@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)
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@scribus Clown carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on oversized shoe. This circus is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
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@scribus And then he goes and blames it on his vicodin addiction like, dude it's your personality that's the problem!
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@scribus AURORA BORABALIS?
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I'm glad this website's popularity peak wasn't during the AI art boom. That would have been hell to moderate
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@elli It's easy, you just type grape in and press enter
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OK who banned Sheldon Cooper
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It was called clopping, dad... and everypony did it...
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My biggest fear is that, y'know. They're gonna come down and be like "Alright y'all, here's the deal, we're a bunch of almond eyed aliens, and y'all are real scared of us, but hold onto your seatbelts because we're hear to get rid of all the trouble. "
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@scribus Rise from your grave after top surgery call that Altered Breast
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OK sorry for not zapping that spammer sooner but in my defence "ENJOY WIRELESS CONNECTIVITY" just sounds like a post somebody would make. Hope you're all enjoying your wireless connectivity today
Monday, 23-Oct-23 08:50:36 UTC from web -
Golf spammers make me teed off. Geddit readers? Chortle!
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(That's a good one, eh readers?)
Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:03:47 UTC from web -
@macpony55 Concerning. Looking into it
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@scribus I guess you could say it takes the....... yeast amount of effort
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@scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"
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@adiwan It's "tiers" cos you go up and down
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IT'S NOT FLUTTERSHY IT'S !POSEY I TELL YA
Friday, 10-Feb-23 19:30:34 UTC from web -
Happy Horse Warming!
Sunday, 25-Dec-22 09:25:08 UTC from web -
Best seven bucks I ever spent
Sunday, 06-Nov-22 09:54:28 UTC from web -
@mushi Does it run Otoko Cross Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire?
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I am a very punctual moderator
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@scribus (straight male boomer comedian voice) Sounds like my wife!!!!
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They are friends : ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876144
Monday, 30-May-22 08:27:41 UTC from web -
@scribus Out of nowhere I remembered the ""Injun"" song from Peter Pan for the first time in twenty years and on a rewatch, oh man. Oh man
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@darkw00d Cerulean is the answer to the first question and the second answer is me
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Escort service in Goa? The only "escort service" I need is to "escort" you off the premises! And the only "Goa" I need is for you to "goa-way"!!
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Yes I do think I will silence user "game incest"
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