Notices by Gherkin (thelastgherkin), page 2

  1. The Bad Touch - Kidz Bop (Bloodhound Gang cover)

    about 3 months ago from web
  2. Deck the halls with anthro reindeers

    about 3 months ago from web
  3. @tiff I can and I will

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  4. @adiwan If I had an RDN-user-sized duck I would not fight it, instead tending to its feathery down with a respectful brush

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  5. I'm the strongest RDN user. I could fight any of you

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  6. What a l̟̦̝̞̜͎o͡v̜e̗̻͎͟ly͕̖͍͇̣͖̻͝ C̢̧̛̰͓ẖ̡̳̹̱͇̞͚̰̜́͡r̷̫̣̺͖̗̝̹̀ͅi̱̩̥̯͙͞͞s̤̖̠͎̼͘ţ͉̺̥͔͉̳͉̰̀͢m̶҉̢͈̺̭͓̱̥a͖̺̪͉͢͟s̸̞̮̮̯̦̳̀͜ ̷̝̼̭̭̦̲͓Ẁ͍͙̼̮̼̼̕ͅr̷̢̢͈̞a҉͎̫̫͉͟i̸̢̗͍͖̻̖̺̬̦͜t͍͔͉̻͙̕͢h̷̵͚̟͡

    about 3 months ago from web
  7. If there's one thing I took away from the recent Pony finale it's that the Dazzlings are way too old to be in school

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  8. I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"

    about 3 months ago from web
  9. Today I'm watching nobody's favourite Ghostbusters movie: Ghostbusters 2

    about 3 months ago from web
  10. @thismightbeauser All right. How are you?

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  11. "mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

    about 3 months ago from web
  12. A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
    Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
    After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
    An audience member shouted, "Stop clicking your fingers then!!"

    about 3 months ago from web
  13. @thismightbeauser Hi Widget

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  14. Spinal hygiene

    about 3 months ago from web
  15. "Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks

    about 3 months ago from web
  16. Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?

    about 3 months ago from web
  17. A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  18. Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  19. @adiwan I'm happy for him http://rainbowdash.net/url/864130

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  20. Justice League more like Justice Leave

    about 3 months ago from web
  21. I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  22. Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008

    about 3 months ago from web
  23. @tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  24. @adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  25. (Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility

    about 3 months ago from web
  26. The Lion King 2 is everyone's second favourite Lion King film

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  27. @ceruleanspark !clm http://rainbowdash.net/url/863978

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  28. (to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  29. @adiwan And now I have - from the phrasing it sounded like the whole thing was a setup and that he wasn't the real dad or whatever.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  30. @adiwan I'm halfway through yo, don't spoil it

    about 3 months ago from web in context