Gherkin (thelastgherkin)

  1. @thelastgherkin Wait

    about 9 hours ago from web in context
  2. "Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island

    about 9 hours ago from web in context
  3. @tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  4. Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  5. @scribus You can't hear the moon over there?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  6. @nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  7. (me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys

    about 3 days ago from web
  8. Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  9. Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  10. @mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  11. The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916

    about 13 days ago from web
  12. @adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  13. It's tough out there for a conservative brony

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  14. @maiyannah What an ironic punishment

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  15. @tiffany Thanks duder

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  16. @adiwan Whoa

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  17. Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable

    about 15 days ago from web
  18. Is there sex ed at Hogwarts

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  19. Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.

    about 16 days ago from web
  20. The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI

    about 16 days ago from web
  21. http://ibless.therains.downin.africa/

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  22. Lord I am making poopy sand

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  23. http://rainbowdash.net/url/860565

    about 18 days ago from web
  24. Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons

    about 18 days ago from web
  25. @scribus I hope it was better than this microwaved catasterstroke

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  26. Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  27. If Ready Player One is all about 80s pop culture then why is the Iron Giant of 1999's The Iron Giant there

    about 19 days ago from web
  28. What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  29. Give me your tired, your poor, your hottest takes

    about 20 days ago from web
  30. Joaquiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!

    about 20 days ago from web