Notices by Tiff Spearman (tiff), page 2

  1. me: [makes significant progress with my long-time crush over the course of a year]
    my brain: yeah i've come to the conclusion that you don't ever actually want to be in a relationship

    about a month ago from web
  2. @tiff Suck a million dicks! Go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen from choking on a million dicks!

    about 5 months ago from web in context Repeat of ceruleanspark
  3. @scribus just realised I can feel my asshole. Like, legally. Apparently this was an ability he shared with most angles and curves

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com in context Repeat of tiffany2
  4. The Decemberists — I'll Be Your Girl / ALBUM REVIEW https://tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/19/the-decemberists-ill-be-your-girl-album-review/

    about a month ago from MuSTArDroid
  5. Man, Stefan Karl's cancer is back, and it's inoperable this time :(

    about a month ago from MuSTArDroid
  6. before I get out, I'll put cancer in the water

    about a month ago from web in context
  7. i hate making eye contact and everyone hates me so it would explain a lot if i had ASD

    about a month ago from web
  8. @mrmattimation i think about this a lot too

    about a month ago from web in context
  9. as i get older, my balls fall lower. this, of course, doesn't let me kiwi any faster, because my balls are farther away from my papaya.

    about a month ago from web in context
  10. unhappy

    about a month ago from web
  11. My job involves me dealing with millions of pounds worth of properties and livelihoods and I don't put the appropriate amount of care into it

    about a month ago from web
  12. keep almost oversharing and deleting lol

    about a month ago from web
  13. Imagine having a job that pays you extremely well, where you get to work with great people and half the time can get away with doing no work. Imagine actually having a chance with your crush of several years. Imagine having so many friends that you're never bored or lonely. Imagine discovering the passion that you've been searching for your entire life. Imagine being me and having the audacity to reject all of the above

    about a month ago from web in context
  14. I wish I had a worse job and less people who cared about me

    about a month ago from web
  15. Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it

    about a month ago from web
  16. Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. @adiwan when i'm tightly packaged i'll be a baled guy

    about a month ago from web in context
  18. I'm a bad guy

    about a month ago from web in context
  19. @mrmattimation i can get into it

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  20. full transparency: i would definitely papaya dana loesch if she asked me to

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  21. does anyone else sometimes choose the lyric video for a song instead of the official music video because it feels like it would be overwhelming to have the music video in the background

    about 2 months ago from web
  22. @awl @scribus all downhill from here lads

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  23. @scribus First time seeing any artist live really (save for Dolly Parton at Disney World), absolute game changer

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  24. Wow my fave band of all time sure are incredible live

    about 2 months ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  25. seeing Everything Everything live tonight lads

    about 2 months ago from web
  26. @awl [farts approvingly]

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  27. me to myself: okay old boy, you're seeing your favourite band tomorrow. all you have to do is make sure you don't do anything stupid for 24 hours
    me: [eats 5 of those breakfast bars that make me fart a lot]

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  28. Superorganism — Superorganism / ALBUM REVIEW http://pny.lv/2x0yc

    about 2 months ago from web
  29. @nerthos a trillion views? damn

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  30. @nerthos nah i don't want you to spend $100 just to see me fail, thanks for the offer tho

    about 2 months ago from web in context