Gherkin (thelastgherkin)

  1. Giddy up, Jingle Horse

    about 2 days ago from web
  2. Everyone else perished in the snow. The whole city is a crypt of ice, and we three are left to mourn... its frozen boooooones

    about 3 days ago from web
  3. Take a look at my six inches, boys http://rainbowdash.net/url/865819

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  4. Snow time!

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're on Earth at the same time as Peestuck

    about 7 days ago from web
  6. The Bad Touch - Kidz Bop (Bloodhound Gang cover)

    about 9 days ago from web
  7. Deck the halls with anthro reindeers

    about 10 days ago from web
  8. @tiff I can and I will

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  9. @adiwan If I had an RDN-user-sized duck I would not fight it, instead tending to its feathery down with a respectful brush

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  10. I'm the strongest RDN user. I could fight any of you

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  11. What a l̟̦̝̞̜͎o͡v̜e̗̻͎͟ly͕̖͍͇̣͖̻͝ C̢̧̛̰͓ẖ̡̳̹̱͇̞͚̰̜́͡r̷̫̣̺͖̗̝̹̀ͅi̱̩̥̯͙͞͞s̤̖̠͎̼͘ţ͉̺̥͔͉̳͉̰̀͢m̶҉̢͈̺̭͓̱̥a͖̺̪͉͢͟s̸̞̮̮̯̦̳̀͜ ̷̝̼̭̭̦̲͓Ẁ͍͙̼̮̼̼̕ͅr̷̢̢͈̞a҉͎̫̫͉͟i̸̢̗͍͖̻̖̺̬̦͜t͍͔͉̻͙̕͢h̷̵͚̟͡

    about 12 days ago from web
  12. If there's one thing I took away from the recent Pony finale it's that the Dazzlings are way too old to be in school

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  13. I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"

    about 19 days ago from web
  14. Today I'm watching nobody's favourite Ghostbusters movie: Ghostbusters 2

    about 20 days ago from web
  15. @thismightbeauser All right. How are you?

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  16. "mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

    about 21 days ago from web
  17. A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
    Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
    After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
    An audience member shouted, "Stop clicking your fingers then!!"

    about 21 days ago from web
  18. @thismightbeauser Hi Widget

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  19. Spinal hygiene

    about 22 days ago from web
  20. "Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks

    about 23 days ago from web
  21. Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?

    about a month ago from web
  22. A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. @adiwan I'm happy for him http://rainbowdash.net/url/864130

    about a month ago from web in context
  25. Justice League more like Justice Leave

    about a month ago from web
  26. I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008

    about a month ago from web
  28. @tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. @adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000

    about a month ago from web in context
  30. (Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility

    about a month ago from web