Kono Gherkin (thelastgherkin)

  1. @adiwan And I did when putting the mp3s together!

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  2. There. I had Adam take a photo of it because it's no longer in my house. http://pny.lv/cjii

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  3. @zazie God damn right.

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  4. @thelastgherkin (on cassette)

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  5. @zazie We also have a mix tape.

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  6. You people always forget the best ship http://pny.lv/cjhi

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  7. My name is MC John. I'm here to mow the lawn.

    about 15 hours ago from web
  8. (8) Space Monkey Mafia / Space Monkey Mafia / Space Monkey Mafia / Space Monkey Mafia (8)

    about 16 hours ago from web
  9. Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

    about 19 hours ago from web
  10. @redenchilada It's a background from one of the Madoka movies. http://pny.lv/cj58

    about 19 hours ago from web in context
  11. You can take Batman out of the sixties, but you can't take the sixties out of Batman.

    about 20 hours ago from web
  12. @mrmattimation Cock jock.

    about 21 hours ago from web in context
  13. @ceruleanspark http://pny.lv/cj0b

    about 21 hours ago from web
  14. http://pny.lv/cih7

    about a day ago from web
  15. @ceruleanspark Because you love batcave

    about a day ago from web in context
  16. @ceruleanspark If I were describing your sex life with a movie it'd be All That apple

    about a day ago from web in context
  17. @ceruleanspark You ever see that movie All That Jazz?

    about a day ago from web in context
  18. @mrmattimation You're a ghost. You would say that.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  19. @vcgriffin As the actress said to the bishop.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  20. Our customer lift at work broke today. We had an engineer come out to try and fix it. I suppose working on elevators has its ups and downs.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  21. http://cheezburger.com/8452378368/funny-facebook-fails-3d-printing-floppy

    about 2 days ago from StatusNet Android
  22. I'll never forget the time I took a guy who had never heard of Scott Pilgrim to see the movie, and his completely incredulous reaction at about 20 minutes in where it changes from quirky teen comedy to the first fight scene.

    about 2 days ago from web
  23. @adiwan Rule 2: Do not distribute or discuss anything illegal. This includes, for example, links to pirated media or programs, distribution or use of illegal drugs or substances, or discussing how to acquire any of those things.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  24. @adiwan Well it would all take place in the 90s, so Krystal wouldn't have been invented yet.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  25. @adiwan I was thinking about a Metroid movie based on Alien and a Star Fox movie by the Jim Henson Creature Shop.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. AU where the success of the Super Mario Bros movie lead to a Nintendo Cinematic Universe

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  27. Transformers now has a post-apocalyptic future where everything is decided by gladiatorial combat - and the in-story reason is that the sports fanatic Autobot they for some reason put in charge enjoyed watching the The Hunger Games movies.

    about 3 days ago from web
  28. I prefer a rake... if that's what it take. I mow the grass... like yo momma ass.

    about 3 days ago from web
  29. @meloetta It's me.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  30. "What's your rank?" "Private." "Fine, keep it to yourself."

    about 3 days ago from web

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