ladies?
    Me, Gherkin: It's been

    about 2 days ago from web
  19. Hot Sockets

    about 2 days ago from web
  20. "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

    about 2 days ago from web
  21. @mrmattimation One week since you looked at me

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  22. GARFIELD!!

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  23. Now where could my pipe be?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  24. This is what happens when two people name their sequels T2

    about 2 days ago from web
  25. @mrmattimation The ceiling baby grows up to be the leader of the resistance

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. @snowfawlake We're talking like, if the first Terminator movie happened but instead of it being after Sarah Connor it'd be after the Trainspotting guys

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  27. Who'd win in a fight between the guys from Trainspotting and a Terminator (T-800)?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  28. Youtube recommendations I will always denote as "Not interested":
    - Anything with Family Guy
    - FIREWORK FULL COVER (JONTRON OFFICIAL)

    about 2 days ago from web
  29. It's rough out there for a conservative brony

    about 2 days ago from web
  30. @tiffany You want to... conceive your parents to this song?

    about 2 days ago from web in context

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