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  1. Adding “obstruction of Congress” to the list of impeachment articles was a smart move on paper because it’s way easier to say “okay, yeah, he did that even if he didn’t do the other stuff”, and I’m betting if any GOP Senators vote to convict it’ll be on that charge - won’t be enough of ‘em, though. not soliciting opinions

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  2. Aaannd now they're leafblowing my rain gutters while I need to be recording

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    • I love when brands try to solicit a DM to "help you" when you call them out on twitter for sucking butt through a straw. No, I will not allow you to save face while continuing to be useless, we will air all your failures for the world, tyvm.

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      • haha wow the censor made that one appear way worse in context than it actually was

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        • Hooray for Muting twitter when I've been unwise enough to say anything to anyone about anything

          about 14 hours ago from web
          • best part about VR, by far, is yelling “NYPD!!!!!” during every shootout, really makes you feel like you’re a hardass cop who plays by his own rules in a 1980s buddy cop action flick

            about 16 hours ago from web
            • I can't decide if Twitter is a wasteland I would do better to avoid, or if it's a wasteland where my "Damn the Man" attitude is vitally important. If the Tao had taught me anything, it's probably both and neither.

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              • The full story http://rainbowdash.net/url/875372

                about 2 days ago from web
                • In the 70s Nixon ordered nuclear strikes that were ignored by military officials because he wasn’t seen as being mentally fit to make those decisions (Richard Nixon was, of course, an alcoholic). We didn’t know about the orders until decades later. Have fun thinking about that one while you sleep tonight!

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • @mrmattimation Yeah if you strip down the story of details and essentials I can make anyone ( even you ) seem like a total incompetent bubbling buffoon that could play as antagonist in a Mark Groening cartoon somehow.

                    I do not know all the details. But I do know that North Korea shot down a 'Lockheed EC-121 Warning Star' ( essentially the 1950's version of what we understand now as AWACS ) and killed some 30 something Americans.

                    Some FBI agent noted how he became 'obsessed' with the EC-121 incident.

                    When Richard Nixon got on the phone to order PLANS for a tactical nuclear strike and target recomendations however, Henry Kissinger got the JCOS to pull a 25th amendment untill at least he sobered up. Probably because he sounded drunk.

                    I heard that he forgot about the B61 attached to the F-4 in Kunsan Air Base.

                    I like doing Trivia night with you tho.

                    Can we talk about Vasiki Arkhipov next ?

                    about a day ago in context
                • If your level design still makes something a 20-minute task for a speedrunner, it might be a pain in the gorram ass

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • @scribus GTA SA is super bad about this, speed runners usually resort to killing themselves to warp to hospitals around the state but even then the boundaries dictating where you respawn don’t make as much sense as people like, especially in the countryside portions of the game, where it’s essentially a crapshoot figuring out where you’ll respawn.

                    about 2 days ago in context
                • Looking at you, Ecco 2!

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                  • Tbh I think that the fact that real X-Wings have taken flight is proof that Disney needs to be stopped.

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                    • @mrmattimation Really ? That is the point where you go "I think Disney might have gone too far" ?

                      I won't rant at you for hours on end about how Rey Skywalker is a gigantic Mary Sue, or that Oscar Isaac is going to be GLAD to be gone from the franchise soon enough, or how everyone is expecting John Boyega to squeal like a piggy about how bad Disney is before long enough ( I honestly have higher hopes for Mark Hamill )... or hell, the parks...

                      Instead, Disney could not even secure the 'rights' to do these cargo-drone flyby 'stunts' for longer than just the weekend because the FAA does not want them to.

                      And after some contractor hired a contractor to install the trackless system upside down ( which meant the concrete needed to be torn out ) or the MULTIPLE breakdowns of Rise of the Resistance ( because it needed more time in the oven before being ready for prime-time ) I am not sure if I can blame ANYONE for thinking Disney is too fat&bloated&incompetent.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                    • @mrmattimation I say it doesn't count until they are capable of space flight, THEN it's too far. But I'll still hold out for warp capabilities.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                  • I was going through real-life personal romantic drama when I originally wrote this comic story. I’ll post it in its entirety as one big image tomorrow or something. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875370

                    about 3 days ago from web
                    • @mrmattimation Does Swole Foods take place in a real fake Virginia town or a fake fake one? I'm working on a series of novels in a fake San Bernardino, CA, myself, just curious about other people's home state integration or whatever.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                    • @scribus It’s a fake town that’s an amalgamation of several real towns in Northern Virginia, mostly the suburbs around Fairfax and Loudoun counties. Swole Foods itself is based on a real grocery chain based in Maryland. The skyline that you see in the cartoons and some comics is wholly made up and I’m not sure if that’s the town itself or if it’s just a city that you can see FROM the town, like Arlington or something.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                  • Boy that sure was a dream about being back in bed with my first GF from HS.

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                    • Tfw you retweet something three days BEFORE Dave Barry

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                      • jegus....

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                        • HE SAID, PERFECTLY CONCISE

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                          • Ugh. I really do resent having to condense my thoughts into a tweet.

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                            • I understand some zoos are more like animal jail, and that's really sad. My mom always disliked the Los Angeles Zoo because of that, but I'm pretty sure that was the old one and I've never been to the new? Either way, who else remembers those toy snakes where you hold the tail and the inevitable microtremors of your body made it move and dance?

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                              • Still kind of unclear if I've been adopting them zoo or wild animals, it's all conservation to me. San Diego Zoo does damn good work and runs some great facilities.

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                                • the most wonderful thing about tiggers is that we’ve hunted them to functional extinction

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                                • THE DOCTOR

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                                  • EDDIE MURPHY as

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                                    • INTRODUCING

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                                      • I issued a refund and Valve sent me a RMA return label. DO THEY REALLY WANT THAT EMPTY COLA BOTTLE?!?!?!?!?

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                                      • Oh, right... I'm supposed to reduce my Twitter use because it makes me want to be dead...

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                                        • Now that Virginia’s a safe blue state can somebody PLEASE primary my DINO Senator

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                                        • Trungalunga gobbity dick http://rainbowdash.net/url/875367

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                                          • Nah jk I already looked it up :p

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                                            • Finally getting fan traction on Twitter and now I don't know the ethics and manners of following back

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