Mashed Potato Jones (thelastgherkin)

  1. "Forget Walkmans, CD players or MiniDisc, the new must-have gadget for music fans is the MP3 player."

    about an hour ago from web
  2. Jesus loves marijuana, and drinking human blood.

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
  3. @rarity Would it be ironic if I said it wasn't?

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
  4. It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.

    about 5 hours ago from web in context
  5. Just found an old newspaper clipping to the effect of Steven Moffat saying that being the Doctor Who showrunner is too stressful and he's definitely going to be handing the job over... written in 2011.

    about 15 hours ago from web in context
  6. @thelastgherkin Yes. I suppose it is.

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  7. @zeldatra Is it something you eat

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  8. I used to be bummed that I didn't stay in touch with my best friend from primary school, but since he grew up as a Jehovah's Witness and I grew up to love cocks and Christmas presents, it all worked out all right.

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  9. "Spreading the word of God" like wow I've never heard of this "God" thing before, who is this

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  10. @zeldatra Tell them you're a sodomite.

    about 16 hours ago from web in context
  11. I found my collection of Pokémon newspaper strips!

    about 18 hours ago from web
  12. @rarity Of all the toy collections destined to kill me, I always knew it was going to be Monster In My Pocket.

    about 19 hours ago from web in context
  13. Sixteen pages of mangoesty Transformers fanfiction.

    about 19 hours ago from web
  14. Oh god I think I just toxic plastic fumesed myself to death send help

    about 19 hours ago from web in context
  15. @thewaifutyphoon GET OOT OF MAH... oh

    about 19 hours ago from web in context
  16. Oh sweet! The old box for my portable CD player! I was the talk of the playground with this in the year 2000!

    about 19 hours ago from web
  17. Found some newspaper cuttings in my stuff from... uh, five years ago I guess? advertising Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. My favourite is the preposterous Burger King tie-in that gives you a six pack of angus beefburgers. This is the kind of thing I keep, because I am a crazy person.

    about 19 hours ago from web
  18. @cinnamonswirl HONEY

    about a day ago from web in context
  19. Bae caught me sleepin http://pny.lv/3fkv

    about a day ago from web
  20. i hate dis place too much porn

    about 10 months ago from web in context Repeat of bill
  21. Oh sweet, it's Pi Day!

    about 2 days ago from web
  22. Remember when RDN disputes were solved through badly-spelled faux litigation? http://pny.lv/3f8p

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  23. Can anypony think of a good pony name for me? All I can think of is Sexy Delicious.

    Sunday, 13-Nov-11 14:28:34 UTC from web in context Repeat of mastertdi
  24. Oh! @vcgriffin I remember you were looking for this? http://pny.lv/3f7n

    about 2 days ago from web
  25. @boombaboom You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  26. You killed my brother!! I mean computer

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  27. Actually, I was wrong. The best part was when history class found an excuse to just make us watch Blackadder.

    about 3 days ago from web
  28. @mushi Ooh! That's from a CGP Books revision guide - literally the best part of the British school system.

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  29. X-mangoes

    about 3 days ago from web
  30. Pchooo http://pny.lv/3ezg

    about 3 days ago from web

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