Degherkinne (thelastgherkin)

  1. I am a fellow prisoner. I am the guard's uncle. I used to set him on fire when he was young. I would use a matchbook.

    about 5 minutes ago from web
  2. As part of my dream last night, I'd volunteered among a group to stay two hours late past closing time at work to get a job done. My team had finished the task, eaten a posh meal, and watched a Disney film within 15 minutes. Meanwhile the other team had built a giant swastika out of LEGO, including a marble run, chessboard, and yellow replica of the Death Star occupied by Simpsons characters.

    about an hour ago from web
  3. @mushi It's the laser sight of a Predator's gun. http://pny.lv/e1b0

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  4. Like, I wonder which Batman villain appears in "The Fearsome Dr Crane"? Maybe Jonathan Crane, alias the Scarecrow, known for his fear research?

    about 12 hours ago from web
  5. I feel like I know too much about Batman to enjoy Gotham.

    about 12 hours ago from web
  6. Why is Edward Nygma even in this show.

    about 12 hours ago from web
  7. You're going out the window... of the panic room? The ill-advised panic room window?

    about 13 hours ago from web
  8. @tiffany Ay up ee bah gum.

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  9. Do you think it needs any more add-ons? http://pny.lv/e11s

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  10. @nerthos Spend all of your money on crack!

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  11. @nerthos It's cheaper than crack.

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  12. "Reformed Neo-Buddhism is not a cult! It is a new way of looking at the world, emphasizing empowerment."
    "Like a video game?"
    "Yes, Troy. Very much like a video game. You gain levels, and at a certain point, you actually can eat a ghost."

    about 17 hours ago from web
  13. @coltz Thank you horse plural. Today you became a stallionz.

    about 19 hours ago from web in context
  14. Who did the clm because this one is the best one ever

    about 19 hours ago from web in context
  15. @adiwan Until the rebranding proposal goes through from Marketing and Brand Awareness to the Head Office.

    about a day ago from StatusNet Android in context
  16. ...but for how long?

    about a day ago from web in context
  17. Rainbow Dash Network

    about a day ago from web
  18. Scorpios: your arms look weird. And your face is a natural irritant. And your personality leaves much to be desired, the principal desire being your immediate absence. You disgust me, Scorpios.

    about a day ago from web
  19. This JonTron guy just sounds like Ray Romano to me.

    about a day ago from web
  20. @northernnarwhal You've never played a rousing game of "Is this name a stripper name or a My Little Pony?"

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  21. Fighting crime / travelling through time! Mystery Hipster Cops! http://pny.lv/dyy9

    about 2 days ago from web
  22. @spots Why wouldn't it be?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  23. Because you know I'm all about that beast, 'bout that beast (the devil)

    about 2 days ago from StatusNet Android
  24. "It's like a car with a crocodile biting it at the back." "That's the Japanese!"

    about 3 days ago from web
  25. @vcgriffin We were never allowed to say "go away" because that was too awful a thing to say to a person.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  26. @adiwan http://pny.lv/dwkn

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  27. When we were growing up, we weren't allowed to swear. We couldn't even say "fart". We had to come up with creative euphemisms like "trump" and "beans" and "do a stinky".

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  28. Kiiiill meeeee http://pny.lv/dwjq

    about 3 days ago from web
  29. @meloetta He is a rebel.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  30. http://pny.lv/dvqv

    about 3 days ago from web in context

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