Notices by Gherkin (thelastgherkin), page 2

  1. My Little Pony D&D dice, coming exclusively to Hascon. http://rainbowdash.net/url/860202

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  2. For posterity, the spammer who tried to sell us poop-flavoured vegetarian chocolate protein supplements # http://rainbowdash.net/url/860152

    about 13 days ago from web
  3. @scribus Guerilla, gorilla, gorilla for sale

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  4. He's the leader of the bunch
    You know him well
    He's finally back
    To T A K E Y O U T O H E L L

    about 14 days ago from web
  5. I got all 900 Koroks boys!

    about 15 days ago from web
  6. @adiwan I don't even remember. I only got to work three hours later.

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  7. A man at the shopping mall I work in got stabbed by a guy for bumping into him and bled onto one of our sofas http://rainbowdash.net/url/860028

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  8. I'm MC Gherkin and I'm here to say / I just want to sit and play Zelda all day

    about 18 days ago from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of markov
  9. @ceruleanspark This is a pony site??

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  10. (Jerry Seinfeld voice) Why is it called Skylanders? Is it because they land in the sky?

    about 17 days ago from web
  11. If the Greg Universe always wears a vest and shorts, why does he have those tan lines

    about 17 days ago from web
  12. Tom Holland was like five years old when the Tobey Macguire Spider-Man film came out

    about 17 days ago from web
  13. @scribus I mean, you could probably kill a man with just the combined weight of ten thousand spoons, which is approx. 250kg

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  14. It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  15. Happy American New Year

    about 20 days ago from web
  16. Eat at Joe's

    about 20 days ago from web
  17. @scribus A clever mnemonic device for remembering colour names is that the colours are usually the same as the word used to describe them

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  18. Somehow malaproposed "Bowie and Jagger" into "Bauer and Jeggie"

    about 21 days ago from web
  19. No fear

    Stringent analysis of everything you've ever made revealing a secret fetish even you didn't know you had

    One fear

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  20. I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs

    about 23 days ago from web
  21. I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that

    about 24 days ago from web
  22. Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

    about a month ago from web
  23. My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again

    about a month ago from web
  24. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

    about a month ago from web
  25. Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919

    about a month ago from web
  26. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859917

    about a month ago from web
  27. @mrmattimation The 1990s called, and they want their "Somebody called and wants something back" joke back

    about a month ago from web in context
  28. @mrmattimation You know twitter ads are based on your search history right

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. Who is Big Gay

    about a month ago from web
  30. I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop

    about a month ago from web