Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)

  1. @scribus Clown carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on oversized shoe. This circus is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  2. @scribus And then he goes and blames it on his vicodin addiction like, dude it's your personality that's the problem!

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  3. @scribus AURORA BORABALIS?

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  4. I'm glad this website's popularity peak wasn't during the AI art boom. That would have been hell to moderate

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  5. @elli It's easy, you just type grape in and press enter

    about 9 months ago from web in context
  6. OK who banned Sheldon Cooper

    about 10 months ago from web in context
  7. It was called clopping, dad... and everypony did it...

    about 10 months ago from web in context
  8. My biggest fear is that, y'know. They're gonna come down and be like "Alright y'all, here's the deal, we're a bunch of almond eyed aliens, and y'all are real scared of us, but hold onto your seatbelts because we're hear to get rid of all the trouble. "

    Saturday, 07-Feb-15 21:14:53 UTC from web in context Repeat of ceruleanspark
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    about a year ago from web in context
  10. @scribus Rise from your grave after top surgery call that Altered Breast

    about a year ago from web in context
  11. OK sorry for not zapping that spammer sooner but in my defence "ENJOY WIRELESS CONNECTIVITY" just sounds like a post somebody would make. Hope you're all enjoying your wireless connectivity today

    Monday, 23-Oct-23 08:50:36 UTC from web
  12. Golf spammers make me teed off. Geddit readers? Chortle!

    Thursday, 10-Aug-23 08:23:12 UTC from web in context
  13. (That's a good one, eh readers?)

    Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:03:47 UTC from web
  14. @macpony55 Concerning. Looking into it

    Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:01:03 UTC from web in context
  15. @scribus I guess you could say it takes the....... yeast amount of effort

    Wednesday, 14-Jun-23 08:13:35 UTC from web in context
  16. @scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"

    Monday, 15-May-23 08:02:35 UTC from web in context
  17. @adiwan It's "tiers" cos you go up and down

    Saturday, 13-May-23 08:30:58 UTC from web in context
  18. IT'S NOT FLUTTERSHY IT'S !POSEY I TELL YA

    Friday, 10-Feb-23 19:30:34 UTC from web
  19. Happy Horse Warming!

    Sunday, 25-Dec-22 09:25:08 UTC from web
  20. Best seven bucks I ever spent

    Sunday, 06-Nov-22 09:54:28 UTC from web
  21. @whomst sup

    Monday, 24-Oct-22 11:24:10 UTC from web in context
  22. @mushi Does it run Otoko Cross Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire?

    Monday, 10-Oct-22 08:13:21 UTC from web in context
  23. I am a very punctual moderator

    Friday, 12-Aug-22 08:51:38 UTC from web in context
  24. @scribus (straight male boomer comedian voice) Sounds like my wife!!!!

    Tuesday, 31-May-22 08:12:18 UTC from web in context
  25. They are friends : ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876144

    Monday, 30-May-22 08:27:41 UTC from web
  26. @scribus Out of nowhere I remembered the ""Injun"" song from Peter Pan for the first time in twenty years and on a rewatch, oh man. Oh man

    Tuesday, 17-May-22 08:31:06 UTC from web in context
  27. @darkw00d Cerulean is the answer to the first question and the second answer is me

    Friday, 15-Apr-22 14:52:19 UTC from web in context
  28. Escort service in Goa? The only "escort service" I need is to "escort" you off the premises! And the only "Goa" I need is for you to "goa-way"!!

    Sunday, 20-Feb-22 11:10:14 UTC from web in context
  29. Yes I do think I will silence user "game incest"

    Saturday, 06-Nov-21 09:43:59 UTC from web in context
  30. @zeldatra http://rainbowdash.net/url/876008

    Wednesday, 22-Sep-21 08:10:22 UTC from web in context