Princess Pickle (thelastgherkin)

  1. I mean something something ominous company picnic.

    about 45 minutes ago from web
  2. I scored 90% on a Community trivia quiz. Time for harakiri!

    about 48 minutes ago from web
  3. Well, the company picnic in Mission Grove is in full swing! Everyone is exposing their teeth and moving their arms! There are signs posted showing how to move your face and body to indicate maximum fun. There are also snacks! They are on the picnic tables with the paper table cloths, next to the Rainbow Dash Network Picnic Captains. Don’t worry about the friendly officers, grab a cupcake! You’ve earned it! If you’ve done enough work hours, you’ve earned it! If you haven’t earned however many snacks you take, the Picnic Captains will let you know.

    about 3 hours ago from web
  4. I even copy-edited your Jaws slashfic even if that wasn't in the job description!

    about 6 hours ago from web
  5. In an act that is just super-benevolent, Rainbow Dash Network is giving all users a day off today for a company picnic! The company picnic is being held in Mission Grove Park, so head over there right now, everybody, and look for the balloons and banners. You have to go there now! Stop what you’re doing and go to the park.
    Follow any signs you see, and any spoken directives from the uniformed Rainbow Dash Network Picnic Captains. They’re there to make sure you have a good time — and that you don’t leave the picnic early. It would be a real shame to leave early from such a welcoming – and mandatory – picnic! Head on over right now! Do it!
    Do it now.

    about 7 hours ago from web
  6. @mushi Beeeaaaautiful.

    about 9 hours ago from web in context
  7. @vcgriffin Wasn't he on the X Factor last year? http://pny.lv/74uj

    about 20 hours ago from web in context
  8. @scribus They deliver and they deliver.

    about 22 hours ago from web in context
  9. Gherkin's World Famous Fajita Thursday™ has been a resounding success. Join us in two weeks for Gherkin Orders Dominoes™

    about a day ago from web in context
  10. Gherkin's World-Famous Fajita Thursday™

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. HEY YIFF.. REMEMBER ME? http://pny.lv/7482

    about a day ago from web in context
  12. @redenchilada Daring Do does not endorse this type of adventure!

    Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 14:24:58 UTC from web in context Repeat of daringdo
  13. @daringdo Nope, but since you're here... >:3

    Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 14:24:29 UTC from StatusNet Android in context Repeat of redenchilada
  14. Did someone call? Oh goodness, it wasn't sodomy-pony was it?

    Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 14:23:41 UTC from web in context Repeat of daringdo
  15. Did @mushi make this? http://pny.lv/73zf

    about a day ago from web in context
  16. @scribus IT KEEPS HAPPENING http://pny.lv/73yj

    about a day ago from web in context
  17. !art http://pny.lv/73uk http://pny.lv/73ul

    about a day ago from web
  18. Sirens have been going off in Central Night Vale as a warning about sirens going off in Old Town Night Vale. These sirens indicate that sirens might occur in the general Night Vale area over the next few hours — which would be a declaration of a current Siren Watch. Please check that your siren preparedness kit is fully stocked and easily reachable.

    about a day ago from web
  19. There's now a Golden Girls video game adaptation. It's an app where you play as the disembodied head of Bea Arthur, collecting cheesecake to eat.

    about a day ago from web
  20. It's 22 years to the day that Home Alone 2: Lost in New York was released. That film is nearly as old as I am, and it was a big part of my childhood, and now I feel agèd.

    about a day ago from web
  21. I started drawing a robit. http://pny.lv/71qz

    about 2 days ago from web
  22. I've got a considerable rear shelf.

    about 2 days ago from web
  23. Just discovered the Link to the Future trilogy. As crossovers between Back to the Future and the Legend of Zelda go, this is one of them. http://pny.lv/7197 No for real it's dumb and nerdy but I like it.

    about 2 days ago from web
  24. @vcgriffin Tonight we're reaching out and touching you.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation http://pny.lv/716k

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. http://pny.lv/716e

    about 2 days ago from web
  27. @ivyjinx See also: http://pny.lv/715s

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  28. http://pny.lv/715l

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  29. @scribus Hans Gruber: "What was it you said to me before? 'I’m trapped in between worlds, existing only in the form that you knew me, this is not who I am, leave me alone and just let me die, please, mother mangoeser'?"

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  30. @mastertdi Rosebud was a sled.

    about 2 days ago from web in context

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