Mancolter McGee (thelastgherkin)

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thelastgherkin
Nickname
thelastgherkin
Full name
Mancolter McGee
Location
Jolly old England.
URL
http://tinyurl.com/whosthisjerk
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The leader of the deceptive constructs was left for dead, drifting in space. The planet eating Unicorn crossed his path and belched glitter on his damaged body. The glitter rebuilt the leader into his new galvanised form, leaving only a few parts behind. He was sent to the metal planet of the automated robots. Unicorn later followed, firing his digestive gas-fuelled rear thruster. The resulting rainbow hit the leftover glitter-covered parts and had a result even Unicorn did not expect. This is how TheLastGherkin was born.
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  1. @neurario I love it when you brush my hair~

    about 46 minutes ago from web in context
  2. @neurario ARE YOU A MANCOLTER TOO? MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY

    about 53 minutes ago from web in context
  3. @neurario I'M A MANCOLTER

    about an hour ago from web in context
  4. Earth, wind, fire and air! We may look bad, but we don't care.

    about an hour ago from web
  5. had a mustache and a little grief.

    about 2 hours ago from Ponyville Redash of fimfammery
  6. AND LO THE HORSE DID TAKE ON THE FORM OF MAN, JUST AS BEAST WARS NEO PREDICTED http://www.cliffbee.com/reviews/images/machkick.gif

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  7. @maou You're right. You're not cute.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  8. @broniebrown You know, "cancer" has a meaning beyond "a thing I don't like".

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  9. @maou No, I'm supposed to say "he looks cute", you're supposed to say "he's a tool", and I'm supposed to say "you're one to talk".

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  10. @scoot The toyshop.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  11. @scoot I can easily tell all that from a 50X50px photo of some random guy's face.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  12. @scoot The... excursion into the Entertainer.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  13. @maou He looks cute?

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  14. @spool My Kryptonite.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  15. @broniebrown Pretty sure cancer looks more like this. http://ur1.ca/dwmom

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  16. @scoot Singing Winter Wrap Up off-key down the streets didn't seem so bad?

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  17. oh man http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdd54666ad9f89b27cec00a6a9d30a8a/tumblr_mfiqhm8LQG1rjcb9wo1_500.png

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  18. @rarity http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b510f7ac65ee7f09fa9a0b2e0eb0764/tumblr_meod2uzAjt1qm2nmbo1_400.gif

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  19. But seriously folks, being in a confined space with more than twenty bronies at a time is something I've yet to want to experience again.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  20. @rarity You could be the next Spookyjack.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  21. Actually I should just like buy lots of packets of spaghetti and drop it at appropriate moments.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  22. @rarity Get a Rarity quadsuit. No-one will know it's you inside.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  23. I, for one, am going to be dressed like a little girl.

    about 12 hours ago from web
  24. @rarity Yes?

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  25. @rarity Rarity.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  26. @rarity Just do it you wimp.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  27. @rarity Cosplay on opening night.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  28. @maou I don't even know who that is and now my inbox is full of swearing?

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
  29. into your cereal boxes and eat your cereal.

    about 14 hours ago from StatusNet Desktop Redash of anypony
  30. When I grow up, I'm going to release everything on VHS.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
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