Silly Old Gherkin, Lord o' Ghosts! (thelastgherkin)

  1. You Are (Not) Spooky http://pny.lv/5vue

    about 2 hours ago from web in context
  2. Today I will be lurching around, letting out guttural moans, with a face reminiscent of the living dead, because I'm sleep deprived and I'm sick of having a damned cold.

    about 3 hours ago from web
  3. @kat Which is weird because that's where I live.

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
  4. Rainbow Dash Network is a social network for fans of the little grey cat.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  5. @theanneh Oh hey you're singing a song from Welcome to Night Vale on your blog and that's instant street cred.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  6. So the Ninja Turtles film was released about two weeks ago, and since this week is the halfway point holiday in between school terms, they're marketing the film as "heroes of the half term". (Turtle power!)

    about 12 hours ago from web
  7. @nethernarwhal Heeeyyoooh

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  8. @nethernarwhal That's between me and Cerulean.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  9. Tuuuuuune http://pny.lv/5uwn

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  10. @nethernarwhal I'm thinking leather assless chaps.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  11. @nethernarwhal I'll be in a sexy myself costume. You know, like every day.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  12. @n1ghtsword Nothing yet! http://pny.lv/5uw9

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  13. @scriboos You could appear on Buying Naked, a TV show about buying properties in nudist areas that I didn't just make up!

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  14. Hey guys, remember Inkie Teef? http://pny.lv/5uuv

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  15. @dmn Well until you do that you're screwed.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  16. @dmn I very specifically said you had to tick a box on your profile.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  17. @dmn Oh hey, you did swear yesterday. Don't do that.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  18. @critialcloudkicker ಠ_ಠ

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  19. @critialcloudkicker http://pny.lv/5usy

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  20. For more classy puns consider supporting my Patreon

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  21. @critialcloudkicker @hawloween As the Romans said during the crucifixion: nailed it.

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  22. Atheism is non-prophet.

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  23. @dmn You have to click the checkbox and then click save.

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  24. @dmn I'm a staff member yo, and I'm telling you you can do it!

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  25. @dmn On RDN? You can cuss all you want if you go into your profile settings (the little gear up the top right-hand corner) and tick the "Ignore site rules" checkbox.

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  26. Can we have a new rule where your "real name" has to be something one can actually identify you by? Because this could be literally any of you. http://pny.lv/5ur8

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  27. What can you always subtract from seven to make it even? The s.

    about 14 hours ago from web
  28. @n1ghtsword Is it any worse than Rainbow Dash Network administration?

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  29. "What's your name, handsome?" "No, it's Gene."

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  30. "Guys, I need to apologise for my behaviour today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey..."
    "Nope!"
    "...I thought I would know what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of me."
    "That didn't happen!"
    "But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me..."
    "Nope again."
    "...only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me..."
    "No one was inside of anyone!"
    "...was wrong...to have Jeffrey inside of me."
    "Shut up!"

    about 16 hours ago from web

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