@tiff
21 / M / England
https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_Have you looked outside? I'm scared for my life.
More details...Tiff Spearman (tiff)
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you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,
about 3 days ago from web -
@scribus that's peak "you think YOU'VE had a bad day at work??" vibes
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what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time
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i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation
about 8 days ago from web -
@nerthos good to hear some things are just universal constants
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@scribus for a second i thought you meant pony and was about to do a jig
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@awl i remember making fun of a stage four 16yo whose dying wish was to prevent women from having abortions and a certain ex-user got so mad at me he unfollowed lol
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@scribus at least ol' Jeff wasn't a raging queer!!!!!
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if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist
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it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary
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not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway
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@scribus a possum has the concentrated power of two kitsunes
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@mrmattimation be a hero and take down the koreans
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@scribus respect
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forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q
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@scribus i hope you kicked the kid's ass
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@scribus yeah i think i shouted goddammit at least once lol, we shared the session with a group of 5 rando tryhards which did not help
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just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again
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@thelastgherkin [under breath] damn...
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@thelastgherkin sorry i'm late but happy anniv you two
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turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440
about 21 days ago from web -
@scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people
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@scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)
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we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join
about 24 days ago from web -
@scribus come work with me and join my bowls team
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they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
You? Problematic?
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
[KRAMER bursts in]
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING -
My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
It's better than yours, but that's no good
I'm coming down to your neighborhood.
The boys won't come to my yard,
Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle. -
according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible
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@scribus worse: MC Ride
