@thelastgherkin
Jolly old England.
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Gherkin (thelastgherkin)
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@thelastgherkin Wait
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"Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island
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@tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position
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Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells
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@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
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Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
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@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
about 13 days ago from web -
It's tough out there for a conservative brony
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@tiffany Thanks duder
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
about 15 days ago from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
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The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
about 16 days ago from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
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about 18 days ago from web -
Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons
about 18 days ago from web -
@scribus I hope it was better than this microwaved catasterstroke
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Has anyone put spaghetti bolognese on a wrap before, or am I about to become the world's greatest innovator
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If Ready Player One is all about 80s pop culture then why is the Iron Giant of 1999's The Iron Giant there
about 19 days ago from web -
What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
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Give me your tired, your poor, your hottest takes
about 20 days ago from web -
Joaquiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
about 20 days ago from web
