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  1. Tonight on Go cherry Yourself, With Tucker Carlson, we discuss America's greatest enemy: you.

    about 34 minutes ago from web
    • Disney+ has The Simpsons

      The Simpsons has an episode with Michelangelo's David

      Disney+ has wing-wong

      about 38 minutes ago from web
      • Tonight, on Tucker Carlson Tonight: Do we even need you, the viewer? Recent polling suggests that you suck.

        about 2 hours ago from web
        • I’ve been at work for less than an hour and I’ve had to write up two different employees, this blows

          about a day ago from web
        • This might sound completely disingenuous coming from, well, me, but I really don’t like being an asshole so being required to do it for my job is a huge bummer.

          about a day ago from web
          • Damn, hoped that would turn into "appleing life" :(

            about a day ago from web
            • Never buying an Apple product again in my grapeing life

              about a day ago from web
              • Filed my taxes early for once this year. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875428

                about a day ago from web
                • Got my annual gubmint MiNd CoNtRoL boosterrrrr I mean, flu shot?

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • Clearly, I am not to be turned to politically

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • Oh, the Rogue Nation of Delta Co... "Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, religious education is a new government priority, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs."

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • @mrmattimation I do feel such a split over term limits. On the one hand, damn re-election, do your job! On the other, I'd hate to see the effects of the loss of the "elder statesperson." So, I usually feel like limits in certain, very key positions (DEFINITELY president!) are just about mandatory, but in others... I just don't know.

                          about 3 days ago in context
                        • @scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them

                          about 3 days ago in context
                        • @mrmattimation These ones? No. But, when it comes to having connections, the ephemeral "I know a guy" moments that get jammed gears turning again, it can still become a high price to pay. I don't have The Answers, but I like to try considering all angles and long-term outcomes. It's why I spend so many decisive moments paralyzed! :D . . . wait, that actually sucks...

                          about 2 days ago in context
                      • Just shaved my balls so that girls aren’t as grossed out when I send them a picture of my balls

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • hopefully I can launch Swole Foods in a post-post-Trump america so that when I start blasting my leftist propaganda in the form of comedy nobody will suspect a thing

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • time to deny the american people the right to vote

                            about 3 days ago from web
                          • surrogate found out she wasn’t carrying a baby: it was a very large poop

                            about 3 days ago from web
                            • i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.

                              about 3 days ago from web
                            • /joker-laughs until November

                              about 3 days ago from web
                              • the closest I can think of is endgame Civ where you have to bribe all of the city-states into voting for your world congress resolutions.

                                about 3 days ago from web
                                • Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years

                                  about 3 days ago from web
                                • maybe if I vote for trump he’ll come over to my house and step on my balls like I keep asking

                                  about 3 days ago from web
                                  • None of Delta Co's Nation States advisors ever suggest any good ideas

                                    about 3 days ago from web
                                    • "Trump declares that the hearing proves the whole investigation was a WITCH HUNT! Congressional Democrats say it proves that it is IMPEACHMENT TIME, BABY. Bears continue to poop in the woods." Dave Barry, on 2019. https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article238523668.html

                                      about 3 days ago from web
                                      • Damn, Sage and Savant dropped a musical act due to a difference of sociopolitical opinion. It's a decision I agree with, but still - it wasn't a thing I imagine anyone actually wanted. Not naming names, but they do share an initialism with Irritable Bowel Syndrome which just amuses the permanent child in me.

                                        about 5 days ago from web
                                      • Halo Reach is still fun

                                        about 5 days ago from web
                                        • Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?

                                          about 5 days ago from web
                                        • Bought a rice cooker. Finally well-cooked rice. Just 20 bucks to solve my rice woes. I hate cooking rice in a regular pot because it is hard to get it right there.

                                          about 5 days ago from web
                                        • EXPOSED: New CIA Papers Reveal Kennedy’s Head “Just Did That”

                                          about 6 days ago from web
                                        • It's double-funny because of those decapitated angel/Baby Yoda cookies

                                          about 7 days ago from web
                                          • Headless Baby Yoda due to 3d printer mishap (clogged nozzle). http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875419

                                            about 7 days ago from web