Mashed Potato Jones (thelastgherkin)

  1. "Are you trying to Garfunkel me?" "Maybe. Assuming to Garfunkel someone is to keep putting up with them even though they’re a fat, lazy cat who hogs the spotlight and eats all the lasagne."

    about 9 hours ago from web in context
  2. I dont like furry's

    about 15 hours ago from web in context Repeat of rainbowsdash
  3. @redenchilada Whoa whoa whoa, there was a conversation about the Super Mario Bros. movie and I wasn't invited??

    about 9 hours ago from web in context
  4. So this is definitely Garrus in the Doctor Who trailer right? http://pny.lv/3gt9

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  5. Oh wow. Some Homestucks at SDCC were on the national news this morning.

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  6. MERRY HAPPY

    about 17 hours ago from web
  7. Spot the man! http://pny.lv/3gl5

    about 19 hours ago from web
  8. @ellie As part of a film studies essay on "Sid and Nancy", I consistently misspelled Sid Vicious as Sid Viscous.

    about 20 hours ago from web in context
  9. "Sabrina's cute, but she thinks Monty Python is the evil snake from Harry Potter."

    about 20 hours ago from web
  10. Can you ever really own a horse?

    about 20 hours ago from web in context
  11. http://pny.lv/3gam

    about a day ago from web
  12. Oh. Someone else has uploaded the entire Pokémon newspaper comic to tumblr. Ahaha I've wasted eight hours

    about 2 days ago from web
  13. @zeldatra I've not. I didn't find the premise interesting and it wasn't included in the Humble Bundle. And I couldn't get past the art style, if by "style" you mean "painted stock photographs with no consistency or continuity between panels" or "tracing, only without the creativity that disguising the fact that you're tracing usually entails".

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  14. @zeldatra There is actually a stage during checkout where you have to confirm that you realise it is a digital-only site.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  15. @zeldatra Digital download.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  16. @zeldatra Oh, sure, here. http://pny.lv/3g73

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  17. @zeldatra http://pny.lv/3g71

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  18. I'm starting up a new tumblr! You can read about it here! http://pny.lv/3g6h

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  19. "Forget Walkmans, CD players or MiniDisc, the new must-have gadget for music fans is the MP3 player."

    about 2 days ago from web
  20. Jesus loves marijuana, and drinking human blood.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  21. @rarity Would it be ironic if I said it wasn't?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  22. It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  23. Just found an old newspaper clipping to the effect of Steven Moffat saying that being the Doctor Who showrunner is too stressful and he's definitely going to be handing the job over... written in 2011.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  24. @thelastgherkin Yes. I suppose it is.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  25. @zeldatra Is it something you eat

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. I used to be bummed that I didn't stay in touch with my best friend from primary school, but since he grew up as a Jehovah's Witness and I grew up to love cocks and Christmas presents, it all worked out all right.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  27. "Spreading the word of God" like wow I've never heard of this "God" thing before, who is this

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  28. @zeldatra Tell them you're a sodomite.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  29. I found my collection of Pokémon newspaper strips!

    about 3 days ago from web
  30. @rarity Of all the toy collections destined to kill me, I always knew it was going to be Monster In My Pocket.

    about 3 days ago from web in context

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