Cecil Gherkin Palmer (thelastgherkin)

  1. http://pny.lv/3i25

    about 10 hours ago from web
  2. @zeldatra Some questions for those that consider being Russian acceptable: Did you have to unlearn that it was wrong, or is that how you always believed? If you had to unlearn that it was wrong, what caused you to change your mind, and where did the idea that it wrong come from in the first place?

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  3. @scoot Wish I was an English muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster~

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  4. @thewaifutyphoon http://pny.lv/3i1w

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  5. You horny simpletons.

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  6. @metaltao http://pny.lv/3i1t

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  7. Live goals: cosplay Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way

    about 10 hours ago from web
  8. @rarity WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERpapayasERS

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  9. it was.......................................................... DUMBLYDOR

    about 14 hours ago from web in context Repeat of rarity
  10. @ellie posting on RDN is so tedious

    about 11 hours ago from web in context Repeat of scoot
  11. Ha! Definition of bumf: "useless or tedious printed material." Dated definition of bumf: toilet paper; etymology of bumf: contraction of bum-fodder! THIS SPAM MAIL IS TOTALLY BUM-FODDER.

    about 11 hours ago from web
  12. Someone from the local public transport agency came to my door a couple of weeks ago and I took a chance and did a survey. It turns out the survey had literally nothing to do with my interests, and as it dragged on I got increasingly annoyed. Now I'm taking perverse pleasure in the fact that they're spending money sending me marketing bumf that I am instantly binning or recycling.

    about 11 hours ago from web
  13. @metaltao Nope. All furries are bronies.

    about a day ago from web in context
  14. @mylittletrixie A furry and a brony is the same thing.

    about a day ago from web in context
  15. @northernnarwhal Man, if only.

    about a day ago from web in context
  16. Sleeping with Cinnamon like http://pny.lv/3ht9

    about a day ago from web in context
  17. @northernnarwhal Yeah come back to me when Ezekiel 25:17 is about donkey dongs.

    about a day ago from web in context
  18. Ezekiel 23:20

    about a day ago from web in context
  19. Note: may contain very few traces of Pokémon battling and training

    about a day ago from web
  20. Also featured: nightmares http://pny.lv/3hoi

    about a day ago from web
  21. @metaltao Ayyyy

    about a day ago from web in context
  22. Ash's erection just doubled my followers. Realisation: sex sells. http://pny.lv/3hoh

    about a day ago from web in context
  23. You don't want to miss out on witnessing the exact moment Ash gets wood, just saying http://pny.lv/3hof

    about a day ago from web
  24. This dash is a shout out to all my follower

    about a day ago from web
  25. @thelastgherkin Here's an upcoming highlight to sweeten the sales pitch http://pny.lv/3hoa

    about a day ago from web in context
  26. My new Pokémon blog starts up tomorrow and has a queue up until December, so if you want to see some terrible and frankly bizarre comics y'all better recognise: http://pny.lv/3g6h

    about a day ago from web in context
  27. Three weeks until Hell Day! Hope you're all ready for Decepticon subjugation! http://pny.lv/3ho9

    about a day ago from web
  28. Aheheh

    about a day ago from web
  29. I'm going to change my avatar to Kelsey Grammer and do the thing he does where he tries to fix the grammar on twitter.

    about a day ago from web
  30. @l1ghtsword You've unnecessary capitalisation and lack of punctuation, and you've formed a sentence fragment! Good job.

    about a day ago from web in context

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