Tiff Spearman (tiff)

  1. you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,

    about 3 days ago from web
  2. @scribus that's peak "you think YOU'VE had a bad day at work??" vibes

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  3. what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  4. i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation

    about 8 days ago from web
  5. @thelastgherkin ha!

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  6. @nerthos good to hear some things are just universal constants

    about 8 days ago from web in context
  7. @scribus for a second i thought you meant pony and was about to do a jig

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  8. @awl i remember making fun of a stage four 16yo whose dying wish was to prevent women from having abortions and a certain ex-user got so mad at me he unfollowed lol

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  9. @scribus at least ol' Jeff wasn't a raging queer!!!!!

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  10. if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  11. it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  12. not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  13. @scribus a possum has the concentrated power of two kitsunes

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  14. @mrmattimation be a hero and take down the koreans

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  15. @scribus respect

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  16. forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  17. @scribus i hope you kicked the kid's ass

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  18. @scribus yeah i think i shouted goddammit at least once lol, we shared the session with a group of 5 rando tryhards which did not help

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  19. just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  20. @thelastgherkin [under breath] damn...

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  21. @thelastgherkin sorry i'm late but happy anniv you two

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  22. turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440

    about 21 days ago from web
  23. @scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people

    about 23 days ago from web in context
  24. @scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)

    about 23 days ago from web in context
  25. we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join

    about 24 days ago from web
  26. @scribus come work with me and join my bowls team

    about 24 days ago from web in context
  27. they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
    You? Problematic?
    THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
    [KRAMER bursts in]
    HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING

    Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:39:35 UTC from shitposter.club in context Repeat of vriska
  28. My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
    My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
    It's better than yours, but that's no good
    I'm coming down to your neighborhood.

    The boys won't come to my yard,
    Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
    Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
    because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.

    Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web Repeat of mrmattimation
  29. according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible

    Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web in context Repeat of mushi
  30. @scribus worse: MC Ride

    about a month ago from web in context